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Four fashions that shouldn't exist yet do anyway:
1. Tank tops/sleeveless shirts for fat women - NO! ONE!! wants to see that shit. Put it AWAY. Jesus christ, I don't care how hot and sweat I get, at least a short sleeved shirt keeps my enormous fatty arms from flinging around. For fucks sakes, show some common courtesy. If you stop buying the shit, maybe they'll stop MAKING them. I mean, WHO thought that was a good idea anyway? "Oh they're fat, they have lots of skin and lots of blubber, they need LESS fabric, but we'll still charge more." BRILLIANT!
2. Tank tops for fat women with built in "shelf" bras - If you're not clear on this, it's what small chested women get to use in the summer instead of a bra plus a shirt. It's like a swimsuit, an extra band of material around the tits. But for fat women. You know, the kind with breasts that need their own wheelbarrow? Because YES, that weak ass little flap in combination with spaghetti straps WILL, in fact, contrary to all the known laws of physics, hold up my giant heaving bossoms. Except precisely NOT. What the fucking FUCK were designers THINKING!?
3. White pants. For anyone. - I have yet to find white pants or khakis or capris or shorts that do not show your underwear. Or the outline of the pockets. Or that don't actually look like shit on you. Fat or not. White pants are just a bad idea. You'd need three layers of white fabric to make those things wearable. And then you'd end up with stains all over them! I mean, god, brush against a car door, a shopping cart, the DOG, and bam, stained. White pants. Bad idea.
4. Gaucho pants. Oh my FUCKING GOD what IS this abomination!? Who in their right mind thinks this looks good? What blind retarded person keeps buying them and making the industry think we want MORE? STOP IT! They're ugly, they make you look awful, and ridiculous and just... my god. Also, as a secondary FYI, shit that ends mid calf makes you look fat. Just... putting that out there. So yeah, let's drape excess fabric from your ass to one of the worst parts of your body and then just ADD MORE. Because that makes sense. Fucking hell.
What we need to see MORE OF in stores:
1. Wide width shoes. Payless? Nope. DSW? NOPE! Famous Footwear, Kohls, Target, noooooo. I wonder if the industry KNOWS how many women have wide feet and are WEARING THE WRONG SIZE SHOES! It's as bad as bras, people! You have no idea what you can be comfortable in because they don't GIVE you that type of shoe. And frankly, I'm sick and tired of finding eight billion size 6 shoes and not a single 9 or 9 1/2. What is that about? Just because everyone is starving themselves down to 00 pants sizes doesn't mean their feet get that skinny. For fucks sakes, would it kill you to make and stock some motherfucking wide widths? Christ.
ugh, I had more, but now I'm all worked up and lost my train of thought. fucking CLOTHES.
1. Tank tops/sleeveless shirts for fat women - NO! ONE!! wants to see that shit. Put it AWAY. Jesus christ, I don't care how hot and sweat I get, at least a short sleeved shirt keeps my enormous fatty arms from flinging around. For fucks sakes, show some common courtesy. If you stop buying the shit, maybe they'll stop MAKING them. I mean, WHO thought that was a good idea anyway? "Oh they're fat, they have lots of skin and lots of blubber, they need LESS fabric, but we'll still charge more." BRILLIANT!
2. Tank tops for fat women with built in "shelf" bras - If you're not clear on this, it's what small chested women get to use in the summer instead of a bra plus a shirt. It's like a swimsuit, an extra band of material around the tits. But for fat women. You know, the kind with breasts that need their own wheelbarrow? Because YES, that weak ass little flap in combination with spaghetti straps WILL, in fact, contrary to all the known laws of physics, hold up my giant heaving bossoms. Except precisely NOT. What the fucking FUCK were designers THINKING!?
3. White pants. For anyone. - I have yet to find white pants or khakis or capris or shorts that do not show your underwear. Or the outline of the pockets. Or that don't actually look like shit on you. Fat or not. White pants are just a bad idea. You'd need three layers of white fabric to make those things wearable. And then you'd end up with stains all over them! I mean, god, brush against a car door, a shopping cart, the DOG, and bam, stained. White pants. Bad idea.
4. Gaucho pants. Oh my FUCKING GOD what IS this abomination!? Who in their right mind thinks this looks good? What blind retarded person keeps buying them and making the industry think we want MORE? STOP IT! They're ugly, they make you look awful, and ridiculous and just... my god. Also, as a secondary FYI, shit that ends mid calf makes you look fat. Just... putting that out there. So yeah, let's drape excess fabric from your ass to one of the worst parts of your body and then just ADD MORE. Because that makes sense. Fucking hell.
What we need to see MORE OF in stores:
1. Wide width shoes. Payless? Nope. DSW? NOPE! Famous Footwear, Kohls, Target, noooooo. I wonder if the industry KNOWS how many women have wide feet and are WEARING THE WRONG SIZE SHOES! It's as bad as bras, people! You have no idea what you can be comfortable in because they don't GIVE you that type of shoe. And frankly, I'm sick and tired of finding eight billion size 6 shoes and not a single 9 or 9 1/2. What is that about? Just because everyone is starving themselves down to 00 pants sizes doesn't mean their feet get that skinny. For fucks sakes, would it kill you to make and stock some motherfucking wide widths? Christ.
ugh, I had more, but now I'm all worked up and lost my train of thought. fucking CLOTHES.