I Came Back From The Happiest Place on Earth, MISERABLE
FUGLY PHOTOS WITH CHARACTERS
Disney was so tiring, and so hot. I would tell of everything day by day, but I forgot what happened on what day, So, let's just tell the best parts. Or.. more like the parts I remember.
I flew on a Delta Song plane. On that plane, they have an entertainment system. Which is a small touch-screen Tv with all types of channels and music and games and just a buncha shit on it. You can even play trivia with everyone on the plane. I kicked Stacey's ass! Damn that person who was playing as "Waffle". They ROCKED everybody. It was incredible. Like.. perfect score everytime. On both plane rides, going and coming, I listened to Linkin Park, THE WHOLE 3 HOURS. Mixed with some Gwen Stefani as well, but mostly Linkin Park. That and thousands of Shrek gummies.
Everytime I went to the arcade in my hotel, Pop Century Resort yes, I GOT HIT ON. BY RANDOM GUYS. It was hilariously horrible. I told Jeremy when I called him once when I was sitting by the pool and he laughed at me for 5 minutes striaght for one reason. The one JetSki machine, where you ride a fake jetski, and race. THEY WATCHED ME WHILE I WAS ON THAT. It was scary. But one guy, 16 and from NY, dont know his name and his brother was there too, real cute. Kept asking for A quarter, not 2 or 3, BUT ONE. Wow.
My family got hit on by Disney characters. I got hit on by Chip AND Dale, and Sully from Monsters INC. MICKEY GRABBED MY ASS. I'm serious, Mickey Mouse GRABBED my behind! I'm still disturbed. My mom got hit on by Dale. Minnie just HIT ON EVERY GUY. That flirty slut! Goofy & Pluto hit on Stacey and Lexa got hit on by Mickey, too.
NEVER EAT AT BONGOS OR CINDERELLA'S CASTLE. Bongos is a Cuban Cafe by Gloria Estafen, or whatever her name is. The rice taste like seafood rice from a box. Some Minute-Made crap. The chicken was dry and the fries were too thick. The food is very very artifically Hispanic. My family went in there EXPECTING some real Cuban rice, and we didnt get it. Cinderella's Castle has nothing but 1 appitezer, 1 dessert, and 5 choices for lunch. The weirdest menu I have EVER seen. It was set in Medieval (sp?) Times, so Medieval food. Just... no. At least, you meet them Disney princesses there. Thats about it. I STRONGLY RECOMMEND PLANET HOLLYWOOD. The best fucking food ever. Rainforest Cafe was okay, nothing BIG nothing small.
The sun CUTS YOUR ASS UP. It so hot, even with SPF 83658726752, you'll get sunburnt. It was sooooo HOT there, and then the AC everywhere is cranked up to 11. The intense HOT and the intense COLD made me sick the second day. My sisters and mom got sick later on.
Fantasmic, a show in Magic Kingdom, FABULOUS. It was so nice, and just one BIG show, with all the Disney characters. You gotta see it. Beauty and the Beast show was cute. The parades are cute too, but you gotta catch a nighttime one, or you're sitting in the sun. I saw the extreme stunt show as well. CRAZY SHIT. You gotta see it. Things explode and the whole set is on fire and the cars flip and drive backwards and OOHHH. It's just crazy. The 3D shows are nice too. "It's Tough To Be A Bug" is the cutest fucking show. SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA EVERYBODY. At one point, there are bees, AND THEY STING YOU. They spray bug spray at you as well, and bugs crawl on your feet and under your ass. It's awesome.
I WENT ON ROLLERCOASTERS, LOTS OF THEM TOO. Yeah, you guys got screwed at Canobie and Water Country when I didnt go on anything big. I got on a bunch of rollercoasters. Shit my pants but I had fun. The watercoaster at Typhoon Lagoon, CRAZY. Splash Mountain, one HUGE fall and I screamed the whole way down. One ride I REFUSED to go on was the Tower Of Terror. Never, EVER will I go on that. They told me "The elevator goes down, you shit your pants. Up, SHIT. Down, SHIT. Side to Side, SHIT".
Typhoon Lagoon has a 6-7 foot wave that comes at you every 90 seconds. BEST SHIT TO DO IN ORLANDO. Just to try different things when the wave came, crazy fun. It's so strong. At one point, I tried to swim in the wave, I did, but it pushed me down and pulled me and my body went into positions I never thought was possible. I even SKINNED MY KNEE. I loved it.
One little girl was hanging on to the wall, on the Lazy River. You sit on a floatie and it takes you to different things in the park. This girl was hanging on for her life, onto a little rock on the side and she couldnt swim. Like, 30 people go pass her AND DIDNT DO ANYTHING. Losers, LET THE GIRL DROWN. I picked her up, so she wouldnt drown. I asked her whats wrong. She starts screaming "MOMMY! MOMMY!". I asked her "You lost your mom?". "MOMMY IS OVER THERE!". So, her mom let her daughter go in the river-thing and she floated away. I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO. I wanted to bring her back but I couldnt run against the current of the water. I wanted to try to get over there, but I was in the floatie and if I tried to get out, I would let her go. So, I just stand there, called my sister's boyfriend, Nick, and he ran to her mom. So, we kinda saved a girl from drowning and getting lost. =)
There is ALOT more but I'm too lazy to type it all. IM me, I'll tell you other stuff. =) Right now, I'm just catching up on a week I missed here in Lawrence.
