bestweekendever.

[_la_vie_en_rose]

so this one time, at our cty sex reunion, adam, the stoner sat on radioactive waste in the metro while natasha changed her pants because of the hole in her crotch. then she enlightened everyone during banana time. bananas don't make you constipated because monkeys eat them, duh. and adam discovered that his crotch was radioactive. filipp and berkeley left to become male strippers slash pimps. anne looked really polish and adam still looked stoned. emily and natasha just looked totally cute. we saw washington's phallus with one ball and had a grass orgy on the mall! natasha met some german soldiers. we saw the capitol. then they had a pow-wow in front of the american indian museum and it was aMAIZEing. then bridget came and she's actually a hellbeast in disguise. and hellbeasts are hot. just like us. then we went to dinner. and this time, not only adam looked stoned. really. bridget gave free blow jobs to the coke, while adam discovered his feminine side. then we went home and broke the bed. aren't they so cute? bridget got stuck in the door. and there was lots of cty sex. actually, it was rape. and girl rape on top of filipp. then it was filipp and the massage chair. natasha became a toothpaste porn star. yana and bridget are hot. and so are 69 hugs. and after all this sex, bridget got pregnant and gave birth to natasha's head. we got some SCRABBLE SCARS. it was a cty reunion...in bed. we fell asleep. and everyone woke up happy. sort of. except for emily, who woke up hurting in strange places. natasha has the coolest neighborhoodie ever, especially when it's on yana. we listened to some canon like good ctyers and it was tear time. then we went outside and people left and we were sad. we went on the metro and i raped yana's knee. adam was STONED AGAIN so he took some speed and it was scarydisturbing. woohoo le mouchoir rocks! natasha and yana met up with chris piro the ra in urban outfitters, where he likes to jump out and scare people from behind clothing racks and went to starbucks. then it was dark and natasha had to go home :-(.

i love cty. forever young. dptplp.