I am thinking its a sign, that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images
Weekend homework. Yes, but its just to write a poem. I was the only one happy to get a poem for homework, but what can I say? I can entertain myself for hours just reading and writing and re-writing and re-reading and doing it all over again. With poetry, I'm at peace, at home. I'm not at the house, I'm not whereever I am. I'm not watching TV, not listening to music. I'm beyond myself. && I like it. =) My school day was like all the other days. Quite fun. School is kinda cool now. Alotta people to see and greet. Gossip spread and drama continued and my skin wasnt peeling. I was just a simple happy.
'come down now,' they'll say.
Class, watching school news on TV, no one at lunch,
laughs, yelling, being loud, best friends, Hellos,
Being bored, cellphone going off, bartending teachers,
getting lost in the halls, haunted by ex-boyfriends,
seeing new friends, walking home with the circle and
lovely music playing in my head the whole time.
And ice cream never tasted so good. Yum.
THE GENERIC TEENAGE STEREOTYPE
do you drink [alcohol]?: =)
do you party a lot? how often?: If I was allowed to, everydamnday.
do you use drugs for recreatioal purposes?: Recreational?
do you skip classes? how often?: Havent yet. Real easy too, though.
do you have casual sex? Protected?: I'm a virgin still, you guys.
do you steal?: =)
do you wear inappropriate clothing?: Sure, on a good day.
do you drool over celebrites?: Hell no. Well.. just Bow Wow.
do you watch a lot of TV?: Nope. I get bored easily.
do you ever watch the news?: Sure.
do you even care about world issues?: Not really. Some things, okay.
do you read books often?: Hell no.
are you failing a lot of your classes?: Nope.
do you spend most of your time with your friends?: Oh yes.
do you smoke cigarettes?: Nope.
do you hang out a lot in malls, or at seven elevens?: Seven Eleven. Hell yes. The mall is awesome too.
do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: All the time, love.
do you cuss a lot?: FUCK YES.
are you desperate to fit in?: Hellllzz no. I'm fine with my friends.
are you intelligent?: Oh yes oh yes. I'll be your roommate in college, if you dont believe I'm smart.
THE GOTH STEREOTYPE
black lipstick?: no lipstick
black eyeliner?: no
black eyeshadow?: Halloween?
black trenchcoat?: Nope.
black boots?: Sure.
black fishnets?: No fishnets.
black nail polish?: Oh yep.
cigarettes?: Nope.
heavy metal music?: Sure.
marilyn manson?: Wierd, but okay..
kittie?: Cats?
cradle of filth?: Sure.
constant frown and peretual angst?: ???
do you like to be seen as?: As...
are you an intellectual?: Yes.
an atheist?: Could be.
horrible home life?: HELL YES.
hopelessly dperessed?: I'm not hopeless in that department. I've moved up. =)
suffereing with suicidal idealations?: Uhh? Big words, but I think yes.
self-mutilation?: ???
THE PUNK STEREOTYPE
plaid?: Eww.
big black boots?: Nope.
mohawk?: Nope.
excessive earrings? [especially facial]: Nope.
loud, confident, and opinionated?: HHHEELLLZZZ YES.
wild hair colors?: Nope.
nofx?: Huh?
rancid?: ???
well versed on political scandals and outrages?: Nope.
a?: A?
THE JOCK STEREOTYPE
what's your iq?: If only I knew.
do you watch a lot of sports?: Just my Red Sox.
play a lot of sports?: Nope.
talk a lot about sports?: Nope.
do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: Sports are far from me.
are you arrogant?: Nope.
are you a male or female whore?: HeHe. I'm a whore.
are you a homophobic?: Nope. Gay people are cool.
do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: Nope.
but really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: No, I'm naturally confident.
boobs=yes?: Huh?
parties=yes?: HELL YES.
dropping out of high school and flipping burgers=yes?: Ahh. no.
THE GIRL STEREOTYPE
do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: Only when I wanna pimp.
have you ever been on a diet?: My mom tries but I'm skinny enough.
how much did you lose?: Never been on one!
was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: I love food.
do you make yourself throw up?: Nope.
make-up?: Lip gloss.
low-cut tops?: oh yes.
how big are your boobies? [cup size]: Leave my boobies be!
do you ever flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: No, only when I'm bored.
giggle a lot?: I giggle at everything.
what's the deal with boys?: I love those assholes.
thongs?: Sure.
pretty bras?: Sure.
ym, teen, cosmo, et al?: Ohhh!
who's the weaker sex?: The guys. Weak-minded fools.
are you a feminist?: I guess.
do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: No, because he's old.
how often do you shave your legs?: Everyday.
how about your armpits?: =/
are you emotional?: Oh yes.
especially when on your period?: Dont use the wrong tone with me on those 5 days.
THE BASICS
001. your full name: Ashley Felix Berrios Felix Vazquez
002. your nicknames: Shay, Flaca, Achy, Whore.
003. do you like these nicknames?: Yes.
004. location: Lawrence
005. age: 14
006. birthday: January 4th
007. zodiac sign: Capricorn
008. parents names: Lisy, Pedro
009. siblings: Stacey. Lexa. Pedrito.
010. pets: Birds.
011. number of rooms in your house: ???
012. religion: Catholic.
013. if so, practicing: ???
014. male or female: Female.
015. is your family close: Not really.
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE
016. foods: Anything junk food.
017. tv shows: Real World, True Life, Mind Of Mencia.
018. movies: 8 Mile, Selena, Spongebob
019. actors: None
020. actresses: None
021. books: None
022. bands/singers: Too many
023. types of music: Everything
024. video games: MarioKart, Smash Brothers anything
025. computer games: None
026. outfits: TOOOO MANY!
027. stores: Aeropostale, Wet Seal, Weathervane, Charlotte Russe.
028. sports: Baseball, Dance
029. colors: Pink, Green, Black, White
030. numbers: 7
031. websites: Myspace, LJ, BV Poetry
032. cartoon characters: Spongebob, Mickey, Stitch
033. tv channels: MTV, BET, Comedy Central, VH1
034. made for tv movies: None.
035. comedians: Carlos Mencia, Chris Rock, DL Hugley
036. commediennes: ???
037. hair products: Suave?
038. makeup products: LIP GLOSS.
039. kind of pens: All pens?
040. kinds of shows: Funny ones. Dramatic ones.
041. pieces of jewelry: Necklaces, rings, braclets, ankle ones too, earrings.
042. kinds of soap: All soap.
043. kinds of shampoo: Herbel
044. game systems: PS2, Gamecube
045. cds: Too many.
046. past time: Gossiping.
047. things to do on the weekends: Party, have fun.
048. season: Spring.
049. magazines: Teen Vogue
050. animals: Little ones.
CLOTHING
051. favorite brand of clothing: Charlotte Russe. (sp?)
052. favorite sweatpants: Aeropostale ones.
053. what is yourr favorite everyday outfit?: PJs.
054. do you wear a uniform to school?: Nope.
055. do you like it?: Yes.
056. what is your favorite clothing store?: Wet Seal.
057. do you try to dress like other people?: Nope.
058. do you consider yourself to be trendy?: Sure.
059. what kind of shoes do you wear?: Sneakers, flip flops, sandels.
060. do you like funky shoelaces?: Sure.
061. do you wear hats?: Yep.
062. do you wear a lot of jewelry?: OH YEAH.
063. if so, what?: Two necklaces, watch, three braclets, earrings, rings and more.
064. do you wear belts?: yep.
065. do you wear skirts?: yep.
066. do you wear revealing clothing?: yes.
067. do you like the eskimo look?: no
068. do you wear big pimpin coats?: NO
069. do you carry a purse or bag?: Sure. Not always.
070. if so, what is it like?: small, matching
SCHOOL
071. what are your grades like?: straight A student
072. do you wish you could change your performance in school?: Nope
073. are you failing anything?: nope
074. do you take a language?: Yes
075. if so, what language?: Espanol
076. who is your favorite teacher?: That fat guy who yells alot and is funny. My US History teacher.
077. do you decorate your locker?: Dont even use it
078. do you decorate your bookbag?: Nope
079. if so, with what?: I dont
080. do you draw on yourself in school?: When bored.
081. do you doodle all over your notebooks?: YES.
082. do you take art?: Nope.
083. do you walk to school or are you driven?: Driven to, walk from.
084. do you like school?: Yep. Fun now, SO MANY PEOPLE.
085. how big is your school?: Huge.
086. do a lot of your friends go to your school?: Yep.
087. do you wish you could change schools?: Nope.
088. are you on the honor/merit roll?: Scholars, bitch.
089. do you participate in school plays?: Want to.
090. are you in any clubs/which ones?: Gonna join Drama, when I can!
YOUR ROOM
091. what color is your room?: Creamy.
