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1. My uncle once:
Jumped at the car window when Katie and I were in it, and it scared the fucking hell out of us. We were like 7. And it was horrifying.
2. Never in my life:
Have I ever known what its like to come home to an empty house. There's always people here. Screaming, crying, loud people. All the time. Allllllllll the time.
3. When I was five:
I was fat. And really annoying and stupid [which are facts that can be easily proven by reading my early diaries]. And ugly. And I had a really big crush on Daniel Gornstein, who now, ironically enough, is in my Spanish class and is possibly the most annoying. Ever.
4. High School was:
...is, and will be typical, cliche, full of unnecessary drama, and the best four years of my life.
6. I once met:
The Decemberists. Well, all of them except Colin. But Colin walked by and was on his cell phone so Sonya and I didn't want to bother him. Oh, and I met The Allman Brothers. And the Ambassador of Israel or something crazy like that when I was little.
7. There's this girl I know who:
Wanted to be a dog when she grew up.
8. Once, at a bar:
I was sitting next to my mommy, drinking cranberry juice, and some gross drunk guy was hitting on her and checking her out when she turned around to talk to me and it nearly made me throw up.
10. Last night:
I was up very, very late studying for my history test [which, by the way, I fucking PWNED], and half an hour before I fell asleep I tried to learn how to use Photoshop. Unsucessfully, however, because it's INSANELY crazy.
12. Next time I go to church:
Will maybe be Christmas. Because I like Christmas. And I like going to church on Christmas. Which is strange, because I don't like church. At all. And my mommy, for a while, tried to get me to go to Confermation class. Her reasoning was that when I was older, I would regret not getting confirmed. Like she did. I figured out that it was her wanting to live her religious aspirations through me. So, I ditched Confirmation class. Is ditching church a sin? One time I was in church and I was reading their copy of The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe and I accidentally took it home. I stole from church.
15. When I turn my head left, I see:
A basket full of really crazy dress-up clothes, a toy kitchen, and a plastic shopping cart. It's our basement's toy corner.
16. When I turn my head right, I see:
Legos. Sooooo, so, so many Legos.
18. How many days until my birthday?:
Oy. Let's count. 75. Days. That's a lot of days. ITS MY SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN!
19. If I was a character written by Shakespeare I'd be:
A fairy from a Midsummer Night's Dream. I haven't read that, but I think I saw the Wishbone. If there was a Wishbone Midsummer Night's Dream. Anyway-- I just want to be a fairy.
20. By this time next year:
I'd better fucking be better at art. Oh, and I hope to be as happy as I am now.
21. A better name for me would be:
Anything but Emily. Any name that hasn't made the MOST POPULAR BABY NAMES FOR [insert year here]! Anything, anything, ANYTHING but Emily.
22. I have a hard time understanding:
Things that don't involve the left side of my brain. Things that are not abstract ideas. Namely math and some science. Oh, and GIRLS.
23. If I ever go back to school I:
Would get a lot of sleep the night before and pack myself some Cheerios and make myself some tea and go to math A block and be happy because I did all my homework, and because I have photo last block and I'm excited to see my roll developed. That's tomorrow.
24. You know I like you if:
I walk up to you and say, "You know...you're good. I like you." Except sometimes thats awkward. And if I feel like you would be uncomfortable with me saying that, then I won't. And maybe I'll just comment on your cool clothes, or your music. Or your hair.
25. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank is:
My parents. Because, if I were to win an award, it would probably be something involving the extra curricular activities that they pay so much money for me to take part in, and they supply all the crazy shit I require all the time. And they put up with me. And because, you know, I love 'em and all.
27. Take my advice:
Life is better enjoyed when you're constantly listening to music on headphones.
28. My ideal breakfast is:
Actually none. Because I hate breakfast. But my ideal breakfast FOOD are Mick's Irish pancakes. Because dear god.
30. If you visit my hometown:
Then you would most likely be at home as well.
32. Why won't anyone:
Stop being mean? Just, why? Why does it happen?
33. If you spend the night at my house:
You would get either annoyed at the little ones, or really happy about their existence. There's never really any in-betweens. Oh, and you'd share my bed with me. It's really comfy, I promise. And you'd need to not be allergic to cats, because I have one. And you would need to not wake me up in the morning.
34. I'd stop my wedding if:
I didn't love the damn guy. It's as simple as that.
35. The world could do without:
People with vaginas.
36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
Have to endure my history class last year.
37. My favorite blonde is:
Molly Jane Walsh.
38. Paper clips are more useful than:
White colored pencils [JEANNIE! White colored pencils are all that is getting me through my art project! Toned paper! slfkg jhdfg!]
39. If I do anything well, it is:
Clean.
40. And by the way:
It's Pat's birthday tomorrow, and every year I leave a mix for him in our bathroom before school. And so I was upstairs really comfy in my bed, and I remembered that I still needed to make him one. So here I am, making a Birthday Mix. Those are the best kind.
41. The last time I was high:
Ahahahahaahahahahahaha. Yeah, right.
42. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are:
Probably a manatee. Fucking awesome.
