da car

May 14, 2005 17:37

WE PICKED UP THE CAR TODAY!!!!!WOOT!!!please tell me i have told you about my rockin sockin new vehicle. well not mine.....but ya know...ANYWAY!its a 2002 trailblazer...my first car with power locks and windows....which to everyone else is like duh?! where have you been for ten years?? well ya know what.....not u or da man is gonna bring me and my furlicious fro down!!! got that suga? ok right back to the car. its like golden-silverish and it has apparently a 6cd changer...but we aren't sure..gotta get back to you on that. oh!!! it has a voice recorder....its really fun. and its really comfy.....and oh! the best part! it has this random canvas drape in the back...so if you're trying to cover up a dead body and the police are looking for it...thats how you cover it...and know one will ever know...yes no will ever know about that bitch from ohio who "fell off a bridge and was never seen again" when i actually put her in public storage storage area 16 hahaha. wait. forget that.....forget you ever heard that...damnit now i gotta kill you!!! i'm coming for you!!! as well as:
hilary duff
ashlee simpson
jessica simpson
george bush
beth
beth
flanders
jojo
rappers
lyndsay lohan.......

and many others available in your local yellow pages!!!!1 shank you annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd goodnight moon (a classic)
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