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so i had my interview this morning at 9am after having slept for only an hour the night before. i fell asleep around 6:30am and woke up around 7:45am to get up. fart bomb.
if i don't get this job i'm going to kill myself.
ALSO I HAVE A FUNNY STORY TO TELL YOU GUYS:
me and sean were having sex the other night like we do pretty much everynight. i was on top bobbing away and he starts to come and as he's coming he FARTS not once but TWICE. 2 HUGE FARTS. he was like, "omg i cant stop farting or coming! i'm sorry!"
HAHAAAAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA