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[_mahal]

*For once in his life, finds himself blessing Irmo's drugs obsession and consequent resistance.*Wanders back towards the meadow and as he passes Turco's house, hears a strange rumbling sound coming from the basment

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[bastard_irmo]

*is hit by a sudden shower of beer*

:O

TRULY this is indeed the Blessed Realm.

[_mahal]

IRMOOO! PUB! IN THE NEXT THIRTY SECONDS!!

[bastard_irmo]

Err...

Oh fuck I can't believe I'm doing this...

I'm not sure that's a good idea.

[_mahal]

*eyeroll*

They roped you into the ten-step programme too did they?

[bastard_irmo]

No...

Aiee! NOT PEER PRESSURE!!!!

I'm just not as... well... gruesome when intoxicated. In fact, it's part of my mystique.

[_mahal]

I'm not gruesome! I'M FUN!

[bastard_irmo]

Er... fun?

Yes. *firm nod*

Fun! :D

>.< Damned brain!!! Why're you making me be RESPONSIBLE?!?! WHYYY!?!?!?

[_mahal]

So come on then! To where no-body knows your name!

[bastard_irmo]

Oh. Well. They ALL know my name there!

*eyedart*

WAHH!! I don't want to do this!!! DAMMIT! WHY CAN'T MY MATES BE FUN ASSHOLES LIKE ME!?!!

[_mahal]

GREAT! See if you can get us a discount!

[bastard_irmo]

>.<

Er...

Well. If we're getting drunk... LET'S GET THE WIFE DRUNK TOO!!! :D

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!

I'M FREAKING OUT HERE! HELP!!! FOR THE LOVE OF MY GLORIOUS CROTCH, HELP!!!!

[gentle_este]

*manifests* What, what, what? What's wrong?

*sniffs* ERU, Irmo, you smell like a brewery!

[bastard_irmo]

*gibbers and points at Aule*

He's trying to make me go get drunk with him and I have this horrible feeling of... of... of RESPONSIBILITY!!!!

*shudders and clings to you*

[gentle_este]

*clings back* It's okay, I'll get you home, give you some opium and those nasty feelings of responsibility will just go right away. But after you've had a bath.

*looks mournfully at Aule making his way towards the pub* What brought this on?

[bastard_irmo]

A sudden RAIN of beer! T'was heavenly!!! A miracle I say!!!

...

Except Aule kind of kept looking up with his mouth open.

[gentle_este]

:(

OH dear.

...

Oh dear. :((