(no subject)
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
I don't recall, not really the high-fiven' mo-fo type
2)If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
nope
3)Do you sleep with the tv on?
with the sleep timer set to 30
4)Have you ever wheezed the juice?
I don't think so
5)Have you ever won a spelling bee?
AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!... no
6)Have you ever been stung by a bee?
yup several times
7)How fast can you type?
wicked fast, I have trouble when I try to make words tho... go figure.
8)Are you afraid of the dark?
uhhhh no... not at all... YES!
9)What color are your socks ?
blue & green argyle
10)Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
no
11)When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
last weekend in maine
12)Do you knock on wood?
never had to... ha ha.. no
13)Do you floss daily?
NEVER
14)Do you wanna Fanta?
maybe
15)Can you hula hoop?
yea I'm wicked coordinated
16)Are you good at keeping secrets?
usually
17)What do you want for Christmas?
I don't celebrate christmas
18)Do you know the Muffin Man?
the muffin man who lives on bakers lane? no, do you?
19)Do you talk in your sleep?
yes, in fact I also fill out surveys in my sleep... bananas, milk, dish soap,...zzzzzzz
20)Who wrote the book of love?
Some sadistic bastard i'm sure
21)Have you ever flown a kite?
ummm hmmmm
22)Do you wish on your fallen lashes?
no
23)Do you whiten your teeth?
no
24)Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
only when in the rock's kitchen
25)Have you ever asked for a pony?
yes but I still don't have one :(
26)Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
the last thing anyone needs is one of my children, trust me.
27)Can you juggle?
no
28)Do you wanna know a secret?
probably not
29)If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
that no one be allowed to move to Florida or California ever
31)If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile,
who would you give it to?
The highest bidder
32)Are you ready to rumble?
I guess so
33)Can you count to Schfifty-Five?
why yesch I can
34)Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
no
35)How do you spell relief?
coffee (even if it makes it worse)
36)Have you ever crawled through a window?
I used to derive great joy from doing so lately i only do it if i loose my keys
37)Have you ever eaten dog food?
no
38)Can you handle the truth?
probably but i would rather not right now
39)Do you like green eggs and ham?
no but i would tolerate them so as not to insult Sam I Am
40)Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Denis, he works at Pepsi and makes me laugh
I don't recall, not really the high-fiven' mo-fo type
2)If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
nope
3)Do you sleep with the tv on?
with the sleep timer set to 30
4)Have you ever wheezed the juice?
I don't think so
5)Have you ever won a spelling bee?
AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!... no
6)Have you ever been stung by a bee?
yup several times
7)How fast can you type?
wicked fast, I have trouble when I try to make words tho... go figure.
8)Are you afraid of the dark?
uhhhh no... not at all... YES!
9)What color are your socks ?
blue & green argyle
10)Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
no
11)When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
last weekend in maine
12)Do you knock on wood?
never had to... ha ha.. no
13)Do you floss daily?
NEVER
14)Do you wanna Fanta?
maybe
15)Can you hula hoop?
yea I'm wicked coordinated
16)Are you good at keeping secrets?
usually
17)What do you want for Christmas?
I don't celebrate christmas
18)Do you know the Muffin Man?
the muffin man who lives on bakers lane? no, do you?
19)Do you talk in your sleep?
yes, in fact I also fill out surveys in my sleep... bananas, milk, dish soap,...zzzzzzz
20)Who wrote the book of love?
Some sadistic bastard i'm sure
21)Have you ever flown a kite?
ummm hmmmm
22)Do you wish on your fallen lashes?
no
23)Do you whiten your teeth?
no
24)Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
only when in the rock's kitchen
25)Have you ever asked for a pony?
yes but I still don't have one :(
26)Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
the last thing anyone needs is one of my children, trust me.
27)Can you juggle?
no
28)Do you wanna know a secret?
probably not
29)If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
that no one be allowed to move to Florida or California ever
31)If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile,
who would you give it to?
The highest bidder
32)Are you ready to rumble?
I guess so
33)Can you count to Schfifty-Five?
why yesch I can
34)Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
no
35)How do you spell relief?
coffee (even if it makes it worse)
36)Have you ever crawled through a window?
I used to derive great joy from doing so lately i only do it if i loose my keys
37)Have you ever eaten dog food?
no
38)Can you handle the truth?
probably but i would rather not right now
39)Do you like green eggs and ham?
no but i would tolerate them so as not to insult Sam I Am
40)Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Denis, he works at Pepsi and makes me laugh