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Can you cry under water?
>>>Yes, but not very effectively...when you gasp you kinda choke
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
>>>Such a true question
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
>>>When I was little I thought that you did, now I don't think so
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>>>I think it's easier to make a square box, like when you fold it up....maybe
What disease did cured ham actually have?
>>>I don't eat pork so this one doesn't worry me XD
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>>>Haha man is so stoopid sometimes, this is hilarious
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
>>>I think maybe it's sarcasm, or maybe it's without a worry...babies don't have to worry about too much.
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>>>Seriously, this is just a stupid question.
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
>>>Because English is a weird and painful language at times.
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>>>Again, this question applies to other people, the ones who actually do this.
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
>>>I always wonder about this, maybe it is just manners...or the law, who knows.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
>>>My teacher told me that pants are with an 's' because each leg is 'a' pant, but I'm not sure if that is right, or explains panties, cus they don't really have legs.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>>>Because I am not a decent human being, it is the only way to eat toast!
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
>>>I was never sure what the song said but I assume it's like a 'yokkle'(??) thing
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>>>As disrespectful as this question is, I'm pretty sure it means living people for the carpool...I'm guessing the carpool lane is that same as our T2/T3
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>>>I think that they didn't really want to leave the island...I wouldn't!!
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
>>>The Simpson are yellow, I'm not going to debate the standing dog.
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
>>>I never really thought that was the point of the show.
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
>>>Soylent Greeeens
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Yes...
Why did you just try singing the two songs above? I like that....
>>>HAHA so true, I did too
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
>>>This is hilarious
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
>>>I'll never understand animals, so I won't try