I can't get away from these damn surveys
1) Which contest would you be most willing to compete in: a bake off, a pie eating contest, a wet t-shirt contest, a spelling bee or a marathon race?
A spelling bee ... I am like spelling champ. Although the kids on there are better .. humm .. so maybe a marthon race I have endurance.
2) How would you prefer to die: at in public hanging, in a fire, by drowning, or by a shark attack?
Wow I don't want to think about this ... I guess fire?
3) Which scenario would cause you to feel more guilt: accidentally shooting someone in the chest or starting a forest fire that killed thousands of animals?
I guess the forest fire because the other option was Accidental
4) What would you rather drink a glass of: mud puddle water, olive oil, vinegar, or saliva?
Ewe OMG ... umm ... Mud water I guess.
5) If you won a $1,000 shopping spree what type of store would you spend it in?
I would have to go to Bella Rose.
6) What would you rather eat for dinner: raccoon spare ribs, deep fried gerbils, St. Bernard steak, or kitty cat stir-fry?
OMG ... I guess Coon Ribs
7) If you were poor and desperate what would you sell first: your sperm/eggs, your wedding ring, your car or your body (prostitution)?
My eggs then my car because I would need to drive to give my eggs.
8) What would you rather do: run through a preschool naked, walk across hot coals, iron your chest or staple bologna to your cheek?
I would walk across hott coals
9) A friend builds a time machine and wants you to travel with him, which direction do you travel: into the past, into the future, or do you refuse to go?
The FUTURE!
10) What would you rather have thrown at you: an ounce of battery acid, an ice pick, five throwing stars, or fifty spiders?
HELL NO on the spiders OMG .. so I guess an Ice pick and pray that they miss.
For $1,000,000 would you...
x...murder a homeless person? no
x...eat a handful of maggots? yes I have tiny hands
x...let someone vomit into your mouth? OMG .. yes
x...sit on a wasps nest? Ahhh yes
x...spend 30 mintues letting a vulture pick at your feet? No .. 30min and my feet would be gone.
x...get a 666 tattoo on your forehead? No
x...cheat on your spouse? No
x...shave the top layer of your skin off and roll in a sandbox? No who the hell thinks of these things
x...star in a hardcore porno? Yes if I was single
x...beat up a member of the clergy? No
x...walk barefoot over 100 razor blades? Yes
x...change your ethnicity? How do you do that?
x...permanently glue a set of antlers to your head? No
x...urinate on an electric fence? If I was a guy for sure they have range.
x...swim in a septic tank? NO
x...cut off one of your toes and eat it? No
x...hold a tarantula? OMG I would be crying .. but yes .. OMG I am squirming now just thinking about it.
x...spend a night alone in a known haunted house? Oh hell yeah I was just telling Brad I wanted to go to Scotland and do that.
11) Which of the five senses would you rather lose: sight, hearing, touch, taste or smell?
Smell
12) Which food group would you rather give up for the rest of your life: vegetables, fruits, meats, dairy, grains or sweets?
Dairy! haha I am lactose Intolerant .. that was easy!
13) Which reputation would you rather have: promiscuous, dumb as a post, or ugly as sin?
promiscuous for sure!
14) In ten years which condition would you rather suffer from: obesity, hearing loss, incontinence, or senility?
incontinence I suppose how gross though.
15) What type of commercial would you rather be in: herpes medication, hemmorhoid cream, athletes foot medicine or adult diapers?
Athletes foot
16) What would you rather give up for a month: all human contact, hygeine products or electricity?
Electricity .. people used to get along fine without it.
17) Where would you rather be lost: at sea, in the desert, in a cave, or in the jungle?
In a cave Brad and I were talking about this too.
18) You find marijuana growing in your garden, what do you do: smoke it, sell it, destroy it or call the police?
I smoke some and sell some
19) Would you go to the bathroom in your pants for two days, without changing your clothes, for a $10,000 shopping spree at the nearest mall?
Ummm yes. It's just pee.
20) What would you rather rid the world of: disease, crime, or hunger?
Hunger
21)What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
Olives.
22)What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
I really don't cry but that movie Life As A House ... really choaks me up.
23)If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
I would get the other half of my bottom lip filled out to match the side with the bump. I would also slightly enlarge my breasts. I might also remove the fat pockets from underneath my eyes because they are unnecessary and then I would never have to worry about bags and I think that's it.
24)What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
I play with my hair a lot pulling it over my ears and my forehead because I think I have a five-finger forehead and dumbo ears.
25)are you a pyromaniac?
No I really don't like when people play with fire either
26)Do you have too many love interests?
No
27)Do you know anyone famous?
Not exactly
28)Who would play you in a movie?
I would play a pretty good bitchy character
29)Do you know how to play poker?
I sure do! Watch out!
30)What do you carry with you at all times?
Cellphone and Chapstick
31)What do you miss most about being a kid?
Innocence
32)Are you happy with your given name?
I sure am ... although it is starting to become too popular
33)How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
I would do it for as cheap as even like $20 ...
34)What color is your bedroom?
Pale Purple
35)What was the last song you were listening to?
Love Takes Time - Mariah Carey
36)Have you ever been in love?
Yes
37)Do you talk a lot?
Yeah I do
38)Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
Yes!
39)Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
I am too nice at times
40)What is your ideal marriage location?
I am not wicked religious but I still want a church present so I picture a stone church in the background of my outdoor wedding and I would love to find a church a cliff over looking the water.
41)Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
Guitar.
42)What smell do you find sexy?
Paris Ellis 360 for men ... WOW
43)What's the one language you want to learn?
I would love to perfect my french. And I want to speak perfect yiddish! haha
44)What kind of watch do you wear?
I don't
45)Do you consider yourself materialistic?
No not really
46)What do you cook the best?
I cook a wicked pasta called Funky Pasta ... I also make really good seasoned fries haha
47)Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
Definitely stand out
48)Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Huh? umm sure
49)What's one car you will never buy?
I would never buy and SUV
50)How many online journals do you read regularly?
2
51)What's one thing you're a loser at?
I suck and I mean SUCK at Risk ... that board game kicks my ass.
52)If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
I pretty much ignore them
53)Do you cry in front of your friends?
Never have
54)What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?
That I am really confident about myself. I think people assume I don't needt them which isn't true. I think people grasp my intelligence pretty quickly and that I have a really good sense of humor and am Witty
55)Are you a giver or a taker?
Giver 100%
56)When's the last time you cried?
I don't cry ... no joke
57)Favorite communication method?
Face To Face without words ... simply through the eyes ... with a guy of course. gives me chills!
58)How many drinks before you're tipsy?
Wow it takes a lot ... it's kinda sad really
59)Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
Not at all
60)Favorite type of music?
I have ecclectic taste
61)Do you like to kiss or hug?
Both are good in their own way.
62)Do you watch a lot of television?
I used to watch a lot more than I do now .. but I stil watch a lot
63)Do you like to shop?
Sure do
64)How long have you known your best friend?
Nicole: 18yrs, Tara: 10yrs, Megan: 5 years, [Les: 5 years], Brad: 11months, Lindsey: 11months
65)Do you like the rain?
Oh I love it.
66)What time were you born?
11:59am
67)What year did you graduate high school?
2004
68)What was your first job?
Ice Cream Scooper and I am still doing it! Didn't get my first job until I was 19! haha
69)What is the strangest pet you've ever owned?
Hermet Crabs and a Guinea Pig!