092. is it messy or clean?: clean, mostly
093. what are on your bedsheets?: Blue.
094. do you have posters on your wall?: Yes
095. if so, of what?: Spongebob! AND ME AND STACEY!
096. do you have a tv in your room?: Yes
097. a computer?: Nope.
098. a radio?: Yes
099. an alarm clock?: The cell.
100. a stereo?: Yep
101. what is under your bed?: shoes
102. do you have a big closet?: nope
103. do you write on your walls?: yep
104. do you have any beads hanging up?: nope
105. if so, what design?: dont have any
106. is your ceiling decorated?: nope
107. if so, of what?: dont have any
108. do you decorate your door?: nope
109. with what?: nothing
110. what color is your carpet?: dont have one
MUSIC
111. what are your favorite bands?: Fugees, BEP, FOB
112. do you own a lot of cds?: hundreds
113. how many exactly?: hundreds
114. do you download music?: nope
115. what are your favorite songs?: Too many.
116. do you listen to the radio?: yes
117. do you like loud music?: YES
118. do you think it's obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the type of music you loathe?: no, theyre enjoying it
119. do you like rap?: yes
120. do you like country?: nope
TV
121. what tv shows are you glued to?: boy meets world
122. are you a couch potato?: oh yeah
123. do you watch the news?: yep
124. are you easily influenced by the people on tv?: nope
125. who is your favorite tv star?: CARLOS MENCIA!
126. do you watch late night tv?: sure
127. do you have more than 100 channels on your tv?: yep
128. do you actually care about any of those about 100?: MTV2
129. do you watch the spanish channel just for fun?: Univison = love.
130. what is your take on commericals?: Break for snack.
131. how big is your tv?: 20 "
132. do you use a remote or change it manually?: remote, if lost manually
133. when you see something on tv do you run out and buy it?: no
134. do you like dramas?: yes
135. do you like comedies?: yes
136. comedy central- good or bad?: fucking awesome
137. are you obsessive over anyone on tv?: nope
138. do you watch any sports on tv? which ones?: red sox games
139. do you watch music videos?: on-demand, oh yeah
140. do you like watching "i love the 80's" even if you weren't around then?: YES. I LOVE THE 80S!
MORALS/BELIEFS
141. religion?: Ahhh.. dont need it.
142. do you go to church regularly?: Yeah.
143. pro-choice?: Huh?
144. are you a virgin?: Yes.
145. do you believe in god?: Yes.
146. jesus?: Yes.
147. allah?: Nope.
148. buddha?: Nope.
149. do you have crosses hanging in your house?: Yep.
150. do you believe in the true meaning of christmas?: Nope.
FRIENDS
151. who are your best friends?: Eddie, Katherine, Jeremy, Ryan, Ryse.
152. do you have a lot of friends?: yes, only a few are the best.
153. who is your funniest friend?: I dont know.
154. craziest?: I'm the crazy one.
155. weirdest?: Eddie, and Katherine.
156. prettiest?: ME! lol.
157. fanciest?: We aint fancy, loser.
158. sportiest?: Do I have any sporty friends?
159. girliest?: ???
160. mellowest?: Whats that mean?
161. stupidest?: ???
162. thugest?: ???
163. smartest?: ??? LOSER, I DONT KNOW. I CANT THINK OF ANYONE. LMAO. Most peopel are just there.
164. do you have a lot of acquaintances?: Yep.
165. are you friends with any of your teachers?: Sure.
166. are you friends with any friend's parents?: Nope.
167. are you really outgoing only around your friends?: No, around anyone.
168. are you comfortable around your friends?: Yes.
169. are you easily influenced by your friends?: Nope.
170. are you part of a clique?: Parthum clique at LHS!
171. do you make new friends easily?: Yes.
172. do you have a lot of friends online?: Sure.
173. where did you meet them?: Myspace, LJ or in real life and AIM is the way I keep in contact with them.
174. do you have a lot of LJ friends?: Not so many.
175. do you sleep over at friends' houses a lot?: Nope.
176. do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends' houses?: Sure.
177. do your friends rub off on you a lot?: Nope. I rub off on them.
178. could you live on day without your friends?: NOOOOO!
179. rate your social life on a scale on 1-10.: Fucking 2186948127546125 and a half.
180. how is this survey so far?: OH GOSH. So long... my eyes hurt.
THIS OR THAT?
181. book bag/messenger bag: book bag, i guess
182. punk/emo: none.
183. rock/rap: both.
184. jay-z/naz: BOTH. I like them both, alot.
185. justin/clay: Justin. Clay bugs me.
186. ruben/clay: RUBEN, LOSER!
187. cat/dog: none.
188. ps2/xbox: ps2
189. dvd/vhs: dvd
190. cds/tapes: cds
191. big screen/small screen: big screen
192. movies at home/in the theater: theatre, LOOP
193. popcorn/candy: chicken
194. jacket/coat: jacket
195. real fur/fake fur: real fur
196. sister/brother: cousin
197. home/house: theyre the same
198. espanol/deutsch: espanol, mi amor
199. art/computer: both.
200. latptop/desktop: laptop
201. coke/pepsi: pepsi
202. orange/apple: orange, apple only if with peanut butter
203. phone/computer: both, at the same time
204. e-mail/letters: e-mails, easier
205. big/small: BIG! Ohh, I'm dirty, LMAO.
206. pizza/ravioli: pizza
207. baby/toddler: toddler
208. 16/21: 16, more my age. Guys are hott at 16, some of them. lol
209. CSI/24: none, boring as hell.
210. superman/spiderman: spiderman
211. kilborn/conan: none
212. letterman/leno: none.
213. snl/madtv: none, theyre stupid
214. flinstones/jestons: flinstones, gangster.
215. lord of the rings/harry potter: NONE!
216. boxers/briefs: none ;-), JK. Boxer-briefs.
217. pants/skirts: pants, more comfortable.
218. skirts/shorts: shorts.
219. fork/spoon: fork
220. people/intouch: people
ARE YOU
221. gothic?: nope
222. a freak?: to some extent.
223. a computer nerd?: AIM FREAK!
224. a science freak?: nope
225. a sports fan?: nope
226. one of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: no, eww.
227. a class clown?: nope, the loud one.
228. funny?: sure.
229. serious?: sure.
230. intellectual?: yep.
231. an lotr nerd?: HELL NO.
232. a failure?: sure. LMAO.
233. a success?: HELLLZZZ YEZZ.
234. a loser?: YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
235. popular?: Yep.
236. lazy?: Oh yeah.
237. outgoing?: OH YEAH.
238. shy?: Hell no.
239. friendly?: Yep.
240. easily annoyed?: By that Anthony's kid, OH YEAH.
241. tolerant of others' views?: Opinions = love.
242. addicted to crack?: NO! LOL.
243. addicted to any other drug?: No.
244. a partier?: YES.
245. naturally hyperactive?: LMAO! HOW YOU KNOW?!?!
246. wild?: Oh yes!
247. sporty?: Nope.
248. smelly?: NO
249. an insomniac?: huh?
250. a procrastinator?: OH YEAH
251. a criminal?: No...
252. a crackpot?: no.
253. a bookworm?: nope.
254. hairy?: NO
255. good at playing basketball?: nope
256. good at high school?: YES =) LANCERS!
257. in prison?: no..
258. from mars?: Nope.
259. straight?: Yes.
260. gay?: Nope
RANDOM QUESTIONS
261. do you like frosted flakes?: Without milk.
262. are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: nope.
263. do you like nuns?: no.
264. is this survey getting on your nerves?: ITS SO LONG.
265. do you use correct english?: Yes, sir.
266. hablar espanol?: Si, mi amor.
267. spien deutsch?: No.
268. speak english?: NO SHIT.
269. do you know what an aphrodisiac is?: I'm a funky cold medina, so of course I know.
270. do you know what dracula's first name is?: Bob?
271. do you like russian names?: Sure.
272. like vlad?: NO.
273. homer?: HOMER SIMPSON!
274. are you a busy body?: no.
275. do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try to pick them up and fail?: LMAO. oh yeah. And throw rocks at the elderly.
276. do you like to go mini golfing?: Hell no, boring as hell.
277. do you like to rollar skate?: Yep. Skateland is wack though.
278. who do you wish was president?: Me.
279. what do you think of president bush?: Idiot.
280. do you play roller coaster tycoon?: Nope.
281. are you insecure?: Nope.
282. are you influence by ancient greek culture?: No...
283. roman culture?: Nope.
284. what kind of architecture do you like?: Uhh... Mall?
285. what style architecture is your house?: ???
286. do you like to shop in big cities?: YES!
287. do you like to clean your room?: Nope. Lazy.
