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So.. yeah. My life is just not very interesting, but I wanna update this anyway.
Let's start with school! School is the fucking shit, and shitty, but thats besides the point. I literally get along with everyone I met so far. I finally can open my locker without any problems. My books are getting lighter, to me. They arent as heavy as they used to be. I took the hottest nap in Math. Not really, It was like 5 minutes but a nap nonetheless. I KEEP HOLDING OFF changing my Espanol class. I have to do it Monday, I have to. I could very possibly leave Computer Operations, too. But.. that class sucks ass. Sit on my ass for an hour typing with the same 8 buttons. For that shit, I go home and be on AIM saying "LMAO" all day. I'm still haunted by the same two ex-boyfriends. They are always in my lunch. ALWAYS. I get free lunch, because I'm a poor fuck. I owe Katherine like 3 dollars for buying me food. =]] If I have 10 dollars left after the weekend, I'll buy that stupid ass Gold Card from Anthony, so he can stop bugging me about it. It's a card you use and get free sandwiches from Mickey D's and stuff. Math is very confuzing, because I'm slow, but I got the best grade in the class after everyone else FAILED. I signed up for the fall musical & Drama. I'm gonna try out to be the hooker or racist teacher. And bang on stuff like STOMP.
I love my man. Yeah. For one reason or another, I thought he was 16. 16 is the oldest I will ever date. And you wanna know what? Hector is 17. I went over my limit, but fuck it. It's too late now. Him and his two friends, you know, Kirby and Jean, came to LHS & walked me home. Hector got his hair done, yay! He carried my bookbag, so Jeremy didnt have to. LOL. We saw everyone that we've ever walked with. At first, it was me, him, Katherine, Jeremy, Eddie, Joshua, Kirby and Jean. But, Eddie, Joshua left with Jeremy to eat his mother's food. Then, we saw Rita and Haisha. Then, Alex, Steven, and Carlos, that crackhead. Then, Christina and Jahira came, and Christina thought Jean was cute & Jahira thought Hector was cute. And then, we started yelling, and taking pictures. Hector kissed me when I first saw him and I heard Katherine in the background, "Leave that shit in the bedroom!". She ruined the moment, but hey. I laughed.
My stalker from Market Basket is now also stalking Katherine. HAHAHAHA. So, yeah, that was fun to three-way with him. He didnt even know what 3-way was.. Loser. We drove him CRRAAZZYYY. Daddy Yankee aint gay, algebra somehow proves I'm smart, He's giving Katherine some money, and my ex still owes her a ringtone. LMAO. Katherine is gold-digging on my stalkers, ex's and loves. But anyway, I'm gonna be looking for him at LHS so me and Katherine can kick his ass.
I so have a gay guy friend in my class. And you don't. Felix, so freaking weird, but so funny. He says "That's hott" alot. He's awesome. I have mostly every class with him. Him and Sandra are always laughing at something retarded, at which I would be laughing at too. I met that Cesar kid, and he is amazingly awesomely nice. I actually had a real conversation with him. I first met him though AIM, Eddie gave him my screen name because he wanted to meet me. And it was funny, because we have actually met before that on BV Poetry. Weird how Lawrence-based sites can bring people together, eh? Then, we chatted for a bit. We posted to each other on Xanga. Now, we're buds at LHS. Woohoo.
Saturday, I'm going to the movies with my loves - Hector, Katherine, Kimbalee, Kimba's man, maybe Jeremy and Eddie and whoever they wanna bring. Cry_Wolf is what we're seeing. I have nothing to wear. So.. there we're updated on Shay's life. _____x33
1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize
11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12) If you go into heat, package your meat
13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18) The right selection, is to protect your erection
19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
20) A crank with armor, will never harm her
21) If you really love her, wear a cover
22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
25) No glove, no love
Let's start with school! School is the fucking shit, and shitty, but thats besides the point. I literally get along with everyone I met so far. I finally can open my locker without any problems. My books are getting lighter, to me. They arent as heavy as they used to be. I took the hottest nap in Math. Not really, It was like 5 minutes but a nap nonetheless. I KEEP HOLDING OFF changing my Espanol class. I have to do it Monday, I have to. I could very possibly leave Computer Operations, too. But.. that class sucks ass. Sit on my ass for an hour typing with the same 8 buttons. For that shit, I go home and be on AIM saying "LMAO" all day. I'm still haunted by the same two ex-boyfriends. They are always in my lunch. ALWAYS. I get free lunch, because I'm a poor fuck. I owe Katherine like 3 dollars for buying me food. =]] If I have 10 dollars left after the weekend, I'll buy that stupid ass Gold Card from Anthony, so he can stop bugging me about it. It's a card you use and get free sandwiches from Mickey D's and stuff. Math is very confuzing, because I'm slow, but I got the best grade in the class after everyone else FAILED. I signed up for the fall musical & Drama. I'm gonna try out to be the hooker or racist teacher. And bang on stuff like STOMP.
I love my man. Yeah. For one reason or another, I thought he was 16. 16 is the oldest I will ever date. And you wanna know what? Hector is 17. I went over my limit, but fuck it. It's too late now. Him and his two friends, you know, Kirby and Jean, came to LHS & walked me home. Hector got his hair done, yay! He carried my bookbag, so Jeremy didnt have to. LOL. We saw everyone that we've ever walked with. At first, it was me, him, Katherine, Jeremy, Eddie, Joshua, Kirby and Jean. But, Eddie, Joshua left with Jeremy to eat his mother's food. Then, we saw Rita and Haisha. Then, Alex, Steven, and Carlos, that crackhead. Then, Christina and Jahira came, and Christina thought Jean was cute & Jahira thought Hector was cute. And then, we started yelling, and taking pictures. Hector kissed me when I first saw him and I heard Katherine in the background, "Leave that shit in the bedroom!". She ruined the moment, but hey. I laughed.
My stalker from Market Basket is now also stalking Katherine. HAHAHAHA. So, yeah, that was fun to three-way with him. He didnt even know what 3-way was.. Loser. We drove him CRRAAZZYYY. Daddy Yankee aint gay, algebra somehow proves I'm smart, He's giving Katherine some money, and my ex still owes her a ringtone. LMAO. Katherine is gold-digging on my stalkers, ex's and loves. But anyway, I'm gonna be looking for him at LHS so me and Katherine can kick his ass.
I so have a gay guy friend in my class. And you don't. Felix, so freaking weird, but so funny. He says "That's hott" alot. He's awesome. I have mostly every class with him. Him and Sandra are always laughing at something retarded, at which I would be laughing at too. I met that Cesar kid, and he is amazingly awesomely nice. I actually had a real conversation with him. I first met him though AIM, Eddie gave him my screen name because he wanted to meet me. And it was funny, because we have actually met before that on BV Poetry. Weird how Lawrence-based sites can bring people together, eh? Then, we chatted for a bit. We posted to each other on Xanga. Now, we're buds at LHS. Woohoo.
Saturday, I'm going to the movies with my loves - Hector, Katherine, Kimbalee, Kimba's man, maybe Jeremy and Eddie and whoever they wanna bring. Cry_Wolf is what we're seeing. I have nothing to wear. So.. there we're updated on Shay's life. _____x33
1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize
11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12) If you go into heat, package your meat
13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18) The right selection, is to protect your erection
19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
20) A crank with armor, will never harm her
21) If you really love her, wear a cover
22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
25) No glove, no love