Birthdays are so overrated.
But
chasingstars89 deserves a frigging medal for her gifts of wonder. Tack + OMGZ ADAM HART DAVIS!!1!SHIFTONE!11! (BTW Laura, is it wrong that I tried to get the thing-that-was-sellotaped-to-the-front off the card because I was in great need? I didn't succeed because I didn't want to rip your card of wonder. shgurdujhgeuijksdv. Ohh man the cryptic-osity of these brackets!)
Eurgh, Jane Eyre is probably the hardest book in the world to read. It'd be as useful if I were reading it in Ancient Greek or something. I can understand like one sentence out of twenty. And she uses wayyy too many semicolons. Urgh, you can have too much of a good thing missy.
THE END.
(SWEET sixteen. Hah, you wish)