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[_mahal]

*manifests to his kitchen with Irmo to skin up check on the Silmaril before going to Feanor to negotionate a warden position*

*mutters* I know it's under the auspices of the Valar but it's still better than nothing so he'd better play ball.

*opens the fridge*

0_0

*closes the door* No. The cupboard is NOT bare.

*opens it again*

Well, shit.

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[bastard_irmo]

Get me something to munch on, will you?

*finally turns around*

*stares, joint sticking out of his mouth*

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT BASTARD DID THIS?!?!??!?!?!? AND HOW'D THEY GET PAST THE FLYTRAPS?!?!?!?!?

[_mahal]

I DONT' KNOW BUT I'M GOING TO FIND OUT!!!

FUCK! WE HAD A SOLUTION!

. . .

Nielíqui!!!!!

[bastard_irmo]

*scans the nearby area, trying to pick up on a lust for electronics*

SHIT.

Not here. >:|

Someone lobotomise that brat!

[_mahal]

Okay wait, wait, just because we caught her with her fingers in the cookie jar before, we shouldn't assume guilt...BUT SHE IS GOING TO GET SUCH A GRILLING WHEN I FIND HER!!

[bastard_irmo]

Gaaah!!!!

Okay. Uhm... split up and find her. Yes. THAT'S logical.

[_kementari]

*facepalms*

Oh for the love of....

:|

[_mahal]

Its okay, if it was her, we'll find her, we'll get it back and the deal will be back on. If she did take and and she doesn't have it anymore then...*fumes* Someone restrain me. >:|

[_kementari]

*holds your arm*

Ilaya would have heard the alarm, I don't understand...

[bastard_irmo]

*goes over to peer at the fridge*

WHOREHOPPERS!!!!

Well. There you go. The fucking thing's been tampered with. And someone would HAVE to have been able to get past the flytraps...

THE FLYTRAPS!!! YAVANNA!!! ASK THEM!!!!

[_kementari]

*examines the fridge door*

*turns to the plants*

*tries to get them to talk*

...They won't stop singing "Ragtime Gal." >.

[bastard_irmo]

*can't help but smirk slightly*

Yeah... Maglor taught them that when he...

...

*blinks*

*has a sudden thought*

*loses it briefly due to the THC saturating his brain*

*blinks harder, concentrating*

Shit. shit... come one... Maglor... Feanorian... Flytraps... SHIT!!! THERE MUST BE A CONNECTION!!!!!

:o

AHH!!! WHAT! THAT THING!!! MAGLOR!!! YES!!! WHATSIT!!! HIS!!!! FUCKING FUCK!!!

[_kementari]

*blinks*

...

Maglor? Why would he want... o.o :S

[bastard_irmo]

IGZACKLY!!!!!

...

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP BRAIN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUSBAND BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gentle_este]

*manifests* WHY ARE YOU YELLING!?!?

[bastard_irmo]

BRAIN! MAGLOR!! STONE GONE!!! THINK TOO MUCH!! YOU!! ANGST SNIFFER!!!

*nods fervently*

[gentle_este]

IRMO! Think before you say each word!

Maglor. What does Maglor have to do with anything. Why aren't you at Feanor's?

STONE GONE!!!

*finally registers* The stone's gone?