Why "straight" men are frustrating as shit
well not straight men in general...
... but just this one that happens to be a friend of mine.
Apparently, according to a close friend of mine, he thinks he may have a little crush on me.
however he would never admit it to me, he acts all macho and homophobe around me as they do.
yet still continues to want to hang out with me.
Anyway...
One night we were out. I was off my face... as usual... and I pointed out some random chick and go "Dude, see that chick over there, she'd be enough to turn me straight"... hahaha. He was all "Do you think?" looking surprised.
The fact was, she wasnt all that. kinda busted in the face with huge boobs. Next thing I know, he's over there tuning her. (tuning = chatting up)
Retardo.
Anyway. last night he sent me a msg saying:
"hey emo fringe, want me2cum ova 2urs sat nite have a drink then we'll go out. mite b meeting the sexy blonde chic out, u no the 1 u said wuld turn u straight. if u culd get ova ur secret luv4me. haha. saw u2day walkin out valley train station"
eh.
PS: Goldfrapp - Utopia = amazing