288. do you hate when people sit in the back of the classroom during an exam and cough and sniffle through the whole time to break your concentration?: Yeah, theyre fucking annoying, really.
289. do you think that clocks are dumb?: No.
290. does anybody really know what time it is?: Never.
291. does anybody really care?: I do, because I wanna go home at 4 pm on Saturday and 2 pm on Sunday after working.
292. who sings that song?: The Postal Service.
293. do you like chicago?: Sure.
294. does nevada have a football team?: like i know
295. what did you get on the last big test you took?: I dont know
296. do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: nope
297. do you play with dolls?: nope, never did.
298. do you like star trek?: ewww.
299. what's 2+9+9?: 20
300. do you like filling out these surveys?: Yep.
MONEY
301. do you have a job?: YES
302. what do you do?: Cashier
303. does your boss like you?: He loves meh!
304. how much do you get paid?: 65-70
305. do you have your own bank account?: Nope, not yet.
306. do you have a credit card?: Nope.
307. a checkbook?: Nope.
308. are you a big spender?: =)
309. do you go to the mall a lot?: Every week
310. in an average week how much money do you spend?: =)
311. do you know how much a peso would be worth in the united states today?: aint it like.. 10 cents?
312. how about a franc?: Nope.
313. do you really care?: Not really.
314. do you like your job?: Yep.
315. if you don't have one, do you wish you had one?: I have one.
316. do you wish you had more money?: OH YEAH
317. why?: Buy some more stuff
318. would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with lots of friends and a dog?: I am dirt poor with lots of friends. FUCK THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG, BLACKY.
319. do you have a cool wallet?: i dont like wallets.
320. what is the largest amount of money you've had in your possession at one time?: like, 2000 dollars.
RIGHT NOW
321. what are you wearing?: pink tank top, and pink Pjs
322. what are you listening to?: Postal Service
323. who are you talking to?: losers on AIM
324. what are you doing other than filling out this survey?: music, ice cream, and talking to people on AIM
325. how is your hair?: up in a bun
326. do you have anything on your feet?: nope.
327. are you cold or warm?: fine
328. do you have any jewelry on?: chain
329. do you have any make-up on?: nope
330. name 4 things laying around on your desk: notebook, paper, pen, computer
331. pick up a book laying near you and type a random part from a random page: no books are around
332 open a cabinet near you and describe what's in it: clothes, and suitcases
333. what time is it?: 7:44 pm
334. should you be doing something else now?: homework, watching the red sox game, wtalking on the phone
335. why aren't you doing it?: i havent finished this survey yet.
336. is your room a mess now?: yeah.
337. is your mom nagging you to clean it?: she nags about EVERYTHING.
338. what are any people around you doing?: sister begging to go online, parents watching TV
339. who are you thinking of right now?: =DDDDDDDD Nobody important to you. =DDDDDD
340. are you doing anything illegal?: No..
LOOKS
341. how much time do you spend on your apperance in the morning?: not much
342. do you wear makeup regularly?: nope
343. if so, what?: just lip gloss
344. are your looks importamt to you?: i guess.
345. do you want to change the way you look?: nope.
346. what would you change?: nothing.
347. how do you usually wear your hair?: loose, and wavy.
348. do you dye your hair?: nope
349. do you straighten your hair?: yes
350. what color is your hair naturally?: truely brunette
351. what is your eye color?: brown
352. do you wear colored contacts?: nope
353. do you look like your parents?: yep
354. is that good or bad?: good, my mom is hot. LMAO.
355. do you turn strange colors sometimes?: no..
356. why?: i dont
357. do you have any piercings?: ears
358. any tattoos?: nope
359. ever gotten a makeover?: nope
360. do you expirament a lot with makeup?: nope
TRAVEL
361. have you ever been out of the country?: yes
362. out of your state?: yes
363. out of your city?: yes
364. do you go on a vacation every year?: mostly every year
365. if so, to where and for how long?: puerto rico, a week or two
366. have you ever ridden in a plane?: yep
367. in a boat?: nope
368. on average, every week how many miles do you travel?: i dont know. like.. 6 miles. all around lawrence. LMAO.
369. do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?: yes.
370. do you drive?: nope
CARS
371. favorite car?: benz, hummer
372. color for that car?: silver
373. do you have your liscense?: nope
374. permit?: nope
375. do you like fast cars?: yes
SLEEP
376. how long do you sleep each night on average?: forever
377. is this enough?: no
378. do you dream every night?: most nights
379. describe a weird dream you had?: dont make me...
380. do you sleep in awkward positions?: no..
381. do you sleep in school?: nope
382. if so, do you wake up with different patterns on your face from whatever you were laying on?: no...
383. what position do you usually wake up in?: the same one
384. how big is your bed?: its ... okay-sized?
385. do you share a bed with anyone?: nope, i cant. it annoys me.
386. has anyone else slept in your bed with you?: nope. dont get ideas.
387. do any of your pets sleep in your bed?: nope.
388. how many hours of sleep do you get during sleepovers?: if any, like .. 4
389. does your alarm clock wake you up?: nope
390. what kind of alarm clock do you have?: cellphone!
GOING OUT
391. how often do you go to parties?: not often.. =(
392. are you a crazy party hopper?: sure
393. do you like wild parties with lots of people?: FUCK YES!
394. are you a social butterfly?: oh yes
395. do you go clubbing?: i used to, but im not allowed to.
396. ever been drunk?: OH YEAH. =)
397. ever been kicked out of a party?: no.. well yeah. my mom got us kicked out of one once.
398. for what?: for yelling and agruing with my friends mom again.
399. do you throw a lot of parties?: nope.
400. do you go to the mall a lot?: YES
401. do you go with a lot of friends?: just my best friends.
402. do you like going to arcades?: sure. DDR.
403. is ddr a cool game?: I JUST MENTIONED IT WITHOUT LOOKING AT THIS QUESTION! HELL YEEESSSS!
404. what about those racing games?: pretty cool
405. how many parties have you been to?: many
406. how many formal dances have you been to in the last year or 2?: none
407. do you dress up when you go out?: YES
408. do you see a lot of movies on the weekends?: lol, yes
409. who has the best parties?: my cousin, her straws once had little plastic things on them, to look like penises
DATING AND STUFF
410. are you involved with anyone right now?: nope.
411. how long?: im not.
412. do you wish you were with someone right now?: *shrugs* i wouldnt care actually. LMAO.
413. do you have a secret crush?: secret, my ass.
414. who?: =)
415. do they know?: oh yes. and so does his older sister. his ex knows and her sister, my ex and his friends. my friends... LMAO. Everyone.
416. how many people have you dated in the past year?: damn.. year? Uhh... like.. 3 or 4. I think. =/
417. kissed?: More than 3 or 4
418. do you know what 143 means?: HAHAHAHAHAHA. I use it like I made it up.
419. how many people have you said "i love you" to?: I say it to everyone. Even losers on the street i dont know. .... Wait.. you mean said it and meant it in a realtionship? Never, LMAO. Okay, maybe once.
420. did you mean it?: I just said no, but maybe once. I'm still deciding.
421. if you didn't mean it, why bother saying it?: *shrugs*
422. do you say "i love you " to your friends all the time?: OH YEAH.
423. where do you go out on dates?: Anywhere. I didnt care.
424. what's the most fun date you ever had?: =)
425. if you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to break up songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?: Just the second part, about being fine in an hour. LMAO.
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?:
426. britney or christina?: Christina, gangster, Fellow Latina.
427. justin or jc?: Justin.
428. frodo or sam?: Who?
429. b2k or nsync?: LMAO!!!! Wow. I dont know.
430. cartman or bart simpson?: Bart!
431. dracula or frankenstein?: Frank.
432. triumph or simon cowell?: HAHAHAHAHA. I wanna see that.
433. conan or jay?: Who?
434. rosie o'donell or boy george?: BOY GEORGE!
435. carmen electra or pamela anderson?: Carmen, I guess. ??
436. tommy lee or dave navaro?: Tommy, kid.
437. bill o'reilly or chris matthews?: Who?
INSPIRATION
438. who are your heroes?: No one really. Maybe J.Lo.
439. why do you look up to them?: I love her style.
440. do you wish you could be just like them?: Nope.
441. state the most inspiring quote you know: "Bitch, you gon' do your best and be better than anyone ever before or I'ma kick yo ass". =)
442. do your parents inspire you?: Nope.
443. do any of your friends inspire you?: Maybe.
MORE RANDOM QUESTIONS
444. are nutri-grain bars good or bad?: Eww.
445. do you eat a lot of donuts?: Sure.
446. what kind?: Boston Creme. Yumm.
447. do you like chocolate?: YES
448. has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?: No, drinking while drunk and speeding.
449. do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?: Uhh? No.
450. do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?: stay out. those other ones hurt.
