you don't know me
bored. nothing nteresting is going on. have nothing bettter to do. here are some conan quotes.
"Michael Jackson won 'Best Male Artist' in the MTV European Music Awards.... Apparently, Europe's definition of male is much more lenient than ours."
"Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again."
"Nabisco, the makers of the Oreo cookie, is announcing that they're cutting over three thousand jobs. It is all part of their new quota system where they'll have two black employees for every creamy white employee."
"in an interview in W magazine Britney Spears admitted that she lost her virginity to Justin...She also admitted this to DUH magazine."
In the upcomming movie planet of the Apes,they edited out a sex scene between a man and a chimp,[true story]but that scene wil be shown in the upincomming documentry,'the Michael Jackson story'.
Analogies-"Michael Jackson in 1983" is to "spent hours recording Billie Jean" as
"Michael Jackson in 2003" is to "spent hours in Billy's jeans".
In the year 2000-"Ballpark hotdogs will no longer plump when you cook 'em, but, rather, moan when you suck 'em."
"Michael Jackson won 'Best Male Artist' in the MTV European Music Awards.... Apparently, Europe's definition of male is much more lenient than ours."
"Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again."
"Nabisco, the makers of the Oreo cookie, is announcing that they're cutting over three thousand jobs. It is all part of their new quota system where they'll have two black employees for every creamy white employee."
"in an interview in W magazine Britney Spears admitted that she lost her virginity to Justin...She also admitted this to DUH magazine."
In the upcomming movie planet of the Apes,they edited out a sex scene between a man and a chimp,[true story]but that scene wil be shown in the upincomming documentry,'the Michael Jackson story'.
Analogies-"Michael Jackson in 1983" is to "spent hours recording Billie Jean" as
"Michael Jackson in 2003" is to "spent hours in Billy's jeans".
In the year 2000-"Ballpark hotdogs will no longer plump when you cook 'em, but, rather, moan when you suck 'em."