1) What do you think of me?
Born to Lose - Ray Charles [aha]
2) Will I have a happy life?
Wild Horses - Rolling Stones
3) What do my friends really think of me?
That track on Room For Squares that is just silence because it was a mistake track
4) Do people secretly lust after me?
The Stars Are Projectors - Modest Mouse
5) How can I make myself happy?
One Summer Last Fall - Jets To Brazil
6) What should I do with my life?
Winding Road - I don't know who its by-- off of Garden State
7) Why must life be so full of pain?
Mr. Blue Sky - ELO
8) How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Hurricane - Something Corporate
9) Will I ever have children?
No Woman, No Cry - Bob Marley
10) Will I die happy?
Eli, The Barrow Boy - The Decemberists [oh no.]
11) Can you give me some advice?
Put Your Hand Inside The Puppet Head - They Might Be Giants
12) What do you think happiness is?
Boo - Pinback [awwwwww]
13) What's my favourite fetish?
Never There - Cake
14) How will I be remembered?
My Stupid Mouth - John Mayer [yes.]
I'm not sure if I was supposed to like, fish out songs that applied to those questions...but quite frankly, I got bored. So some of them work simply by chance, others don't. At all.
That was a waste of my time.