teenage mutant ninja dinosaurs?!
i think the world has gone fuckin' nuts, and if i had to defend my case in court i'd use this as exhibit A...
remember these movies?
with the exception of the third one, i thought this was a pretty strong franchise. then i read a script review for jurassic park IV. if you're interested you can check it out at aint-it-cool-news.com, but i'll post a small taste here...
"There’s the eight-year-old-boy side of me that thinks that a DIRTY DOZEN-style mercenary team of hyper-smart dinosaurs in body armor killing drug dealers and rescuing kidnapped children will be impossible to resist. And then there’s the side of me that says... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
seriously, read this fucking shit. it's insane.
remember these movies?
with the exception of the third one, i thought this was a pretty strong franchise. then i read a script review for jurassic park IV. if you're interested you can check it out at aint-it-cool-news.com, but i'll post a small taste here...
"There’s the eight-year-old-boy side of me that thinks that a DIRTY DOZEN-style mercenary team of hyper-smart dinosaurs in body armor killing drug dealers and rescuing kidnapped children will be impossible to resist. And then there’s the side of me that says... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
seriously, read this fucking shit. it's insane.