They're pretty fun. I felt special being a part of the wedding party...it's really stressful, also, even just being in the party. Stressful. I can't even imagine planning my own.
There's so much that could go wrong in theory, but I suppose if the planning is done right it shouldn't matter. I don't know that I'd want a huge wedding, although it would no doubt be fun.
I refuse to have more than fifty people at my wedding. Of course, I've got like sixty relatives on my dad's side. I might have to settle for 100. Though I'm going to really fight for less. Kristi had over 200 and that was just too many. Too much to do.
She let people sit where ever. It was too hard. I'm making people sit where I want them to sit. I don't care if they're miserable. It's my wedding, damnit.
Most certainly just a massive waste of money. They all get you shit gifts anyhow. I'd rather invite few and have less crap to store in my house.
I'd totally play matchmaker and pair up all the single people that are invited. That would be so much fun.
I suppose if you invite some rich people then it would be fine and they'd have money to spend on at least half decent gifts. Unless it's just an unspoken rule that you buy crap gifts.
Yes, Kristi tried to pull that one with me, but unfortunately I'm extremely picky about guys. The one she chose for me was definitely not my type. Plenty tall, but extremely not attractive.
Therefore, I will probably be single forever.
If it's not on my registry, I'm returning it. Or I'll take them to a thrift store straight away. Ugh, it would make me so mad though...
Single forever is like totally in at the moment. And without anyone to spend money on I'm amassing it. I opened a savings account after Ellie and I broke up and I've saved loads. Not that those two things are really related at all. They just happened to happen at the same time.
I forgot about making a list of things that you want. Hmm...
Not that the list really works...most people just buy you shit anyhow.
I can't waaaait to be able to spend loads and loads of money on my significant other. Of course, he's going to be filthy rich, so it'll be his money anyhow. I'm tired of buying things for myself with my own money...
I don't like to be "in"! I like to be fashionably out...
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And the more people, the more it costs? Or the greater the discount for bulk buying?
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Most certainly just a massive waste of money. They all get you shit gifts anyhow. I'd rather invite few and have less crap to store in my house.
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I suppose if you invite some rich people then it would be fine and they'd have money to spend on at least half decent gifts. Unless it's just an unspoken rule that you buy crap gifts.
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Therefore, I will probably be single forever.
If it's not on my registry, I'm returning it. Or I'll take them to a thrift store straight away. Ugh, it would make me so mad though...
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I forgot about making a list of things that you want. Hmm...
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I can't waaaait to be able to spend loads and loads of money on my significant other. Of course, he's going to be filthy rich, so it'll be his money anyhow. I'm tired of buying things for myself with my own money...
I don't like to be "in"! I like to be fashionably out...
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