Jumped at the car window when Katie and I were in it, and it scared the fucking hell out of us. We were like 7. And it was horrifying.
2. Never in my life:
Have I ever known what its like to come home to an empty house. There's always people here. Screaming, crying, loud people. All the time. Allllllllll the time.
3. When I was five:
I was fat. And really annoying and stupid [which are facts that can be easily proven by reading my early diaries]. And ugly. And I had a really big crush on Daniel Gornstein, who now, ironically enough, is in my Spanish class and is possibly the most annoying. Ever.
4. High School was:
...is, and will be typical, cliche, full of unnecessary drama, and the best four years of my life.
6. I once met:
The Decemberists. Well, all of them except Colin. But Colin walked by and was on his cell phone so Sonya and I didn't want to bother him. Oh, and I met The Allman Brothers. And the Ambassador of Israel or something crazy like that when I was little.
7. There's this girl I know who:
Wanted to be a dog when she grew up.
8. Once, at a bar:
I was sitting next to my mommy, drinking cranberry juice, and some gross drunk guy was hitting on her and checking her out when she turned around to talk to me and it nearly made me throw up.
10. Last night:
I was up very, very late studying for my history test [which, by the way, I fucking PWNED], and half an hour before I fell asleep I tried to learn how to use Photoshop. Unsucessfully, however, because it's INSANELY crazy.
12. Next time I go to church:
Will maybe be Christmas. Because I like Christmas. And I like going to church on Christmas. Which is strange, because I don't like church. At all. And my mommy, for a while, tried to get me to go to Confermation class. Her reasoning was that when I was older, I would regret not getting confirmed. Like she did. I figured out that it was her wanting to live her religious aspirations through me. So, I ditched Confirmation class. Is ditching church a sin? One time I was in church and I was reading their copy of The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe and I accidentally took it home. I stole from church.
15. When I turn my head left, I see:
A basket full of really crazy dress-up clothes, a toy kitchen, and a plastic shopping cart. It's our basement's toy corner.
16. When I turn my head right, I see:
Legos. Sooooo, so, so many Legos.
18. How many days until my birthday?:
Oy. Let's count. 75. Days. That's a lot of days. ITS MY SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN!
19. If I was a character written by Shakespeare I'd be:
A fairy from a Midsummer Night's Dream. I haven't read that, but I think I saw the Wishbone. If there was a Wishbone Midsummer Night's Dream. Anyway-- I just want to be a fairy.
20. By this time next year:
I'd better fucking be better at art. Oh, and I hope to be as happy as I am now.
21. A better name for me would be:
Anything but Emily. Any name that hasn't made the MOST POPULAR BABY NAMES FOR [insert year here]! Anything, anything, ANYTHING but Emily.
22. I have a hard time understanding:
Things that don't involve the left side of my brain. Things that are not abstract ideas. Namely math and some science. Oh, and GIRLS.
23. If I ever go back to school I:
Would get a lot of sleep the night before and pack myself some Cheerios and make myself some tea and go to math A block and be happy because I did all my homework, and because I have photo last block and I'm excited to see my roll developed. That's tomorrow.
24. You know I like you if:
I walk up to you and say, "You know...you're good. I like you." Except sometimes thats awkward. And if I feel like you would be uncomfortable with me saying that, then I won't. And maybe I'll just comment on your cool clothes, or your music. Or your hair.
25. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank is:
My parents. Because, if I were to win an award, it would probably be something involving the extra curricular activities that they pay so much money for me to take part in, and they supply all the crazy shit I require all the time. And they put up with me. And because, you know, I love 'em and all.
27. Take my advice:
Life is better enjoyed when you're constantly listening to music on headphones.
28. My ideal breakfast is:
Actually none. Because I hate breakfast. But my ideal breakfast FOOD are Mick's Irish pancakes. Because dear god.
30. If you visit my hometown:
Then you would most likely be at home as well.
32. Why won't anyone:
Stop being mean? Just, why? Why does it happen?
33. If you spend the night at my house:
You would get either annoyed at the little ones, or really happy about their existence. There's never really any in-betweens. Oh, and you'd share my bed with me. It's really comfy, I promise. And you'd need to not be allergic to cats, because I have one. And you would need to not wake me up in the morning.
34. I'd stop my wedding if:
I didn't love the damn guy. It's as simple as that.
35. The world could do without:
People with vaginas.
36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
Have to endure my history class last year.
37. My favorite blonde is:
Molly Jane Walsh.
38. Paper clips are more useful than:
White colored pencils [JEANNIE! White colored pencils are all that is getting me through my art project! Toned paper! slfkg jhdfg!]
39. If I do anything well, it is:
Clean.
40. And by the way:
It's Pat's birthday tomorrow, and every year I leave a mix for him in our bathroom before school. And so I was upstairs really comfy in my bed, and I remembered that I still needed to make him one. So here I am, making a Birthday Mix. Those are the best kind.
41. The last time I was high:
Ahahahahaahahahahahaha. Yeah, right.
42. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are:
Probably a manatee. Fucking awesome.