Setlist for Deterring Home Invasions (for slumberjack + astounded
Some Songs to Bay a Burglar, preferably set to shuffle at volume 11 when you aren't home:
+In the Nursery, Psychic TV (back when PTV/COIL/C93 were the same deal)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRplSvgx738
+Armenia II, Einsturnzende Neubauten
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCX6KvfIovU (official video film by Sohgo Ishii, 1986, and one of my top favourite songs of ALL TIME. Blixa Bargeld is a God among Chaos.)
+Knowhere?, Skinny Puppy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60YPopn1BD8
+Broken Birds Fly II (Maldoror Wails)- Current 93
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IBHzpiHWQA&feature=related
you could pretty much make an all c93 playlist, but this song is trying even for us fans. but oh so brilliant! also recommended: anything from "DAWN" or "DOGS BLOOD RISING"
+loop the opening credits of the movie Gummo, with chainsaw-cockadoodle (who killed cock-robin?)-cat drowning sound fx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVHefoI0ueI
+anything by Z'ev /Boyd Rice/ Naked City/ Mussolini Headkick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPL9ZARLO0s
+CoH feat Jhonn Balance: Love's Septic Domain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goFmITXA8RI
Astral archaeologists
Electronics take a shit
Gynaecologists
Very wellbeing their living
Sterilise, cauterise, and dress
By confessions in a stainless steel chair
Or a titanium chair
Or a lithium...
A shiny metal chair; do you want that?
My favourite person is ....
(Be on your best behaviour) Yeah, I know! Yeah, I know!
Dirty hospitals, dirty hospitals
Dirty hospitals, dirty hospitals
It's a terrorist's briefcase or an innocent's bomb
This place is run, it's overrun
Now I'm alone, and I have time to kill
I sit and stare at my long, long fingers
Ten inches is a monstrous size
It doesn't do to glamourise
There are rules and there are regulations
Be on your best behaviour
Yeah, I know
Yeah, I know
Yeah, I know!
Dirty hospitals
Dirty hospitals, hospitals
It's overrun by medical regimes
And I have hypnotists and anaesthetists
It's struck dumb by vitamin deficiency
Its medicine has terrorism ...???
Empty coagulates again, sugar shit and chloroforms
(I have patience
I like to have a hands-on approach to things)
Twenty-seven pills before 9 a.m. in the morning
(Yellow, brown)
Then another thirty-five by nine in the evening
(And occasionally red)
Three intravenous intrajections
(I've used this before)
One in the thigh, two in the eye
One in the thigh, two in the eye
(I'd like to try it again)
One in the thigh, two in the eye
(But I'm confused between sexual, murder, magic, and medical
Is the difference metric or imperial?
Septic, fertile, furtive, or sterile?)
I take twenty-seven pills before 9 a.m. in the morning
Another thirty-five by nine in the evening
I have three intravenous intrajections a day
One in the thigh, two in the eye
One in the thigh, two in the eye... eye!
I've got two thighs and two eyes
One in the thigh, and two in the eye
These dirty hospitals, these dirty hospitals!
These dirty heeeeahspitals!
I have twenty-seven pills before 9 a.m. in the morning
+Anything Gabber, aka, the musical equivalent of the world's most irritating car alarm. Gabber's most extreme subgenre,Speedcore, could effectively drive Osama bin Laden from a cave.
see: Extreme Terror (DJ Chainsaw mix), DJ Skinhead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKjhh9gZnTo&feature=related or
303 Gabber, Beardyman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7S1OWLB57A
people will think Europeans are having electrical fits in your computer room.
+Evergreen, Roy Orbison, although they may be left swooning wishing Morrissey was this manly-sad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANVZM-uYzXo
+grindcore.
some of the artists included in this wretched sample:
Orchidectomy - Seraphic Abhorrence
Artery Eruption - Screams From The Disemboweled
Haemophagia - Her Body On A Viscera Bath
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-3maJ3_Lok
throbbing gristle, vow of silence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Npfsji16YQ
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+Bees, Controlled Bleeding (Or anything off of the ultra avant DRY LUNGS compilations 1-VII)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woix2v6lfOg&feature=player_embedded#
+Anything by Morrissey solo because robbers will realize you are too pathetic to have anything nice to steal
+Several Small Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered in a Cave & Grooving with a Pict
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1tfUaBezFo
Possibly the only song that could give Nivek Ogre Nightmares.
also, sparklingai: i found a message from you on my phone!!! i am working opposite hours usually from 4am-late in the evening, but I will be in touch once I am back on a normal schedule (also, lj friends, this is why I have been absent here for so long...)
NB: cold eclipse.