Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I bought porn for
false_alibis (-10 points). In January I gave
inluvwsteelers a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I helped
t0rn_t0_shreds hide a body (-173 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-207 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
_last_kiss_
well now thats sad