im really really funny. A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old son > >playing with his new electric train in the living room. > >She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of > >bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last >stop! >And > >all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the > >train...cause we're going down the tracks. > >The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind > >of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you > >are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with > >your train...but I want you to use nice language." > >Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing > >with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son > >say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope > >your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again > >soon." > >She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just > >boarding, > >remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a > >pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." > >As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who > >are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the >kitchen...."
> >playing with his new electric train in the living room.
> >She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of
> >bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last
>stop!
>And
> >all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the
> >train...cause we're going down the tracks.
> >The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind
> >of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
> >are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play
with
> >your train...but I want you to use nice language."
> >Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
> >with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
> >say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and
hope
> >your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again
> >soon."
> >She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just
> >boarding,
> >remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a
> >pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
> >As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
> >are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
>kitchen...."
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plus, im in a good mood because i just got a new guitar.
haha, so yes from me:).
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because that made me laugh
why didnt you put that in in the first place?
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thanks for the yes vote.
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i just thought id respond
to tell you i heart your icon
howie day=<3
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