451. do you like mini blinds?: sure?
452. have you ever broken your mini blinds?: oh yeah.
453. have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?: No. Just serioulsy injure them.
454. how is this survey so far?: AHHHHH MAKE IT END.
455. do you like the movie "fantasia"?: sure
WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON
456. life?: Dont take it from granted. If you do, death will knock you out.
457. the world?: Fucked up and scary as hell if you know whats in there.
458. president bush?: Loser.
459. ahhhhnold?: GANGSTER!
460. gary coleman running for governer?: Why is my question.
461. howard stern?: Who?
462. the war in iraq?: Stupid.
463. the economy?: Um.. 7?
464. jay-z retiring?: He aint retired. He'll come back, he still making music, aint he?
465. school?: Cool, sucky, depends.
466. going to college?: Important.
467. marriage?: Can live without it. Not important to me.
468. football?: Boring.
469. baseball?: Cool shit.
470. people cutting themselves for pleasure?: Oww.
DO YOU
471. pick your nose?: Ewww. No.
472. untie your shoelaces everytime you take off your shoes?: HELL NO
473. fart a lot?: No.
474. burp a lot?: No.
475. do stupid things in public?: Sure.
476. terrorize innocent people on golf courses?: LMAO. I would.
477. have random hallucinations?: No.
478. wear shirts with quotes on them?: OH YEAH!
479. wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?: No.
480. wear leg warmers?: No.
481. sing in the shower?: I have my own concert. I sing, dance, LMAO.
482. play any card games?: Nope. War?
483. sleep with a teddy bear?: Nope.
484. take your pet for a walk?: Birds dont play that.
485. have a snake?: Nope
486. have webbed feet?: Nope
487. have colorful socks?: YES
488. have a life?: Durrrz
489. drink coffee?: Nope. Eddie does and he made me almost late.
490. drink tea?: Nope.
INTERNET
491. what are your screennames?: Too many.
492. e-mails?: Too many.
493. do you have a website?: Myspace count?
494. do you have a livejournal or dead journal?: You in my LJ.
495. do you ever get off the computer?: Yes.
496. what are your favorite websites?: Myspace, LJ, BV
497. what are your favorite online stores?: I dont shop online.
498. do you buy a lot of stuff online?: Nope.
499. if so, what?: Nothing!
500. what's the last thing you bought online?: Nothing.
501. do you have a lot of online friends?: Sure.
502. have you ever met any of them in person?: Most of them I met in person first.
503. who's the best person to talk to online?: Smarterchild, my man. LMAO.
504. do you ever catch yourself using computer language out loud?: No.
505. do you use aim, icq, yahoo, msn?: AIM and MSN.
506. what's your desktop background?: I dont know...
507. what's your aim icon?: on xLost Simplicity, I have Napolean D. in a Tv and it says "The following program is... FLIPPIN' SWEET!" and then he dances. On xo Shes Caling, lyrics and it says "So baby, turn your love up loud."
508. how many hours do you spend online in a week on average?: Alot...
509. do you have a webcam or mic?: Used to.
510. if your computer shut down for a week, would you die?: Probably. Or run up the cell bill.
PRESENTS
511. what's the best present you've ever recieved?: Cellphone.
512. what's the worst present you've ever recieved?: Nothing.
513. do you think it's better to give than to recieve?: Sure.
514. do you feel guilty when people get you a gift and you didn't get them one?: Yes.
515. do you make up a lie to cover it up?: No.
MORE FAVORITES
516. radio station?: JAMN 945
517. day of the week?: Saturday
518. fruit?: Orange
519. vegetable?: None.
520. lunch meat?: ???
521. candy bar?: Snickers, Whatchamacallit
522. nail polish?: Black. Clear.
523. chair?: bean bag
524. early morning show?: ???
525. morning talk show host?: ???
526. writing paper?: ???
527. section in the newspaper?: Local! Fashion.
528. sibling?: None of them.
529. distant relative?: Sharon & Paola
530. dessert?: Herseys Ice Cream Pie
531. weather?: good day.
532. season?: Spring.
533. shoe brand?: Nike
534. lunch?: Big Mac
535. breakfast?: Mickey Ds
536. author?: None
537. place to see concerts?: Fleetcenter
538. band to see live?: singer, Alicia Keys was awesome.
539. survey you've ever gotten?: This one! So long.
MORE THIS OR THAT
540. nike/adidas: both.
541. alone/with friends: friends
542. work/have off: both, dont care
543. pomegranate/perssimon: ???
544. raspberry/blueberry: strawberry
545. cheech and chong/abbot and costello: ???
546. acid/shrooms: acid. LMAO.
547. who/the who: who?
548. older/newer: newer
549. regular pretzel/pretzel log: hot dog.
550. have sex/make love: whats the difference? youre fucking. LMAO.
HAVE YOU EVER
551. used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?: oh yeah.
552. skipped school?: to shop.
553. done drugs?: nope.
554. been drunk?: yep.
555. been so drunk you couldn't remember your name?: no.
556. had to look after someone who was on drugs?: nope
557. gone insane?: everyday. im naturally crazy in the head.
558. been in the hospital over night?: nope
559. been in a car accident?: yep
560. a bike accident?: everytime im on a bike
561. broken a bone?: nope
562. sprained a wrist or an ankle?: yes
563. been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?: yes
564. loved someone so much it made you cry?: i think i have.
565. watched tv for more than 11 hours straight?: nope
566. more than 12 hours?: nope
567. how about 5 hours?: nope
568. slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?: LMAO. yeah.
569. passed out from hunger?: nope.
570. been to a lan party?: ???
OTHER STUFF
571. do you like going to basketball games?: nope
572. how about swim meets?: nope
573. tennis matches?: nope
574. do you like family fued?: nope
575. the ones with richard?: nope
576. how about the match game?: nope
577. do you watch the game show network regularly?: nope
578. do you believe in dream catchers?: nope
579. do transvestites appeal to you?: nope
580. have you ever been to new york city?: nope
581. do you wish you could live somewhere else?: yep. FIRST YES.
582. do you dress different way to look like other people?: nope
583. yes or no: christina aquilera has talent: yes!
584. do you like tivo?: never used it
585. do you even have tivo?: nope
586. vcr's or dvd players?: DVD player
587. are you an animal rights activist?: nope
588. a vegan?: nope
589. vegetarian?: nope
590. what do you want to be when you grow up?: actress
DO YOU KNOW
591. who won the super bowl last year?: new england patriots, my boys. i think.
592. two years ago?: nope.
593. who hosted family fued after richard?: ???
594. the author of "frankenstein"?: ???
595. who the canadian prime minister is?: ???
596. the queen of england?: ???
597. prime minister of britain?: i dont know any of this
598. espanol?: si si si!
599. deutsch?: nope
600. japanese?: nope
601. fransois?: nope
602. chinese?: nope
603. portuguese?: nope
604. if you don't, do you wish you knew any of these languages?: nope. only care for spanish.
605. the capital of switzerland?: nope
606. the capital of the us?: washington?
607. all of the canadian provinces?: nope
608. the two most commonly used languages in the world?: english, spanish?
609. how to fly a kite?: yes
610. how to surf?: nope.
611. how to skateboard?: nope
612. how about rollerblade?: yep
613. what year the korean war started?: nope
EMOTIONS
614. what is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?: memories
615. happy eyed?: i dont know
616. what song always makes you sad?: "immortal"
617. happy?: this one, new favorite, "such great heights"
618. which person always makes you really happy?: anyone i care about
619. really depressed?: no one
620. are you a really emotional person?: sure
621. are you a naturally depressed person?: ???
622. a naturally happy person?: ???
623. how long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?: a while.
624. what do you do?: write, sleep, talk.
625. what song do you think was written about your life?: i dont know. "milkshake"! LMAO. JK.
THE LAST PERSON TO
626. to hug you?: jeremy, him and the others walked me home
627. talk to you?: stacey
628. im you?: ryse's sister, i think. i stopped IMing everyone to do this thing.
629. touch you physically?: my mom, she grabbed me and dragged me to taco bell/kfc.
630. touch you emotionally?: i dont know.
631. hurt you?: disappointment counts?
632. make you feel gooood?: WOOOHOOO! People. Everyone. LMAO.
633. scold you?: Rita, for being loud in the middle of the street. lol.
634. praise you?: My mom, for standing up for myself somewhere. LMAO.
635. say "hello" to you?: Lexa.
WEAKNESSES
636. are you secure with yourself?: yep.
637. what do other people think of you?: ask them.
638. what kind of person do you see yourself as?: awesome loser.
639. what is your one major weakness?: love, i guess.
640. do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: sure.
641. a weak person?: nope.
642. are you stressed out?: about this survey, is it OVER?!
