randomness
I finally got my blackberry Tour. Shes a mini me - black, intelligent, stylish and sexy as fuck :) I love that bitch. lol. All jokes aside she (why am I personifying my phone? smh) is really nice and I dont have any regrets about dropping the money I spent on her. In fact the first thing Ima do today is drop that mail in rebate in the mail so I can breathe easy.
Back in jan I did one of those 35 things lists on facebook. One of the things was that I have a secret aspiration to do stand up comedy. Its always been something in the back of my mind that I thought would be pretty far fetched but then I realized - this is NYC. People come here to have crazy dreams and live them out. A few are actually successful. I dont wanna be the next queen of comedy but I do enjoy making people laugh. In fact, me and roxy have at least one night a week where I go in her room and we talk (usually over a youtube video) and I make some realy crazy commentary. In fact, my stomach is hurting hard from us watching some old episode of blind date last night. I had the lady pegged as a pill poppin, strap on wearin dominatrix with a closet full of sexually deviant toys, a high pain tolerance and a bag of shrooms in her pocketbook. LOL The sad part is her date looked like the type who would talk a lot of obnoxious shyt in public but totally allow her to fuck him up the ass with a dildo. My dude was wearing a driving miss daisy scarf tied daintily around his neck and a fuckin cheetah hat. you cant trust a nigga in a cheetah hat, I'm just sayin. man o man we ROLLED. I was damn near crying by the time I left her room but it made me think of all the crazy shyt I used to do to make people laugh. Like whenever me and Bari get together how she lovingly tells me that Im 'fuckin stupid' (love ya too boo) or about the time me and Lauren were standing on 117th street at 10am in front of the Mc Donalds walk up window and how I had her and the people on line cracking up. Or the stupid parodies we used to make up in HS to the tunes of hip hop songs. Good times, good times. Im just a natural HAM I guess. Its a part of being very observant and saying shyt that people are saying but dont wanna say. Oh and ever since I found out slacker radio has comedy stations for the past year I've been listenin to some great comedians at work and just thinking 'damn, that could be me some day'. Comedy is a pretty male dominated field and Im all for being a feminist. *singing* Anything you can do, I can do better (remember that commercial?)
craigslist boy and I are still talking and the first night he came over he said that he had secret aspirations of being a stand up comic and I thought that was pretty cool. He was even thinking about taking classes and stuff for it. I already told him that I didnt want to date but I would love to take one of those classes with him cause hes pretty funny and technically it wouldnt be a date, right? Its a class, for enrichment purposes. Uhh...yeah, I;m fooling myself cause Im starting to really like this guy but I'm not playing myself. We talk on BBM or thru text a few times a week and the convo is sexy but playful. He did tell me he likes me hair. Said it was like doing it with a Black Panther. I told him 'uhh thanks? Power to the People'. LMAO
Yeah ima start writing my 'routines' down. You never know. Hell, even Joe Rogan (the Fear Factor guy) does stand up and I think he's fuckin hilarious.
Back in jan I did one of those 35 things lists on facebook. One of the things was that I have a secret aspiration to do stand up comedy. Its always been something in the back of my mind that I thought would be pretty far fetched but then I realized - this is NYC. People come here to have crazy dreams and live them out. A few are actually successful. I dont wanna be the next queen of comedy but I do enjoy making people laugh. In fact, me and roxy have at least one night a week where I go in her room and we talk (usually over a youtube video) and I make some realy crazy commentary. In fact, my stomach is hurting hard from us watching some old episode of blind date last night. I had the lady pegged as a pill poppin, strap on wearin dominatrix with a closet full of sexually deviant toys, a high pain tolerance and a bag of shrooms in her pocketbook. LOL The sad part is her date looked like the type who would talk a lot of obnoxious shyt in public but totally allow her to fuck him up the ass with a dildo. My dude was wearing a driving miss daisy scarf tied daintily around his neck and a fuckin cheetah hat. you cant trust a nigga in a cheetah hat, I'm just sayin. man o man we ROLLED. I was damn near crying by the time I left her room but it made me think of all the crazy shyt I used to do to make people laugh. Like whenever me and Bari get together how she lovingly tells me that Im 'fuckin stupid' (love ya too boo) or about the time me and Lauren were standing on 117th street at 10am in front of the Mc Donalds walk up window and how I had her and the people on line cracking up. Or the stupid parodies we used to make up in HS to the tunes of hip hop songs. Good times, good times. Im just a natural HAM I guess. Its a part of being very observant and saying shyt that people are saying but dont wanna say. Oh and ever since I found out slacker radio has comedy stations for the past year I've been listenin to some great comedians at work and just thinking 'damn, that could be me some day'. Comedy is a pretty male dominated field and Im all for being a feminist. *singing* Anything you can do, I can do better (remember that commercial?)
craigslist boy and I are still talking and the first night he came over he said that he had secret aspirations of being a stand up comic and I thought that was pretty cool. He was even thinking about taking classes and stuff for it. I already told him that I didnt want to date but I would love to take one of those classes with him cause hes pretty funny and technically it wouldnt be a date, right? Its a class, for enrichment purposes. Uhh...yeah, I;m fooling myself cause Im starting to really like this guy but I'm not playing myself. We talk on BBM or thru text a few times a week and the convo is sexy but playful. He did tell me he likes me hair. Said it was like doing it with a Black Panther. I told him 'uhh thanks? Power to the People'. LMAO
Yeah ima start writing my 'routines' down. You never know. Hell, even Joe Rogan (the Fear Factor guy) does stand up and I think he's fuckin hilarious.