May 10, 2004 22:12
holy shit today i went to the gym like any normal day and i went swimming and in the hot tub like any normal day. but never in my years of going there did i think i would meet such a FREEK
ok we started talking about the overuse of chlorine in the hot tub. then he started talking about dying. meanwhile im still trying to disengage the convo. then he starts saying he likes drinking water and that we can die any second. he starts rambling about stupid statistics. then he says that theres this person out there who wants to gets us. he asked me if ive heard of him. apparently his name is lucifer.
so i manage to get outta there and i think the banter is over. to my shegrin it is far from over. i see him as i am exiting the showers drying off my bathing suite.
so he starts talking about how we are all going to die in the next few years. he said its probably going to be about 4 or 5 but maybe even within the year. then he leaves AND COME BACK. he says that the first thing thats going to happen is the people are going to nuke ny first. and then he said that marshall law is going to take over.
if he wasnt enough of a freak he then starts bashing george w bush(which i didnt mind.) but then he said him and kerry at yale entered the skull and bones secret society and that they made a pact with lucifer.
this is by far the worst experience ive ever had with another human being. he started leaving when i started laughing at him. then he said i better make a pact with jesus because it could take a while and i want an afterlife.
TURST ME I WISH I WAS MAKING ALL OF THIS UP
ps i have my movie. im going to do a comedy about a guy who falls in love with a girl and gets her but he ends up being a anamorphiliac (people who dress up like animals to have sex) it will of course be a comedy