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Dec 22, 2005 20:36

ohhhHHHsnapPP: "mom what did you do when you were my age..??"
ohhhHHHsnapPP: "well child... i used to smoke some, drink A LOT, and EAT A LOT.. yes your mother was what we call 'lowlife'.. but hey... look where i am now?? living off of government assistance ain't so bad now is it.. BILLY GET YOUR DAMN HAND OUT OF COOKIE JAR.. :: SMACK :: "
ohhhHHHsnapPP: this is what my future looks like
ohhhHHHsnapPP: i'll be the mom with the mullet and stretch pants, and the oversized walt disney t-shirt from 2009
ohhhHHHsnapPP: size XXXL
ohhhHHHsnapPP: thundahhh thigghhhhs
ohhhHHHsnapPP: oh come on, embrace the lifestyle
ohhhHHHsnapPP: i'll be living in brentwood or wyandaunch
ohhhHHHsnapPP: or maybe in the trailer parks on 110
ohhhHHHsnapPP: i'll have multiple baby daddys

this is what happens when there's nothing to do.
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