Soooooo relieved.

Mar 12, 2004 01:13

Here is the low down:

I, Jillian Caitlen Summers, am not going to prom.

(Ducks from tomato thrown by shayna.)

Here is why:

I wanted to go. I honestly did. I wanted to dress up and be romantic and slow dance and have fun.

That will not happen at the Vance High School prom. Our school is so fucking ghetto, only (bad) rap and (bad) r+b will be played--Music I have no fucking idea how to dance to and honestly do not want to dance to. Were you all aware that the only slow song played last year was R. Kelly, Feelin' on Your Booty? The very thought of being in a place like that with people basically having sex in front of me makes me sick. I was trying to block that part of prom out before, but now I can not deny it. That alone is enough to make me not go. But also...

Pretty much five days before prom is Daniels 18th birthday. As you all know, he does not want to go. Be he was going to for me. His parents were going to make his entire 18th birthday his prom ticket. Everything else he would have to pay for. He was literally sick because he was going to have to waste so much money on something he knew he wasnt going to enjoy. He cant waste money. Hes trying to save to move out and pay for college (which he is receiving no help on, family or otherwise) and his parents arent letting him have a job right now. He would have been miserable, broke, and having to accept that misery as one of his most important birthdays.

How fair does that sound to you?

not to mention that weekend or so is the anime convention that daniel and i both ACTUALLY really WANT to go to and know we will have FUN.

Here is what will go down:

Instead of the prom, Daniel and I are still going to get dressed up and take pictures and everything. Then my parents are giving us money to go to a REALLY nice restaurant. We will have a lovely night and return home to an empty house ( as my parents will get a hotel room) and travis and courtney (another anti-prom couple) will come over and we'll have a mini party for daniels 18th. We'll have a shit load of fun, they may sleep over, maybe not, and daniel and i will fall asleep cuddled next to eachother.

Can I explain to how much happier daniel is now? He's been calling me the greatest girlfriend ever etc. Why did I ever not think of this?

Also, the money that was going to be wasted on the prom tickets will go to the anime convention so we can stay over night in a hotel room and buy LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of anime.

The end.

Please direct your complaints to jilldoesntgiveashit@hotmail.com.
kthxbai.
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