BREAKING NEWS!
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This just in... we have some breaking new. We have just received news that a young lady named Brittany Maxwell is extremely bored! OH NO! BOREDOM STRIKES AGAIN!!!
*women and children sream in the background*
We are told that she was forced to go to her dad's house for the weekend where it is believed that she will be yelled and cursed at constantly and will have no contact with the outside world. And to make matters worse, her prom is tomorrow and as luck my have it... she won't be able to attend because she is too poor.
*tear*
Maxwell will have to stay at home tomorrow night after going and doing her best friend, Cortney Alred, makeup for the prom. She will probably be in a deep depression all day Saturday. She was thinking it might not be so bad because she would be able to stay at home and talk to her boyfriend while all her friends are out having a blast but again, as luck may have it on this poor unfortunate soul.. Boyfriend, Jory Pryor, will be attending a prom at his school as well.
This is a message to everyone.. please listen carefully.
Please keep Miss Maxwell in your thoughts as you go about your day tomorrow and have a ton of fun and remember that she is stuck at home with no one except her oh so loving father.
That is all, Thank you from the staff here at BSNC
(Brittany's Sad News Center)
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This just in... we have some breaking new. We have just received news that a young lady named Brittany Maxwell is extremely bored! OH NO! BOREDOM STRIKES AGAIN!!!
*women and children sream in the background*
We are told that she was forced to go to her dad's house for the weekend where it is believed that she will be yelled and cursed at constantly and will have no contact with the outside world. And to make matters worse, her prom is tomorrow and as luck my have it... she won't be able to attend because she is too poor.
*tear*
Maxwell will have to stay at home tomorrow night after going and doing her best friend, Cortney Alred, makeup for the prom. She will probably be in a deep depression all day Saturday. She was thinking it might not be so bad because she would be able to stay at home and talk to her boyfriend while all her friends are out having a blast but again, as luck may have it on this poor unfortunate soul.. Boyfriend, Jory Pryor, will be attending a prom at his school as well.
This is a message to everyone.. please listen carefully.
Please keep Miss Maxwell in your thoughts as you go about your day tomorrow and have a ton of fun and remember that she is stuck at home with no one except her oh so loving father.
That is all, Thank you from the staff here at BSNC
(Brittany's Sad News Center)
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(music fades out)