leave it to me to get a disease that no one has ever heard of in 100years

[_leknifefight]

I Alyson Collette Shor returned to California State University Northridge for the 1st day of the Spring Semester only to be rushed to Northridge Emergency Room to find out that I have a disease that used to kill my entire god damned wagon party when I used to play Oregon Trail in what, 2nd grade?

Yes, I have SCARLET FEVER