643. if someone insults you, can you just brush it off and move on?: yeah. why dwe1l on it?
644. do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: nope. because everyone does.
645. if you are sitting in class and you say something dumb or do something really stupid and everyone laughs at you, can you brush it off easily?: yep.
LMAO. IM DONE!
'come down now,' they'll say.
Class, watching school news on TV, no one at lunch,
laughs, yelling, being loud, best friends, Hellos,
Being bored, cellphone going off, bartending teachers,
getting lost in the halls, haunted by ex-boyfriends,
seeing new friends, walking home with the circle and
lovely music playing in my head the whole time.
And ice cream never tasted so good. Yum.
THE GENERIC TEENAGE STEREOTYPE
do you drink [alcohol]?: =)
do you party a lot? how often?: If I was allowed to, everydamnday.
do you use drugs for recreatioal purposes?: Recreational?
do you skip classes? how often?: Havent yet. Real easy too, though.
do you have casual sex? Protected?: I'm a virgin still, you guys.
do you steal?: =)
do you wear inappropriate clothing?: Sure, on a good day.
do you drool over celebrites?: Hell no. Well.. just Bow Wow.
do you watch a lot of TV?: Nope. I get bored easily.
do you ever watch the news?: Sure.
do you even care about world issues?: Not really. Some things, okay.
do you read books often?: Hell no.
are you failing a lot of your classes?: Nope.
do you spend most of your time with your friends?: Oh yes.
do you smoke cigarettes?: Nope.
do you hang out a lot in malls, or at seven elevens?: Seven Eleven. Hell yes. The mall is awesome too.
do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: All the time, love.
do you cuss a lot?: FUCK YES.
are you desperate to fit in?: Hellllzz no. I'm fine with my friends.
are you intelligent?: Oh yes oh yes. I'll be your roommate in college, if you dont believe I'm smart.
THE GOTH STEREOTYPE
black lipstick?: no lipstick
black eyeliner?: no
black eyeshadow?: Halloween?
black trenchcoat?: Nope.
black boots?: Sure.
black fishnets?: No fishnets.
black nail polish?: Oh yep.
cigarettes?: Nope.
heavy metal music?: Sure.
marilyn manson?: Wierd, but okay..
kittie?: Cats?
cradle of filth?: Sure.
constant frown and peretual angst?: ???
do you like to be seen as?: As...
are you an intellectual?: Yes.
an atheist?: Could be.
horrible home life?: HELL YES.
hopelessly dperessed?: I'm not hopeless in that department. I've moved up. =)
suffereing with suicidal idealations?: Uhh? Big words, but I think yes.
self-mutilation?: ???
THE PUNK STEREOTYPE
plaid?: Eww.
big black boots?: Nope.
mohawk?: Nope.
excessive earrings? [especially facial]: Nope.
loud, confident, and opinionated?: HHHEELLLZZZ YES.
wild hair colors?: Nope.
nofx?: Huh?
rancid?: ???
well versed on political scandals and outrages?: Nope.
a?: A?
THE JOCK STEREOTYPE
what's your iq?: If only I knew.
do you watch a lot of sports?: Just my Red Sox.
play a lot of sports?: Nope.
talk a lot about sports?: Nope.
do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: Sports are far from me.
are you arrogant?: Nope.
are you a male or female whore?: HeHe. I'm a whore.
are you a homophobic?: Nope. Gay people are cool.
do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: Nope.
but really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: No, I'm naturally confident.
boobs=yes?: Huh?
parties=yes?: HELL YES.
dropping out of high school and flipping burgers=yes?: Ahh. no.
THE GIRL STEREOTYPE
do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: Only when I wanna pimp.
have you ever been on a diet?: My mom tries but I'm skinny enough.
how much did you lose?: Never been on one!
was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: I love food.
do you make yourself throw up?: Nope.
make-up?: Lip gloss.
low-cut tops?: oh yes.
how big are your boobies? [cup size]: Leave my boobies be!
do you ever flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: No, only when I'm bored.
giggle a lot?: I giggle at everything.
what's the deal with boys?: I love those assholes.
thongs?: Sure.
pretty bras?: Sure.
ym, teen, cosmo, et al?: Ohhh!
who's the weaker sex?: The guys. Weak-minded fools.
are you a feminist?: I guess.
do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: No, because he's old.
how often do you shave your legs?: Everyday.
how about your armpits?: =/
are you emotional?: Oh yes.
especially when on your period?: Dont use the wrong tone with me on those 5 days.
THE BASICS
001. your full name: Ashley Felix Berrios Felix Vazquez
002. your nicknames: Shay, Flaca, Achy, Whore.
003. do you like these nicknames?: Yes.
004. location: Lawrence
005. age: 14
006. birthday: January 4th
007. zodiac sign: Capricorn
008. parents names: Lisy, Pedro
009. siblings: Stacey. Lexa. Pedrito.
010. pets: Birds.
011. number of rooms in your house: ???
012. religion: Catholic.
013. if so, practicing: ???
014. male or female: Female.
015. is your family close: Not really.
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE
016. foods: Anything junk food.
017. tv shows: Real World, True Life, Mind Of Mencia.
018. movies: 8 Mile, Selena, Spongebob
019. actors: None
020. actresses: None
021. books: None
022. bands/singers: Too many
023. types of music: Everything
024. video games: MarioKart, Smash Brothers anything
025. computer games: None
026. outfits: TOOOO MANY!
027. stores: Aeropostale, Wet Seal, Weathervane, Charlotte Russe.
028. sports: Baseball, Dance
029. colors: Pink, Green, Black, White
030. numbers: 7
031. websites: Myspace, LJ, BV Poetry
032. cartoon characters: Spongebob, Mickey, Stitch
033. tv channels: MTV, BET, Comedy Central, VH1
034. made for tv movies: None.
035. comedians: Carlos Mencia, Chris Rock, DL Hugley
036. commediennes: ???
037. hair products: Suave?
038. makeup products: LIP GLOSS.
039. kind of pens: All pens?
040. kinds of shows: Funny ones. Dramatic ones.
041. pieces of jewelry: Necklaces, rings, braclets, ankle ones too, earrings.
042. kinds of soap: All soap.
043. kinds of shampoo: Herbel
044. game systems: PS2, Gamecube
045. cds: Too many.
046. past time: Gossiping.
047. things to do on the weekends: Party, have fun.
048. season: Spring.
049. magazines: Teen Vogue
050. animals: Little ones.
CLOTHING
051. favorite brand of clothing: Charlotte Russe. (sp?)
052. favorite sweatpants: Aeropostale ones.
053. what is yourr favorite everyday outfit?: PJs.
054. do you wear a uniform to school?: Nope.
055. do you like it?: Yes.
056. what is your favorite clothing store?: Wet Seal.
057. do you try to dress like other people?: Nope.
058. do you consider yourself to be trendy?: Sure.
059. what kind of shoes do you wear?: Sneakers, flip flops, sandels.
060. do you like funky shoelaces?: Sure.
061. do you wear hats?: Yep.
062. do you wear a lot of jewelry?: OH YEAH.
063. if so, what?: Two necklaces, watch, three braclets, earrings, rings and more.
064. do you wear belts?: yep.
065. do you wear skirts?: yep.
066. do you wear revealing clothing?: yes.
067. do you like the eskimo look?: no
068. do you wear big pimpin coats?: NO
069. do you carry a purse or bag?: Sure. Not always.
070. if so, what is it like?: small, matching
SCHOOL
071. what are your grades like?: straight A student
072. do you wish you could change your performance in school?: Nope
073. are you failing anything?: nope
074. do you take a language?: Yes
075. if so, what language?: Espanol
076. who is your favorite teacher?: That fat guy who yells alot and is funny. My US History teacher.
077. do you decorate your locker?: Dont even use it
078. do you decorate your bookbag?: Nope
079. if so, with what?: I dont
080. do you draw on yourself in school?: When bored.
081. do you doodle all over your notebooks?: YES.
082. do you take art?: Nope.
083. do you walk to school or are you driven?: Driven to, walk from.
084. do you like school?: Yep. Fun now, SO MANY PEOPLE.
085. how big is your school?: Huge.
086. do a lot of your friends go to your school?: Yep.
087. do you wish you could change schools?: Nope.
088. are you on the honor/merit roll?: Scholars, bitch.
089. do you participate in school plays?: Want to.
090. are you in any clubs/which ones?: Gonna join Drama, when I can!
YOUR ROOM
091. what color is your room?: Creamy.
092. is it messy or clean?: clean, mostly
093. what are on your bedsheets?: Blue.
094. do you have posters on your wall?: Yes
095. if so, of what?: Spongebob! AND ME AND STACEY!
096. do you have a tv in your room?: Yes
097. a computer?: Nope.
