wacky warning labels
"warning: grease in chips may cause anal leakage." - found on a popular brand of potato chips.
"warning: do not attempt to remove blade while engine is running." - found in the directions for a gaspowered lawnmower.
"caution: you must remove clothes b4 washing." - found in the manual for a washing machine.
"do not operate if you r mentally ill." - label on a baseball bat.
"caution: avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows." - found on a box for a window air conditioner.
"warning: do not reuse the bottle to store beverages." - found on a bottle of drain cleaner.
"caution: remove infant b4 folding for storage." - found on a portable stroller.
"do not cover testicles." - found on a condom wrapper.
"do not put in mouth." - found on a box of bottle rockets.
"do not use for drying pets." - found in the manual for a microwave oven.
"for use on animals only." - found on an electric cattle prod.
"open other end." - found on the bottom of a jar of dill pickles.
"warning: will deposit ink onto paper." - found on a printer.
"do not attempt to swallow." - found on a king-size matress.
"for external use only!" - found on a curling iron.
"caution: may cause drowsiness do not drive or operate heavy machinery." - found on a bottle of children's couph medicine.
"caution: the contents of this bottle should not b fed to fish." found on a bottle of dog shampoo.
"do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals." - found in the directions for a swedish chainsaw.
"warning: not for infants." - found on a bottle of vodka.
"do not iron chlothes on body." - found on packaging for a chlothes iron.