Get on your side bitch
I really hate sleeping with someone else sometimes.
There, I said it.
But yeah, I don't really like sharing my bed. For this reason, that is why I almost always want to have sex with a girl at her house. I swear, it isn't because I know she will stalk me after getting the dick and start showing up at my doorstep.
Last night I got an excellent blowjob. It was the kind that made my toes curl up and I actually moaned out loud. That doesn't happen too often. I came home from her place and stretched out on my sofa when my doorbell rings.
I thought that only guys showed up at houses looking for sex late at night? I'm beginning to see there is a new breed of women.
To make a long story short, a girl I know wanted to come chill. I got a phone call and she told me she would go watch tv in my room until I was off the phone. After hanging up, I find her sprawled out on my bed naked, snoring. I tried shaking her awake, and nothing! She wouldn't budge, and she was on MY FUCKING SIDE OF THE BED. So I figured I was stuck sleeping with her for the night because a leather sofa isn't so comfy to sleep on.
This is why I do not like sleeping with others:
1. I like to sleep naked.
2. Spooning is no fun to me if I don't care for the girl.
3. I hate waking up stuck to someone because our sweat has molded us together.
4. What if they snore? God I hate when they snore!
5. I'll admit it, I sleep with a fucking sleeping mask. I don't want to look like a fag when they wake up to find me in dream land with my fuzzy sleeping mask on.
The least she could have done was to wake me up with a nice "good morning" blow job. Some girls are so inconsiderate.
There, I said it.
But yeah, I don't really like sharing my bed. For this reason, that is why I almost always want to have sex with a girl at her house. I swear, it isn't because I know she will stalk me after getting the dick and start showing up at my doorstep.
Last night I got an excellent blowjob. It was the kind that made my toes curl up and I actually moaned out loud. That doesn't happen too often. I came home from her place and stretched out on my sofa when my doorbell rings.
I thought that only guys showed up at houses looking for sex late at night? I'm beginning to see there is a new breed of women.
To make a long story short, a girl I know wanted to come chill. I got a phone call and she told me she would go watch tv in my room until I was off the phone. After hanging up, I find her sprawled out on my bed naked, snoring. I tried shaking her awake, and nothing! She wouldn't budge, and she was on MY FUCKING SIDE OF THE BED. So I figured I was stuck sleeping with her for the night because a leather sofa isn't so comfy to sleep on.
This is why I do not like sleeping with others:
1. I like to sleep naked.
2. Spooning is no fun to me if I don't care for the girl.
3. I hate waking up stuck to someone because our sweat has molded us together.
4. What if they snore? God I hate when they snore!
5. I'll admit it, I sleep with a fucking sleeping mask. I don't want to look like a fag when they wake up to find me in dream land with my fuzzy sleeping mask on.
The least she could have done was to wake me up with a nice "good morning" blow job. Some girls are so inconsiderate.