*hands the mike over to an audience member and bounces over to the Burkles' table*
Freddikins, why didn't you tell me your parents were coming over this evening? I wasn't expecting to meet them until the Christmas party--if I'd known they were going to be here, I would've slipped into something more spectacular.
Wesley's an utter cupcake, Mrs. Burkle. Except when it comes to those who try to hurt your baby girl.
*stands up and raises her hand to his lips*
Pleasure meeting you both--I just knew that a fabulous girl like Fred would have equally fabulous parents. Now if you all will excuse me, my public calls.
Freddikins, why didn't you tell me your parents were coming over this evening? I wasn't expecting to meet them until the Christmas party--if I'd known they were going to be here, I would've slipped into something more spectacular.
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*waves at her parents*
Lorne, I'd like you to meet my folks, Trish and Roger Burkle.
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Howdy. Nice to meet another one of our daughter's friends.
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*smiles politely*
So ... Fred tells us you're from the same place where she was ... where she was for those five years?
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Pylea, yes. Home Sour Home. I'm much happier here--just as Fred is.
*flashes his smile*
So! Have you met the rest of the merry band of champions? Or are Angelcakes and the English studmuffin still out a-hunting?
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You mean Angel and Wesley, right? Last we heard, they were on their exterminatin' mission.
*shakes his head*
Raccoon demons. Wouldn't be surprised to learn we've got those back home.
*considers a moment*
Or demon nutria.
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Well, I haven't read about nutria demons, but we could ask Wesley--I bet he'd know.
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The way you talk of him, I'm beginning to wonder if there's anything your Wesley doesn't know, sweetie. I can't wait to meet him.
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*stands up and raises her hand to his lips*
Pleasure meeting you both--I just knew that a fabulous girl like Fred would have equally fabulous parents. Now if you all will excuse me, my public calls.
*bounces back on stage*
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