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Jul 30, 2005 20:23

So sorry I haven't been at school recently everybody, I know you're weeping in false distress from missing me so much, but I have been plagued with the disease of one thousand Satans.

Which means I can't have sex. I can barely walk room to room, so I suppose that fits. But I really want sex.

Anyway, Daniel is the real Harry Potter, and he has the texta mark on his forehead to prove it. I want to be that Luna Lovegood chick, because whenever she says something I imagine her saying in a very earnest, smooth, like... MYSTICAL voice.

And everybody has to stop telling me how much Harry Potter sucks, Flipendo at you all.
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