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Hey ya'll
Just sitting here ready to update the ole lj. You know, because I'm the greatest. Yup that's me, NUMBER ONE! So anyways I have this problem. I want to be short. I've always been tall. So I'm undergoing shrinking surgery. It's going to be intensive but I think it'll only make me stronger in the long run. Then I'll basically just be a pair of boobs running around because I'll be a shorty with big boobs you know? My dream will be fulfilled. Short skinny big breasts...sigh...
SO WATCH OUT WORLD!!! CAUSE THIS TALL GIRL IS SETTING SAIL TO BE A SWEETASS SHORT HOTTIE!
Just sitting here ready to update the ole lj. You know, because I'm the greatest. Yup that's me, NUMBER ONE! So anyways I have this problem. I want to be short. I've always been tall. So I'm undergoing shrinking surgery. It's going to be intensive but I think it'll only make me stronger in the long run. Then I'll basically just be a pair of boobs running around because I'll be a shorty with big boobs you know? My dream will be fulfilled. Short skinny big breasts...sigh...
SO WATCH OUT WORLD!!! CAUSE THIS TALL GIRL IS SETTING SAIL TO BE A SWEETASS SHORT HOTTIE!