098. a radio?: Yes
099. an alarm clock?: The cell.
100. a stereo?: Yep
101. what is under your bed?: shoes
102. do you have a big closet?: nope
103. do you write on your walls?: yep
104. do you have any beads hanging up?: nope
105. if so, what design?: dont have any
106. is your ceiling decorated?: nope
107. if so, of what?: dont have any
108. do you decorate your door?: nope
109. with what?: nothing
110. what color is your carpet?: dont have one
MUSIC
111. what are your favorite bands?: Fugees, BEP, FOB
112. do you own a lot of cds?: hundreds
113. how many exactly?: hundreds
114. do you download music?: nope
115. what are your favorite songs?: Too many.
116. do you listen to the radio?: yes
117. do you like loud music?: YES
118. do you think it's obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the type of music you loathe?: no, theyre enjoying it
119. do you like rap?: yes
120. do you like country?: nope
TV
121. what tv shows are you glued to?: boy meets world
122. are you a couch potato?: oh yeah
123. do you watch the news?: yep
124. are you easily influenced by the people on tv?: nope
125. who is your favorite tv star?: CARLOS MENCIA!
126. do you watch late night tv?: sure
127. do you have more than 100 channels on your tv?: yep
128. do you actually care about any of those about 100?: MTV2
129. do you watch the spanish channel just for fun?: Univison = love.
130. what is your take on commericals?: Break for snack.
131. how big is your tv?: 20 "
132. do you use a remote or change it manually?: remote, if lost manually
133. when you see something on tv do you run out and buy it?: no
134. do you like dramas?: yes
135. do you like comedies?: yes
136. comedy central- good or bad?: fucking awesome
137. are you obsessive over anyone on tv?: nope
138. do you watch any sports on tv? which ones?: red sox games
139. do you watch music videos?: on-demand, oh yeah
140. do you like watching "i love the 80's" even if you weren't around then?: YES. I LOVE THE 80S!
MORALS/BELIEFS
141. religion?: Ahhh.. dont need it.
142. do you go to church regularly?: Yeah.
143. pro-choice?: Huh?
144. are you a virgin?: Yes.
145. do you believe in god?: Yes.
146. jesus?: Yes.
147. allah?: Nope.
148. buddha?: Nope.
149. do you have crosses hanging in your house?: Yep.
150. do you believe in the true meaning of christmas?: Nope.
FRIENDS
151. who are your best friends?: Eddie, Katherine, Jeremy, Ryan, Ryse.
152. do you have a lot of friends?: yes, only a few are the best.
153. who is your funniest friend?: I dont know.
154. craziest?: I'm the crazy one.
155. weirdest?: Eddie, and Katherine.
156. prettiest?: ME! lol.
157. fanciest?: We aint fancy, loser.
158. sportiest?: Do I have any sporty friends?
159. girliest?: ???
160. mellowest?: Whats that mean?
161. stupidest?: ???
162. thugest?: ???
163. smartest?: ??? LOSER, I DONT KNOW. I CANT THINK OF ANYONE. LMAO. Most peopel are just there.
164. do you have a lot of acquaintances?: Yep.
165. are you friends with any of your teachers?: Sure.
166. are you friends with any friend's parents?: Nope.
167. are you really outgoing only around your friends?: No, around anyone.
168. are you comfortable around your friends?: Yes.
169. are you easily influenced by your friends?: Nope.
170. are you part of a clique?: Parthum clique at LHS!
171. do you make new friends easily?: Yes.
172. do you have a lot of friends online?: Sure.
173. where did you meet them?: Myspace, LJ or in real life and AIM is the way I keep in contact with them.
174. do you have a lot of LJ friends?: Not so many.
175. do you sleep over at friends' houses a lot?: Nope.
176. do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends' houses?: Sure.
177. do your friends rub off on you a lot?: Nope. I rub off on them.
178. could you live on day without your friends?: NOOOOO!
179. rate your social life on a scale on 1-10.: Fucking 2186948127546125 and a half.
180. how is this survey so far?: OH GOSH. So long... my eyes hurt.
THIS OR THAT?
181. book bag/messenger bag: book bag, i guess
182. punk/emo: none.
183. rock/rap: both.
184. jay-z/naz: BOTH. I like them both, alot.
185. justin/clay: Justin. Clay bugs me.
186. ruben/clay: RUBEN, LOSER!
187. cat/dog: none.
188. ps2/xbox: ps2
189. dvd/vhs: dvd
190. cds/tapes: cds
191. big screen/small screen: big screen
192. movies at home/in the theater: theatre, LOOP
193. popcorn/candy: chicken
194. jacket/coat: jacket
195. real fur/fake fur: real fur
196. sister/brother: cousin
197. home/house: theyre the same
198. espanol/deutsch: espanol, mi amor
199. art/computer: both.
200. latptop/desktop: laptop
201. coke/pepsi: pepsi
202. orange/apple: orange, apple only if with peanut butter
203. phone/computer: both, at the same time
204. e-mail/letters: e-mails, easier
205. big/small: BIG! Ohh, I'm dirty, LMAO.
206. pizza/ravioli: pizza
207. baby/toddler: toddler
208. 16/21: 16, more my age. Guys are hott at 16, some of them. lol
209. CSI/24: none, boring as hell.
210. superman/spiderman: spiderman
211. kilborn/conan: none
212. letterman/leno: none.
213. snl/madtv: none, theyre stupid
214. flinstones/jestons: flinstones, gangster.
215. lord of the rings/harry potter: NONE!
216. boxers/briefs: none ;-), JK. Boxer-briefs.
217. pants/skirts: pants, more comfortable.
218. skirts/shorts: shorts.
219. fork/spoon: fork
220. people/intouch: people
ARE YOU
221. gothic?: nope
222. a freak?: to some extent.
223. a computer nerd?: AIM FREAK!
224. a science freak?: nope
225. a sports fan?: nope
226. one of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: no, eww.
227. a class clown?: nope, the loud one.
228. funny?: sure.
229. serious?: sure.
230. intellectual?: yep.
231. an lotr nerd?: HELL NO.
232. a failure?: sure. LMAO.
233. a success?: HELLLZZZ YEZZ.
234. a loser?: YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
235. popular?: Yep.
236. lazy?: Oh yeah.
237. outgoing?: OH YEAH.
238. shy?: Hell no.
239. friendly?: Yep.
240. easily annoyed?: By that Anthony's kid, OH YEAH.
241. tolerant of others' views?: Opinions = love.
242. addicted to crack?: NO! LOL.
243. addicted to any other drug?: No.
244. a partier?: YES.
245. naturally hyperactive?: LMAO! HOW YOU KNOW?!?!
246. wild?: Oh yes!
247. sporty?: Nope.
248. smelly?: NO
249. an insomniac?: huh?
250. a procrastinator?: OH YEAH
251. a criminal?: No...
252. a crackpot?: no.
253. a bookworm?: nope.
254. hairy?: NO
255. good at playing basketball?: nope
256. good at high school?: YES =) LANCERS!
257. in prison?: no..
258. from mars?: Nope.
259. straight?: Yes.
260. gay?: Nope
RANDOM QUESTIONS
261. do you like frosted flakes?: Without milk.
262. are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: nope.
263. do you like nuns?: no.
264. is this survey getting on your nerves?: ITS SO LONG.
265. do you use correct english?: Yes, sir.
266. hablar espanol?: Si, mi amor.
267. spien deutsch?: No.
268. speak english?: NO SHIT.
269. do you know what an aphrodisiac is?: I'm a funky cold medina, so of course I know.
270. do you know what dracula's first name is?: Bob?
271. do you like russian names?: Sure.
272. like vlad?: NO.
273. homer?: HOMER SIMPSON!
274. are you a busy body?: no.
275. do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try to pick them up and fail?: LMAO. oh yeah. And throw rocks at the elderly.
276. do you like to go mini golfing?: Hell no, boring as hell.
277. do you like to rollar skate?: Yep. Skateland is wack though.
278. who do you wish was president?: Me.
279. what do you think of president bush?: Idiot.
280. do you play roller coaster tycoon?: Nope.
281. are you insecure?: Nope.
282. are you influence by ancient greek culture?: No...
283. roman culture?: Nope.
284. what kind of architecture do you like?: Uhh... Mall?
285. what style architecture is your house?: ???
286. do you like to shop in big cities?: YES!
287. do you like to clean your room?: Nope. Lazy.
288. do you hate when people sit in the back of the classroom during an exam and cough and sniffle through the whole time to break your concentration?: Yeah, theyre fucking annoying, really.
289. do you think that clocks are dumb?: No.
290. does anybody really know what time it is?: Never.
291. does anybody really care?: I do, because I wanna go home at 4 pm on Saturday and 2 pm on Sunday after working.
