BERT MCCRACKEN DOESNT HAVE HERPES!
On one episode of The Osbournes, Jack suggested you didn't have a clean sexual bill of health.
BM: I don't even know where he came up with the shit he was talking about. He said that people in my band call me "cauliflower dick" because I fucked a lot of girls. Which, well, I did have sex with a lot of girls last year. I'm not going to lie. It was my first year out touring. But I don't know why he came up with all that shit. Maybe he was jealous that I was dating his sister. Maybe he's jealous that he'll never be able to do what I do. How could he? Even Kelly doesn't get the respect that she deserves because she's Ozzy's daughter. But he could never sing in a band. It just wouldn't work. Plus, he's not as good-looking as I am. [Laughs]
Damn Jack
BM: I don't even know where he came up with the shit he was talking about. He said that people in my band call me "cauliflower dick" because I fucked a lot of girls. Which, well, I did have sex with a lot of girls last year. I'm not going to lie. It was my first year out touring. But I don't know why he came up with all that shit. Maybe he was jealous that I was dating his sister. Maybe he's jealous that he'll never be able to do what I do. How could he? Even Kelly doesn't get the respect that she deserves because she's Ozzy's daughter. But he could never sing in a band. It just wouldn't work. Plus, he's not as good-looking as I am. [Laughs]
Damn Jack