Disney was so tiring, and so hot. I would tell of everything day by day, but I forgot what happened on what day, So, let's just tell the best parts. Or.. more like the parts I remember.
I flew on a Delta Song plane. On that plane, they have an entertainment system. Which is a small touch-screen Tv with all types of channels and music and games and just a buncha shit on it. You can even play trivia with everyone on the plane. I kicked Stacey's ass! Damn that person who was playing as "Waffle". They ROCKED everybody. It was incredible. Like.. perfect score everytime. On both plane rides, going and coming, I listened to Linkin Park, THE WHOLE 3 HOURS. Mixed with some Gwen Stefani as well, but mostly Linkin Park. That and thousands of Shrek gummies.
Everytime I went to the arcade in my hotel, Pop Century Resort yes, I GOT HIT ON. BY RANDOM GUYS. It was hilariously horrible. I told Jeremy when I called him once when I was sitting by the pool and he laughed at me for 5 minutes striaght for one reason. The one JetSki machine, where you ride a fake jetski, and race. THEY WATCHED ME WHILE I WAS ON THAT. It was scary. But one guy, 16 and from NY, dont know his name and his brother was there too, real cute. Kept asking for A quarter, not 2 or 3, BUT ONE. Wow.
My family got hit on by Disney characters. I got hit on by Chip AND Dale, and Sully from Monsters INC. MICKEY GRABBED MY ASS. I'm serious, Mickey Mouse GRABBED my behind! I'm still disturbed. My mom got hit on by Dale. Minnie just HIT ON EVERY GUY. That flirty slut! Goofy & Pluto hit on Stacey and Lexa got hit on by Mickey, too.
NEVER EAT AT BONGOS OR CINDERELLA'S CASTLE. Bongos is a Cuban Cafe by Gloria Estafen, or whatever her name is. The rice taste like seafood rice from a box. Some Minute-Made crap. The chicken was dry and the fries were too thick. The food is very very artifically Hispanic. My family went in there EXPECTING some real Cuban rice, and we didnt get it. Cinderella's Castle has nothing but 1 appitezer, 1 dessert, and 5 choices for lunch. The weirdest menu I have EVER seen. It was set in Medieval (sp?) Times, so Medieval food. Just... no. At least, you meet them Disney princesses there. Thats about it. I STRONGLY RECOMMEND PLANET HOLLYWOOD. The best fucking food ever. Rainforest Cafe was okay, nothing BIG nothing small.
The sun CUTS YOUR ASS UP. It so hot, even with SPF 83658726752, you'll get sunburnt. It was sooooo HOT there, and then the AC everywhere is cranked up to 11. The intense HOT and the intense COLD made me sick the second day. My sisters and mom got sick later on.
Fantasmic, a show in Magic Kingdom, FABULOUS. It was so nice, and just one BIG show, with all the Disney characters. You gotta see it. Beauty and the Beast show was cute. The parades are cute too, but you gotta catch a nighttime one, or you're sitting in the sun. I saw the extreme stunt show as well. CRAZY SHIT. You gotta see it. Things explode and the whole set is on fire and the cars flip and drive backwards and OOHHH. It's just crazy. The 3D shows are nice too. "It's Tough To Be A Bug" is the cutest fucking show. SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA EVERYBODY. At one point, there are bees, AND THEY STING YOU. They spray bug spray at you as well, and bugs crawl on your feet and under your ass. It's awesome.
I WENT ON ROLLERCOASTERS, LOTS OF THEM TOO. Yeah, you guys got screwed at Canobie and Water Country when I didnt go on anything big. I got on a bunch of rollercoasters. Shit my pants but I had fun. The watercoaster at Typhoon Lagoon, CRAZY. Splash Mountain, one HUGE fall and I screamed the whole way down. One ride I REFUSED to go on was the Tower Of Terror. Never, EVER will I go on that. They told me "The elevator goes down, you shit your pants. Up, SHIT. Down, SHIT. Side to Side, SHIT".
Typhoon Lagoon has a 6-7 foot wave that comes at you every 90 seconds. BEST SHIT TO DO IN ORLANDO. Just to try different things when the wave came, crazy fun. It's so strong. At one point, I tried to swim in the wave, I did, but it pushed me down and pulled me and my body went into positions I never thought was possible. I even SKINNED MY KNEE. I loved it.
One little girl was hanging on to the wall, on the Lazy River. You sit on a floatie and it takes you to different things in the park. This girl was hanging on for her life, onto a little rock on the side and she couldnt swim. Like, 30 people go pass her AND DIDNT DO ANYTHING. Losers, LET THE GIRL DROWN. I picked her up, so she wouldnt drown. I asked her whats wrong. She starts screaming "MOMMY! MOMMY!". I asked her "You lost your mom?". "MOMMY IS OVER THERE!". So, her mom let her daughter go in the river-thing and she floated away. I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO. I wanted to bring her back but I couldnt run against the current of the water. I wanted to try to get over there, but I was in the floatie and if I tried to get out, I would let her go. So, I just stand there, called my sister's boyfriend, Nick, and he ran to her mom. So, we kinda saved a girl from drowning and getting lost. =)
There is ALOT more but I'm too lazy to type it all. IM me, I'll tell you other stuff. =) Right now, I'm just catching up on a week I missed here in Lawrence.