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A damn weird, but kind funny email
FROM: MR JANG DOOH-WAN
Greetings from me and my family,
Getting your contact was not an easy task because
since I am not computer literate, I ordered my son to seek a partner
very far away and he went to the institute of International Business to
apply and he paid them the charges. After two days we were given three
names and I did not write the three but merely close my eyes in prayers
and your address became my selection. I intended to write one of the
others if you had not responded on time or if you eventually change your
mind. You see my friend, if you rely solely on God, you will never go
wrong.
My name is JANG DOO-HWAN, The brother of Mr. CHUN DOO-HWAN, the former
President of South Korea who seized power in a military coup in 1979
and who ruled from 1979 to 1987. My brother was pushed out of office and charged with treason ,corruption and embezzlement of over 21billion won. He was wrongly sentenced to death but fortunately AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL stepped in and commuted the sentence to
life. We thank God that he has finally being released though still under house arrest in the
sense of conditions of the freedom. During my brother's regime as president of South Korea, we realized some reasonable amount of money from various deals that we successfully executed. I have plans to invest this money for my childrens future on real estate and industrial
production. Before my brother's was overthrown, I secretly
siphoned the sum of $30,000,000 million USD (Thirty million United states
dollars) out of Seoul and deposited the money with a security firm that transports valuable goods and consignments through diplomatic means. I am contacting you because I want you to deal with the security company and claim the money on my behalf since I have declared that the
consignment belong to my foreign business partner. You shall also be required
to assist me in investment in your country. I hope to trust you as a God fearing person
who will not sit on this money when you claim it, rather assist me
properly, I expect you to declare what percentage of the total money you will take for your assistance. When I receive your positive response I will let you know where the security company is and the payment pin code to claim the money which is very important. What we
need is to indicate your interest that you will assist us by receiving the
money on our behalf in Europe or with special arrangement, you can
get it transfered to you by bank transfer . For this, you shall be
considered to be the beneficiary of the money. The project in brief, is
that the funds with which we intend to carry out our proposed
investments in your country, is presently in the custody of a Diplomatic Courier Services
Company in Europe.
We cannot do this ourselves because we do not have any relatives living outside South Korea and moreover we do not want the government of my Country to know about the money
because they will believe I got the money from my brother while he was still in
office as president. Once you confirm the receipt of the money ,I will
come over with my Children to your Country or any Country in Europe to
start a new life with my Family. As soon as payment is effected, and the amount mentioned
above is successfully transferred into your account,
we intend to use our own share in acquiring some estates abroad. For
this too you shall also be our overseas manager of all our properties and
you will be paid based on a certain percentage agreed on by both
parties. For now, let all our communication be by e-mail because my line is
right now connected to the South Korean Telecommunication Network
services therefore we can not take the chances of being heard.
Please also send me your telephone and fax number. I
will ask my son to contact you to give you more details on after I have
received a response from you. I am going to introduce you to him
as an age long friend so as to prevent him from using any of his own friends
who I regard as sycophants who are around him for financial gains and
treacherous if he gives them this opportunity. This I got from the
experience I had when the people turned against Chun, my brother that became
the prelude of our sorrow. The reason why it took this long was that the
security companys agreement with me was that my brother must
personally sign the Power of Attorney that will transfer title to the
prospective beneficiary.
It was a long wait but it paid off. His excellency, Chun Doo-Hwan does not
want to be personally involved for security reason. Your quick response
will be highly appreciated. Thank you in anticipation of your
cooperation.
Yours faithfully,
Jang Doo-hwan
FROM: MR JANG DOOH-WAN
Greetings from me and my family,
Getting your contact was not an easy task because
since I am not computer literate, I ordered my son to seek a partner
very far away and he went to the institute of International Business to
apply and he paid them the charges. After two days we were given three
names and I did not write the three but merely close my eyes in prayers
and your address became my selection. I intended to write one of the
others if you had not responded on time or if you eventually change your
mind. You see my friend, if you rely solely on God, you will never go
wrong.
My name is JANG DOO-HWAN, The brother of Mr. CHUN DOO-HWAN, the former
President of South Korea who seized power in a military coup in 1979
and who ruled from 1979 to 1987. My brother was pushed out of office and charged with treason ,corruption and embezzlement of over 21billion won. He was wrongly sentenced to death but fortunately AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL stepped in and commuted the sentence to
life. We thank God that he has finally being released though still under house arrest in the
sense of conditions of the freedom. During my brother's regime as president of South Korea, we realized some reasonable amount of money from various deals that we successfully executed. I have plans to invest this money for my childrens future on real estate and industrial
production. Before my brother's was overthrown, I secretly
siphoned the sum of $30,000,000 million USD (Thirty million United states
dollars) out of Seoul and deposited the money with a security firm that transports valuable goods and consignments through diplomatic means. I am contacting you because I want you to deal with the security company and claim the money on my behalf since I have declared that the
consignment belong to my foreign business partner. You shall also be required
to assist me in investment in your country. I hope to trust you as a God fearing person
who will not sit on this money when you claim it, rather assist me
properly, I expect you to declare what percentage of the total money you will take for your assistance. When I receive your positive response I will let you know where the security company is and the payment pin code to claim the money which is very important. What we
need is to indicate your interest that you will assist us by receiving the
money on our behalf in Europe or with special arrangement, you can
get it transfered to you by bank transfer . For this, you shall be
considered to be the beneficiary of the money. The project in brief, is
that the funds with which we intend to carry out our proposed
investments in your country, is presently in the custody of a Diplomatic Courier Services
Company in Europe.
We cannot do this ourselves because we do not have any relatives living outside South Korea and moreover we do not want the government of my Country to know about the money
because they will believe I got the money from my brother while he was still in
office as president. Once you confirm the receipt of the money ,I will
come over with my Children to your Country or any Country in Europe to
start a new life with my Family. As soon as payment is effected, and the amount mentioned
above is successfully transferred into your account,
we intend to use our own share in acquiring some estates abroad. For
this too you shall also be our overseas manager of all our properties and
you will be paid based on a certain percentage agreed on by both
parties. For now, let all our communication be by e-mail because my line is
right now connected to the South Korean Telecommunication Network
services therefore we can not take the chances of being heard.
Please also send me your telephone and fax number. I
will ask my son to contact you to give you more details on after I have
received a response from you. I am going to introduce you to him
as an age long friend so as to prevent him from using any of his own friends
who I regard as sycophants who are around him for financial gains and
treacherous if he gives them this opportunity. This I got from the
experience I had when the people turned against Chun, my brother that became
the prelude of our sorrow. The reason why it took this long was that the
security companys agreement with me was that my brother must
personally sign the Power of Attorney that will transfer title to the
prospective beneficiary.
It was a long wait but it paid off. His excellency, Chun Doo-Hwan does not
want to be personally involved for security reason. Your quick response
will be highly appreciated. Thank you in anticipation of your
cooperation.
Yours faithfully,
Jang Doo-hwan