short stories with funny endings.

[_kiss_me_deadly]

nelly furtado has aids. because i read it on livejournal. & everything i say from this point forward is true. even if it isn't really true. like the time sean & i told everyone at john jay that geoff from thursday died. the end.

ps - he really did die! the guy outside said he sold him crack like the guy from trapt!

pps - i love my friends more than anything and i wouldn't trade them for the world! except for maybe chipotle. ok, i'm kidding.