292. who sings that song?: The Postal Service.
293. do you like chicago?: Sure.
294. does nevada have a football team?: like i know
295. what did you get on the last big test you took?: I dont know
296. do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: nope
297. do you play with dolls?: nope, never did.
298. do you like star trek?: ewww.
299. what's 2+9+9?: 20
300. do you like filling out these surveys?: Yep.
MONEY
301. do you have a job?: YES
302. what do you do?: Cashier
303. does your boss like you?: He loves meh!
304. how much do you get paid?: 65-70
305. do you have your own bank account?: Nope, not yet.
306. do you have a credit card?: Nope.
307. a checkbook?: Nope.
308. are you a big spender?: =)
309. do you go to the mall a lot?: Every week
310. in an average week how much money do you spend?: =)
311. do you know how much a peso would be worth in the united states today?: aint it like.. 10 cents?
312. how about a franc?: Nope.
313. do you really care?: Not really.
314. do you like your job?: Yep.
315. if you don't have one, do you wish you had one?: I have one.
316. do you wish you had more money?: OH YEAH
317. why?: Buy some more stuff
318. would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with lots of friends and a dog?: I am dirt poor with lots of friends. FUCK THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG, BLACKY.
319. do you have a cool wallet?: i dont like wallets.
320. what is the largest amount of money you've had in your possession at one time?: like, 2000 dollars.
RIGHT NOW
321. what are you wearing?: pink tank top, and pink Pjs
322. what are you listening to?: Postal Service
323. who are you talking to?: losers on AIM
324. what are you doing other than filling out this survey?: music, ice cream, and talking to people on AIM
325. how is your hair?: up in a bun
326. do you have anything on your feet?: nope.
327. are you cold or warm?: fine
328. do you have any jewelry on?: chain
329. do you have any make-up on?: nope
330. name 4 things laying around on your desk: notebook, paper, pen, computer
331. pick up a book laying near you and type a random part from a random page: no books are around
332 open a cabinet near you and describe what's in it: clothes, and suitcases
333. what time is it?: 7:44 pm
334. should you be doing something else now?: homework, watching the red sox game, wtalking on the phone
335. why aren't you doing it?: i havent finished this survey yet.
336. is your room a mess now?: yeah.
337. is your mom nagging you to clean it?: she nags about EVERYTHING.
338. what are any people around you doing?: sister begging to go online, parents watching TV
339. who are you thinking of right now?: =DDDDDDDD Nobody important to you. =DDDDDD
340. are you doing anything illegal?: No..
LOOKS
341. how much time do you spend on your apperance in the morning?: not much
342. do you wear makeup regularly?: nope
343. if so, what?: just lip gloss
344. are your looks importamt to you?: i guess.
345. do you want to change the way you look?: nope.
346. what would you change?: nothing.
347. how do you usually wear your hair?: loose, and wavy.
348. do you dye your hair?: nope
349. do you straighten your hair?: yes
350. what color is your hair naturally?: truely brunette
351. what is your eye color?: brown
352. do you wear colored contacts?: nope
353. do you look like your parents?: yep
354. is that good or bad?: good, my mom is hot. LMAO.
355. do you turn strange colors sometimes?: no..
356. why?: i dont
357. do you have any piercings?: ears
358. any tattoos?: nope
359. ever gotten a makeover?: nope
360. do you expirament a lot with makeup?: nope
TRAVEL
361. have you ever been out of the country?: yes
362. out of your state?: yes
363. out of your city?: yes
364. do you go on a vacation every year?: mostly every year
365. if so, to where and for how long?: puerto rico, a week or two
366. have you ever ridden in a plane?: yep
367. in a boat?: nope
368. on average, every week how many miles do you travel?: i dont know. like.. 6 miles. all around lawrence. LMAO.
369. do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?: yes.
370. do you drive?: nope
CARS
371. favorite car?: benz, hummer
372. color for that car?: silver
373. do you have your liscense?: nope
374. permit?: nope
375. do you like fast cars?: yes
SLEEP
376. how long do you sleep each night on average?: forever
377. is this enough?: no
378. do you dream every night?: most nights
379. describe a weird dream you had?: dont make me...
380. do you sleep in awkward positions?: no..
381. do you sleep in school?: nope
382. if so, do you wake up with different patterns on your face from whatever you were laying on?: no...
383. what position do you usually wake up in?: the same one
384. how big is your bed?: its ... okay-sized?
385. do you share a bed with anyone?: nope, i cant. it annoys me.
386. has anyone else slept in your bed with you?: nope. dont get ideas.
387. do any of your pets sleep in your bed?: nope.
388. how many hours of sleep do you get during sleepovers?: if any, like .. 4
389. does your alarm clock wake you up?: nope
390. what kind of alarm clock do you have?: cellphone!
GOING OUT
391. how often do you go to parties?: not often.. =(
392. are you a crazy party hopper?: sure
393. do you like wild parties with lots of people?: FUCK YES!
394. are you a social butterfly?: oh yes
395. do you go clubbing?: i used to, but im not allowed to.
396. ever been drunk?: OH YEAH. =)
397. ever been kicked out of a party?: no.. well yeah. my mom got us kicked out of one once.
398. for what?: for yelling and agruing with my friends mom again.
399. do you throw a lot of parties?: nope.
400. do you go to the mall a lot?: YES
401. do you go with a lot of friends?: just my best friends.
402. do you like going to arcades?: sure. DDR.
403. is ddr a cool game?: I JUST MENTIONED IT WITHOUT LOOKING AT THIS QUESTION! HELL YEEESSSS!
404. what about those racing games?: pretty cool
405. how many parties have you been to?: many
406. how many formal dances have you been to in the last year or 2?: none
407. do you dress up when you go out?: YES
408. do you see a lot of movies on the weekends?: lol, yes
409. who has the best parties?: my cousin, her straws once had little plastic things on them, to look like penises
DATING AND STUFF
410. are you involved with anyone right now?: nope.
411. how long?: im not.
412. do you wish you were with someone right now?: *shrugs* i wouldnt care actually. LMAO.
413. do you have a secret crush?: secret, my ass.
414. who?: =)
415. do they know?: oh yes. and so does his older sister. his ex knows and her sister, my ex and his friends. my friends... LMAO. Everyone.
416. how many people have you dated in the past year?: damn.. year? Uhh... like.. 3 or 4. I think. =/
417. kissed?: More than 3 or 4
418. do you know what 143 means?: HAHAHAHAHAHA. I use it like I made it up.
419. how many people have you said "i love you" to?: I say it to everyone. Even losers on the street i dont know. .... Wait.. you mean said it and meant it in a realtionship? Never, LMAO. Okay, maybe once.
420. did you mean it?: I just said no, but maybe once. I'm still deciding.
421. if you didn't mean it, why bother saying it?: *shrugs*
422. do you say "i love you " to your friends all the time?: OH YEAH.
423. where do you go out on dates?: Anywhere. I didnt care.
424. what's the most fun date you ever had?: =)
425. if you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to break up songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?: Just the second part, about being fine in an hour. LMAO.
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?:
426. britney or christina?: Christina, gangster, Fellow Latina.
427. justin or jc?: Justin.
428. frodo or sam?: Who?
429. b2k or nsync?: LMAO!!!! Wow. I dont know.
430. cartman or bart simpson?: Bart!
431. dracula or frankenstein?: Frank.
432. triumph or simon cowell?: HAHAHAHAHA. I wanna see that.
433. conan or jay?: Who?
434. rosie o'donell or boy george?: BOY GEORGE!
435. carmen electra or pamela anderson?: Carmen, I guess. ??
436. tommy lee or dave navaro?: Tommy, kid.
437. bill o'reilly or chris matthews?: Who?
INSPIRATION
438. who are your heroes?: No one really. Maybe J.Lo.
439. why do you look up to them?: I love her style.
440. do you wish you could be just like them?: Nope.
441. state the most inspiring quote you know: "Bitch, you gon' do your best and be better than anyone ever before or I'ma kick yo ass". =)
442. do your parents inspire you?: Nope.
443. do any of your friends inspire you?: Maybe.
MORE RANDOM QUESTIONS
444. are nutri-grain bars good or bad?: Eww.
445. do you eat a lot of donuts?: Sure.
446. what kind?: Boston Creme. Yumm.
447. do you like chocolate?: YES
448. has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?: No, drinking while drunk and speeding.
449. do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?: Uhh? No.
450. do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?: stay out. those other ones hurt.
451. do you like mini blinds?: sure?
452. have you ever broken your mini blinds?: oh yeah.
453. have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?: No. Just serioulsy injure them.
454. how is this survey so far?: AHHHHH MAKE IT END.
