You know what's fucking great?

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My mother drank "a lot of" (her measurement) vodka last night and was asleep before 9pm, when I got home. She woke up around 3:20am, was apparently still drunk and started crying to me about all sorts of shit. DO NOT DRINK WHEN YOU'RE SO DEPRESSED, WOMAN. She's fucking stupid. "oh, no, I'm not...I don't" what? you're not that kind of drunk? well first off...YES YOU ARE. obviously. Second? ALCOHOL IS A DEPRESSANT.
fbvjdndfksj frustrating woman.
I don't know if she even remembers all the fabulous advice I gave her last night. Probably not.