List of things that can suck my dick
If I had a dick, I'd expect these items to be sucking it:
Ö Bill Morehouse. You fucking asshole douchebag liar. I want to know what you did with all the stuff that people won that you never sent to them ALMOST A YEAR AGO!!! What the fuck? What was the point of a contest, you giant gaping ass, if you don't actually award the prizes!? Just because TF fans won it? Just because we were the ONLY ONES listening to you blather on and on in the broadcast? What? WHAT? Fucking dick. You better hope I never meet you because while other curlfans may be nice, I'm definitely telling you what I think. Suck my fucking dick, BILL.
Ö Snow. Seriously, enough is enough. Five inches, then an inch of ice, then another three inches? Are we trying to kill me? I get it and I get it. Suck my dick and stop snowing.
Ö Comcast. Since your takeover of Adelphia, the service has been absolute shit. I mean, ABSOLUTE SHIT. We're switching to Verizon, and you can suck my fucking dick.
Ö EBMD. You I can actually do something about and I've started. May look like a mistake, albeit an annoying one, right now, but in about two months you're going to wish you'd never been born. Hugs and kises for my peen!
I'm sure I'll have more in a few seconds. I'm on countdown to ULLD.
Ö Bill Morehouse. You fucking asshole douchebag liar. I want to know what you did with all the stuff that people won that you never sent to them ALMOST A YEAR AGO!!! What the fuck? What was the point of a contest, you giant gaping ass, if you don't actually award the prizes!? Just because TF fans won it? Just because we were the ONLY ONES listening to you blather on and on in the broadcast? What? WHAT? Fucking dick. You better hope I never meet you because while other curlfans may be nice, I'm definitely telling you what I think. Suck my fucking dick, BILL.
Ö Snow. Seriously, enough is enough. Five inches, then an inch of ice, then another three inches? Are we trying to kill me? I get it and I get it. Suck my dick and stop snowing.
Ö Comcast. Since your takeover of Adelphia, the service has been absolute shit. I mean, ABSOLUTE SHIT. We're switching to Verizon, and you can suck my fucking dick.
Ö EBMD. You I can actually do something about and I've started. May look like a mistake, albeit an annoying one, right now, but in about two months you're going to wish you'd never been born. Hugs and kises for my peen!
I'm sure I'll have more in a few seconds. I'm on countdown to ULLD.