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adventures of the last five weeks.

so college has been pretty shit recently - so we've made it up in weekends, since the beginning of term have had a b s o l u t e jokes

ONE.going to the party of a random boy in stokenchurch, getting bored and running down to joes & back again repeatly till about 3 am. playing games with jasmine, ben and glen

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Week One : 'why izzit dat; i am wanting to get jiggy with some bull loving?' also 'I need to find a manlier alternative to socks! I was thinking bubblewrap, but thats not very manly...'and tree-goats. and lucy turning up 'WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SISTER?!!!'

Week Two: All the people asleep in the sleeping car, 'You can just put your bag there, next to my bear skin rug' I hated losing my bag to kirkhams car that was the biggest disaster ever and then the next morning glen was like 'I dont know why we left your bag in nic's car, but I remember feeling satisfied that we had made the right descision' HA. and when you where like 'i cannot speak unless i am saying somthing that is to do with what i need' ha ha and going to the croft household and trying to steal their cups GOOD TIMES.

Week Three : cringe lol must we have all my embarassing moments in such blatant text ha ha and when phil was like 'THE TOPLEYS ARE HUGGING IN BED!!!' its ok though they are allowed to because they do not have a home and their tent burnt down. awwh.

Week Four : I am not part of this :( :( i was very grumpy.

Week Five : 'I need to take all my clothes off!!''...NO. DO NOT take your clothes off' ahaha The Inquisitor, the barman that was nice/mean, Jude Law ;) no actually this week five should say 'Helen got with Jude Law and went back to his house' and Phil ahaha 'oh very funny, EVERYONE LAUGH AT PHIL HA HA HA HE FAILED ONCE AND HERE HE IS FAILING AGAIN WHAT A JOKE, HA HA LETS ALL HAVE A GOOD OLD LAUGH AT PHIL' pete being sick. our 5p collection lol i think we tricked The Inquisitor into giving us a pound for all our 5ps ha ha gutted.