A letter to her.
Dear Mother Nature,
I am writing on behalf of your beloved world. We are all just wondering why you find it so necessary for it to be so hot. I think it is a little unfair. It is hot and sticky and I promise, not in a good way. We are all hurting here. I just am going to say it plain and simple, We are no longer friends. I will no longer linger in your flower-filled gardens. I will not accept your phone calls, or text messages. You are no longer, single-handedly brighten up my day. I wake up dreading what you might have instore for my day. Why must you insist on punshing us all.
You actions have hurt us all in the following ways: I am very fair skin along with a lot of the country, our skin is being burned by the throbbing ball of fire in the sky you call your 'sun'. We are all really sweaty and smelly along with becoming dehydrated. Global Warming. (I don't need to say more on that one.) You made my mom so hot, she drank a beer. COME YOU AER MESSING WITH MY LIFE!! I think you need to re-think the heat wave, Gas prices are too high, yet it is too hot to drive out there. People can't walk or ride a bike right now, so if they do have to go somewhere, they are forced to drive. I think this just wasn't one of your smartest ideas. Why are you punishing us? We love you, and usually love what you choose for us each day. Did Father Time break up with you?
If that's the case, get out your dancing shoes, being single is great. We will take you out and show you a good time, but not until you cool this hot weather off. We all really apprecicate spring and fall, maybe you should consider extenting those period of time.
Please, rethink your weather choice. I enjoy being friends with you. But you need to think about how your actions are effecting our relationship directly. This was not a smart move on your part.
Sincerly, Your Ex Friend.
Linsey Larson
It's 112 degree's.
Fresno, Ca. 93726
I am writing on behalf of your beloved world. We are all just wondering why you find it so necessary for it to be so hot. I think it is a little unfair. It is hot and sticky and I promise, not in a good way. We are all hurting here. I just am going to say it plain and simple, We are no longer friends. I will no longer linger in your flower-filled gardens. I will not accept your phone calls, or text messages. You are no longer, single-handedly brighten up my day. I wake up dreading what you might have instore for my day. Why must you insist on punshing us all.
You actions have hurt us all in the following ways: I am very fair skin along with a lot of the country, our skin is being burned by the throbbing ball of fire in the sky you call your 'sun'. We are all really sweaty and smelly along with becoming dehydrated. Global Warming. (I don't need to say more on that one.) You made my mom so hot, she drank a beer. COME YOU AER MESSING WITH MY LIFE!! I think you need to re-think the heat wave, Gas prices are too high, yet it is too hot to drive out there. People can't walk or ride a bike right now, so if they do have to go somewhere, they are forced to drive. I think this just wasn't one of your smartest ideas. Why are you punishing us? We love you, and usually love what you choose for us each day. Did Father Time break up with you?
If that's the case, get out your dancing shoes, being single is great. We will take you out and show you a good time, but not until you cool this hot weather off. We all really apprecicate spring and fall, maybe you should consider extenting those period of time.
Please, rethink your weather choice. I enjoy being friends with you. But you need to think about how your actions are effecting our relationship directly. This was not a smart move on your part.
Sincerly, Your Ex Friend.
Linsey Larson
It's 112 degree's.
Fresno, Ca. 93726