I thought these were funny
The worst pick up lines ever!!!!
if i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?!
you should be a parking ticket. because you've got fine written all over you.
"So uhh...you wanna go halves on a baby?"
That shirt is very becoming on you, if I was on you I'd be cuming too!
"Damn, do you use Windex on those pants? Cos I can see myself in them."
Your clothes look good on you, but they would look better in a pile on my floor"
Nice shoes...wanna fuck?
I wanna fuck you like a viking
play your cards right and i'll be the hair between your legs tonite
'I PUT OUT'
I love sluts <3
If I told said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
if you were a booger, id pick you first!
Do u have a bandaid? CUz i scrapped my knee when i fell for you! (^_^)
I got 2 bucks and some booze in my fridge..wanna fuck?
Hey I got cable!
Is your father an astronaut? (why?) Cause he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes. <<<< HAHA!
"So, what do you say we get some pizza and fuck? What... you don't like pizza?" ; P
"Baby, if you were ticket, you'd have fine written all over you!" 2) "Are you from Tennesse? Cuz you're the only Ten I see!"
"Can I be the cheese on your cracker?" Oh yeah baby! Lol!
Osama Bin Laden must be your father, cuz you da bomb!
YOU GOT TWO NIPPLES FOR A DIME?
how do u like ur eggs in the morning?...how about fertilized?
so how bout you come over here and sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up
Hey blondie nice jugs...would you come home with me? (Please can I?) :) lmao
Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again.
~candie~ "Your name is candy?! so can I nibble on you to see what the flavor is?!" >groan... I am SO tired of that!
if i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?!
you should be a parking ticket. because you've got fine written all over you.
"So uhh...you wanna go halves on a baby?"
That shirt is very becoming on you, if I was on you I'd be cuming too!
"Damn, do you use Windex on those pants? Cos I can see myself in them."
Your clothes look good on you, but they would look better in a pile on my floor"
Nice shoes...wanna fuck?
I wanna fuck you like a viking
play your cards right and i'll be the hair between your legs tonite
'I PUT OUT'
I love sluts <3
If I told said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
if you were a booger, id pick you first!
Do u have a bandaid? CUz i scrapped my knee when i fell for you! (^_^)
I got 2 bucks and some booze in my fridge..wanna fuck?
Hey I got cable!
Is your father an astronaut? (why?) Cause he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes. <<<< HAHA!
"So, what do you say we get some pizza and fuck? What... you don't like pizza?" ; P
"Baby, if you were ticket, you'd have fine written all over you!" 2) "Are you from Tennesse? Cuz you're the only Ten I see!"
"Can I be the cheese on your cracker?" Oh yeah baby! Lol!
Osama Bin Laden must be your father, cuz you da bomb!
YOU GOT TWO NIPPLES FOR A DIME?
how do u like ur eggs in the morning?...how about fertilized?
so how bout you come over here and sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up
Hey blondie nice jugs...would you come home with me? (Please can I?) :) lmao
Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again.
~candie~ "Your name is candy?! so can I nibble on you to see what the flavor is?!" >groan... I am SO tired of that!