I'm at work
sometimes I really start to wonder how men w/ huge beer bellies have sex.
I love this guy named tim who I work with.
today he told me dennis and mary (two equally old women) were his bitches.
I asked him how they became his bitches.
he told me he walked up to them in the cafe and asked, "would you be my bitches?"
they said yes.
I love them.
then fay said he would give anyone 20$ to rip out the last twenty pages of David (summer kid who we all hate) 's new harry potter book.
I said I would.
He laughed and took it back.
Now I'm seriously thinking about it.
tomorrow I'm going to bring in my camera so i can take pictures of these rascally folks ;-)
I love this guy named tim who I work with.
today he told me dennis and mary (two equally old women) were his bitches.
I asked him how they became his bitches.
he told me he walked up to them in the cafe and asked, "would you be my bitches?"
they said yes.
I love them.
then fay said he would give anyone 20$ to rip out the last twenty pages of David (summer kid who we all hate) 's new harry potter book.
I said I would.
He laughed and took it back.
Now I'm seriously thinking about it.
tomorrow I'm going to bring in my camera so i can take pictures of these rascally folks ;-)