*snickers* Just saw Jude Law on the Ellen show. Those two are absolute nuts. Honestly! I want to be on the Ellen show too! Why doesn't someone ask me to be? *grumps
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Sekrit indistinguishablehobbit message to Dominic:
You don't remember? *gasp* I'm saddened. The time when I was madly in love with Craig, and we were going to run off together, only no one thought a hobbit and an elf should be together? So you hijacked that hot air balloon, and packed us that picnic basket, so we could fly off to our own private island and live out the rest of our days. Only, you'd gotten hungry and finished off the food, so we were starving when we got there, and I had to barter Craig away to get food, and swim back to New Zealand, leaving him in the hands of what I hope was a friendly native tribe?
*snickers* Oh that time! We should try that again, Bills. Only this time, it'll be in L.A. ...so no scary natives. Well... actually, LA natives can be rather frightening. Shite, let's go back to New Zealand. We could open up a surf shop and be beach bums. Then we could live out our days eating beef jerky and making up songs. Oh now wouldn't that be the life?
Sekrit indistinguishablehobbit message to Dominic:
If we go back to New Zealand, we should maybe stop by that island and make sure that Craiggers is okay. I do hope the tribe has been treating them well. I wonder if they get his jokes, or if he has to explain them all.. *snorts*
But beach bums sounds good. But I'm not sure about the beef jerky. How about drinking beer and making up songs? We'll be a hit. I'll sing and play drunkenly, and you can be my gorgeous backup singer. You can even wear the kimono if you want, and I highly encourage the close shave and makeup.
Hmmm.... I wonder how Craiggers is doing.... maybe that tribe was cannibalistic.... and perhaps Craiggy was the main dish for a feast. *snickers* Orororororor.... maybe they think he's a god or something.... talk about pumping up elvish egos...
I'd have to be careful about spilling beer on my beautiful kimonos. Think I could grow my hair out to be long... and dye it black? That way I wouldn't have to wear a wig. Those things are itchy!!
Sekrit indistinguishablehobbit message to Dominic:
Oh, I do hope that Craig wasn't eaten, he's so good at making me laugh. That's why I was madly in love with him in the first place... I love a man with a sense of humour.
Maybe we could scotch-guard your kimonos so that they'd be stain repellent? And I think you would look beautiful with long, dark hair. Quite exotic. You'd have to beat the men away with a broom, or hire your own personal samurai guard.
Honestly, Bills! Stop falling for elves! Stuck up leggings-boys.... hobbits have waaaaay more humor in a toenail than elves do in their whole bodies!
Hmmm.... my toenails are quite funny. Have you ever looked at them? I painted them green the other day, actually. All neon limey. Very sexay.
You can be my personal, samurai guard. Except, I'll give you a sword instead of a broom. My faithful Scot-samurai! You could do some Jet Li moves or something.... except with a Scottish flair. It'll be kinda like when Jackie Chan came to the U.S. Can I call you Billy Chan? Billy Chan the Samurai! RAWR!!!
Sekrit indistinguishablehobbit message to Dominic:
Some elves are worth falling for, Dominic. The ones that are more than just a pretty face... they're worth it. Wait, what am I doing being serious? That has no place in a sekrit indistinguishablehobbit message!
You have green toenails? Do they match your hideous green shoes? *snorts* I think you should paint my toenails when I come to visit, but I want each one a different colour! It'll be like there's a party in my shoes! But everyone's not invited.
Rainbow-painted toenails might get me in trouble if we go surfing, though. Can't you imagine those large California men hassling me about my pretty toenails? I might need my big, strong geisha girl to step in and save me.
Don' worry Bill-Bill.... those surfer dudes are just jealous of the toe-party-extravaganza! They're going to want me to do their nails too. But I'll just have to say, "No boys, not today. Today, I am surfing with best hobbit friend, Bill-Bill. Maybe next week if you come by my apartment... do some cleaning... maybe some cooking, I'll give you lot some toe-party-extravaganzas too. But it won't be the same"
Sekrit indistinguishablehobbit message to Dominic:
Of course you're invited to the secret toe-party! Part of the definition of secret toe-party is that there must be a Dominic involved, or else the party is null and void.
Am I really only your best hobbit-friend, not your best any-other-kind-of-friend? I think I may go cry! What a thing to tell a bloke in a sekrit indistinguishablehobbit message.
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I'm glad everything is all right. And that it didn't turn out like that time. Oooh, do you remember that time? *winks, teasing*
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Which time silly Billy-face?
