Part of the Vast, Right Wing Conspiracy
A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their dads did for a living.
All the usual answers were given: Fireman, Mechanic, Doctor, Lawyer, etc.
One kid, Justin, was being uncharacteristically quiet. When the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied:
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret bar and takes his clothes off in front of other men who put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with one and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on math problems and then asked Justin, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No", he replied, "he works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton elected - but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
All the usual answers were given: Fireman, Mechanic, Doctor, Lawyer, etc.
One kid, Justin, was being uncharacteristically quiet. When the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied:
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret bar and takes his clothes off in front of other men who put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with one and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on math problems and then asked Justin, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No", he replied, "he works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton elected - but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."