455. do you like the movie "fantasia"?: sure
WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON
456. life?: Dont take it from granted. If you do, death will knock you out.
457. the world?: Fucked up and scary as hell if you know whats in there.
458. president bush?: Loser.
459. ahhhhnold?: GANGSTER!
460. gary coleman running for governer?: Why is my question.
461. howard stern?: Who?
462. the war in iraq?: Stupid.
463. the economy?: Um.. 7?
464. jay-z retiring?: He aint retired. He'll come back, he still making music, aint he?
465. school?: Cool, sucky, depends.
466. going to college?: Important.
467. marriage?: Can live without it. Not important to me.
468. football?: Boring.
469. baseball?: Cool shit.
470. people cutting themselves for pleasure?: Oww.
DO YOU
471. pick your nose?: Ewww. No.
472. untie your shoelaces everytime you take off your shoes?: HELL NO
473. fart a lot?: No.
474. burp a lot?: No.
475. do stupid things in public?: Sure.
476. terrorize innocent people on golf courses?: LMAO. I would.
477. have random hallucinations?: No.
478. wear shirts with quotes on them?: OH YEAH!
479. wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?: No.
480. wear leg warmers?: No.
481. sing in the shower?: I have my own concert. I sing, dance, LMAO.
482. play any card games?: Nope. War?
483. sleep with a teddy bear?: Nope.
484. take your pet for a walk?: Birds dont play that.
485. have a snake?: Nope
486. have webbed feet?: Nope
487. have colorful socks?: YES
488. have a life?: Durrrz
489. drink coffee?: Nope. Eddie does and he made me almost late.
490. drink tea?: Nope.
INTERNET
491. what are your screennames?: Too many.
492. e-mails?: Too many.
493. do you have a website?: Myspace count?
494. do you have a livejournal or dead journal?: You in my LJ.
495. do you ever get off the computer?: Yes.
496. what are your favorite websites?: Myspace, LJ, BV
497. what are your favorite online stores?: I dont shop online.
498. do you buy a lot of stuff online?: Nope.
499. if so, what?: Nothing!
500. what's the last thing you bought online?: Nothing.
501. do you have a lot of online friends?: Sure.
502. have you ever met any of them in person?: Most of them I met in person first.
503. who's the best person to talk to online?: Smarterchild, my man. LMAO.
504. do you ever catch yourself using computer language out loud?: No.
505. do you use aim, icq, yahoo, msn?: AIM and MSN.
506. what's your desktop background?: I dont know...
507. what's your aim icon?: on xLost Simplicity, I have Napolean D. in a Tv and it says "The following program is... FLIPPIN' SWEET!" and then he dances. On xo Shes Caling, lyrics and it says "So baby, turn your love up loud."
508. how many hours do you spend online in a week on average?: Alot...
509. do you have a webcam or mic?: Used to.
510. if your computer shut down for a week, would you die?: Probably. Or run up the cell bill.
PRESENTS
511. what's the best present you've ever recieved?: Cellphone.
512. what's the worst present you've ever recieved?: Nothing.
513. do you think it's better to give than to recieve?: Sure.
514. do you feel guilty when people get you a gift and you didn't get them one?: Yes.
515. do you make up a lie to cover it up?: No.
MORE FAVORITES
516. radio station?: JAMN 945
517. day of the week?: Saturday
518. fruit?: Orange
519. vegetable?: None.
520. lunch meat?: ???
521. candy bar?: Snickers, Whatchamacallit
522. nail polish?: Black. Clear.
523. chair?: bean bag
524. early morning show?: ???
525. morning talk show host?: ???
526. writing paper?: ???
527. section in the newspaper?: Local! Fashion.
528. sibling?: None of them.
529. distant relative?: Sharon & Paola
530. dessert?: Herseys Ice Cream Pie
531. weather?: good day.
532. season?: Spring.
533. shoe brand?: Nike
534. lunch?: Big Mac
535. breakfast?: Mickey Ds
536. author?: None
537. place to see concerts?: Fleetcenter
538. band to see live?: singer, Alicia Keys was awesome.
539. survey you've ever gotten?: This one! So long.
MORE THIS OR THAT
540. nike/adidas: both.
541. alone/with friends: friends
542. work/have off: both, dont care
543. pomegranate/perssimon: ???
544. raspberry/blueberry: strawberry
545. cheech and chong/abbot and costello: ???
546. acid/shrooms: acid. LMAO.
547. who/the who: who?
548. older/newer: newer
549. regular pretzel/pretzel log: hot dog.
550. have sex/make love: whats the difference? youre fucking. LMAO.
HAVE YOU EVER
551. used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?: oh yeah.
552. skipped school?: to shop.
553. done drugs?: nope.
554. been drunk?: yep.
555. been so drunk you couldn't remember your name?: no.
556. had to look after someone who was on drugs?: nope
557. gone insane?: everyday. im naturally crazy in the head.
558. been in the hospital over night?: nope
559. been in a car accident?: yep
560. a bike accident?: everytime im on a bike
561. broken a bone?: nope
562. sprained a wrist or an ankle?: yes
563. been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?: yes
564. loved someone so much it made you cry?: i think i have.
565. watched tv for more than 11 hours straight?: nope
566. more than 12 hours?: nope
567. how about 5 hours?: nope
568. slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?: LMAO. yeah.
569. passed out from hunger?: nope.
570. been to a lan party?: ???
OTHER STUFF
571. do you like going to basketball games?: nope
572. how about swim meets?: nope
573. tennis matches?: nope
574. do you like family fued?: nope
575. the ones with richard?: nope
576. how about the match game?: nope
577. do you watch the game show network regularly?: nope
578. do you believe in dream catchers?: nope
579. do transvestites appeal to you?: nope
580. have you ever been to new york city?: nope
581. do you wish you could live somewhere else?: yep. FIRST YES.
582. do you dress different way to look like other people?: nope
583. yes or no: christina aquilera has talent: yes!
584. do you like tivo?: never used it
585. do you even have tivo?: nope
586. vcr's or dvd players?: DVD player
587. are you an animal rights activist?: nope
588. a vegan?: nope
589. vegetarian?: nope
590. what do you want to be when you grow up?: actress
DO YOU KNOW
591. who won the super bowl last year?: new england patriots, my boys. i think.
592. two years ago?: nope.
593. who hosted family fued after richard?: ???
594. the author of "frankenstein"?: ???
595. who the canadian prime minister is?: ???
596. the queen of england?: ???
597. prime minister of britain?: i dont know any of this
598. espanol?: si si si!
599. deutsch?: nope
600. japanese?: nope
601. fransois?: nope
602. chinese?: nope
603. portuguese?: nope
604. if you don't, do you wish you knew any of these languages?: nope. only care for spanish.
605. the capital of switzerland?: nope
606. the capital of the us?: washington?
607. all of the canadian provinces?: nope
608. the two most commonly used languages in the world?: english, spanish?
609. how to fly a kite?: yes
610. how to surf?: nope.
611. how to skateboard?: nope
612. how about rollerblade?: yep
613. what year the korean war started?: nope
EMOTIONS
614. what is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?: memories
615. happy eyed?: i dont know
616. what song always makes you sad?: "immortal"
617. happy?: this one, new favorite, "such great heights"
618. which person always makes you really happy?: anyone i care about
619. really depressed?: no one
620. are you a really emotional person?: sure
621. are you a naturally depressed person?: ???
622. a naturally happy person?: ???
623. how long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?: a while.
624. what do you do?: write, sleep, talk.
625. what song do you think was written about your life?: i dont know. "milkshake"! LMAO. JK.
THE LAST PERSON TO
626. to hug you?: jeremy, him and the others walked me home
627. talk to you?: stacey
628. im you?: ryse's sister, i think. i stopped IMing everyone to do this thing.
629. touch you physically?: my mom, she grabbed me and dragged me to taco bell/kfc.
630. touch you emotionally?: i dont know.
631. hurt you?: disappointment counts?
632. make you feel gooood?: WOOOHOOO! People. Everyone. LMAO.
633. scold you?: Rita, for being loud in the middle of the street. lol.
634. praise you?: My mom, for standing up for myself somewhere. LMAO.
635. say "hello" to you?: Lexa.
WEAKNESSES
636. are you secure with yourself?: yep.
637. what do other people think of you?: ask them.
638. what kind of person do you see yourself as?: awesome loser.
639. what is your one major weakness?: love, i guess.
640. do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: sure.
641. a weak person?: nope.
642. are you stressed out?: about this survey, is it OVER?!
643. if someone insults you, can you just brush it off and move on?: yeah. why dwe1l on it?
644. do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: nope. because everyone does.
645. if you are sitting in class and you say something dumb or do something really stupid and everyone laughs at you, can you brush it off easily?: yep.
LMAO. IM DONE!