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You don't remember? *gasp* I'm saddened. The time when I was madly in love with Craig, and we were going to run off together, only no one thought a hobbit and an elf should be together? So you hijacked that hot air balloon, and packed us that picnic basket, so we could fly off to our own private island and live out the rest of our days. Only, you'd gotten hungry and finished off the food, so we were starving when we got there, and I had to barter Craig away to get food, and swim back to New Zealand, leaving him in the hands of what I hope was a friendly native tribe?
That time.
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*snickers* Oh that time! We should try that again, Bills. Only this time, it'll be in L.A. ...so no scary natives. Well... actually, LA natives can be rather frightening. Shite, let's go back to New Zealand. We could open up a surf shop and be beach bums. Then we could live out our days eating beef jerky and making up songs. Oh now wouldn't that be the life?
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If we go back to New Zealand, we should maybe stop by that island and make sure that Craiggers is okay. I do hope the tribe has been treating them well. I wonder if they get his jokes, or if he has to explain them all.. *snorts*
But beach bums sounds good. But I'm not sure about the beef jerky. How about drinking beer and making up songs? We'll be a hit. I'll sing and play drunkenly, and you can be my gorgeous backup singer. You can even wear the kimono if you want, and I highly encourage the close shave and makeup.
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Hmmm.... I wonder how Craiggers is doing.... maybe that tribe was cannibalistic.... and perhaps Craiggy was the main dish for a feast. *snickers* Orororororor.... maybe they think he's a god or something.... talk about pumping up elvish egos...
I'd have to be careful about spilling beer on my beautiful kimonos. Think I could grow my hair out to be long... and dye it black? That way I wouldn't have to wear a wig. Those things are itchy!!
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Oh, I do hope that Craig wasn't eaten, he's so good at making me laugh. That's why I was madly in love with him in the first place... I love a man with a sense of humour.
Maybe we could scotch-guard your kimonos so that they'd be stain repellent? And I think you would look beautiful with long, dark hair. Quite exotic. You'd have to beat the men away with a broom, or hire your own personal samurai guard.
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Honestly, Bills! Stop falling for elves! Stuck up leggings-boys.... hobbits have waaaaay more humor in a toenail than elves do in their whole bodies!
Hmmm.... my toenails are quite funny. Have you ever looked at them? I painted them green the other day, actually. All neon limey. Very sexay.
You can be my personal, samurai guard. Except, I'll give you a sword instead of a broom. My faithful Scot-samurai! You could do some Jet Li moves or something.... except with a Scottish flair. It'll be kinda like when Jackie Chan came to the U.S. Can I call you Billy Chan? Billy Chan the Samurai! RAWR!!!
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Some elves are worth falling for, Dominic. The ones that are more than just a pretty face... they're worth it. Wait, what am I doing being serious? That has no place in a sekrit indistinguishablehobbit message!
You have green toenails? Do they match your hideous green shoes? *snorts* I think you should paint my toenails when I come to visit, but I want each one a different colour! It'll be like there's a party in my shoes! But everyone's not invited.
Rainbow-painted toenails might get me in trouble if we go surfing, though. Can't you imagine those large California men hassling me about my pretty toenails? I might need my big, strong geisha girl to step in and save me.
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Am I invited to the secret toe party?
Don' worry Bill-Bill.... those surfer dudes are just jealous of the toe-party-extravaganza! They're going to want me to do their nails too. But I'll just have to say, "No boys, not today. Today, I am surfing with best hobbit friend, Bill-Bill. Maybe next week if you come by my apartment... do some cleaning... maybe some cooking, I'll give you lot some toe-party-extravaganzas too. But it won't be the same"
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Of course you're invited to the secret toe-party! Part of the definition of secret toe-party is that there must be a Dominic involved, or else the party is null and void.
Am I really only your best hobbit-friend, not your best any-other-kind-of-friend? I think I may go cry! What a thing to tell a bloke in a sekrit indistinguishablehobbit message.
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Can Gizmo come to the secret-toe-party? He could creepy crawl on your lil' toes. You have great toes, Bills.
You're best all around favorite everything friend! And you should be crying tears of happiness Billy Chan.
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I have great toes? Aw, I thought it was only my eyes you were mad about.
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Are you kidding me, mate? You have immaculate lil' toesies! I bet the pedicurist LOVES you!
Hmmmm.... we should go to a day spa.
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