MY PERFECT SISTER
i have decided that i now hate you all. you are all really boring people who do not have any real friends so you spend all your time talking to lame people (like me) all day. by the way i am madly in love with
runonmoonlight and we are going to elope. the best man is going to be my awesome monkey hat. even though
runonmoonlight is dating the brother Nathan. Nathan is heart broken over this fact. but he will just have to deal with his girlfriend marrying his sister. After the wedding I am giving the best man to Naomi (the maid of honour of course), i will also give her my whole dvd collection and full raiding privliges on my wardrobe. This is because after I elope i am running away to the middle of the desert to live in a shack.
i have also decided that all sci-fi really really sucks and that my really smart and beautiful sister was right about all of it. all sci-fi shows/fic/people (David Hewlett especially) suck. Johnny Depp is the best actor ever, way better than any sci-fi actor, especially SG actors.
I am going to start wearing girls clothes. This change was inspired by the long time nagging of the little sister. And my reunion with 'Young Americans' the summertime coke commercial/wb show where one of the main characters is a hot crossdressing lesbian.
Lastly, I will be waxing my unibrow. The Bert look is so out.
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This journal is in my control, for the afternoon at least. That will teach the sister to forget to logout, serves her right for hogging the laptop and forgetting to mention me in her journal.