pick-up lines
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my
package.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I
could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
(carress chest) Is that cotton?
I'm so gonna put these to use
Aw man schools tomorrow...
Yesterday I went to the ducks game w/jackie and kaylie and hannah. It was fun and they are cool bitches. Then I came home and took a nappy poo cuz I was dying. Then Jess called and woke me to go hang with Andrew and them again. They were all acting weird and I was like what are you on and they wouldn't admit to anything then Stan asked if we wanted to smoke so we did. And it was good cuz I haven't for quite a while. Then realized that I'm goign to be applying pretty soon. OOPSy. But when I get a job I will def smoke more cuz I'll have $$$. But when I have $$ I will do that more.
Anywho I need to go do some laundry.
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my
package.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I
could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
(carress chest) Is that cotton?
I'm so gonna put these to use
Aw man schools tomorrow...
Yesterday I went to the ducks game w/jackie and kaylie and hannah. It was fun and they are cool bitches. Then I came home and took a nappy poo cuz I was dying. Then Jess called and woke me to go hang with Andrew and them again. They were all acting weird and I was like what are you on and they wouldn't admit to anything then Stan asked if we wanted to smoke so we did. And it was good cuz I haven't for quite a while. Then realized that I'm goign to be applying pretty soon. OOPSy. But when I get a job I will def smoke more cuz I'll have $$$. But when I have $$ I will do that more.
Anywho I need to go do some laundry.