my remedy is talking to martha...
BRGurl697: i know the right guy will come when the time is right
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: exactly
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: watch u never get married and like become a person on tv who tries and steals ppls kids
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: lmaooo
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: jk jk
BRGurl6975: omg!!!!
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: im tryin to make myself feel better
BRGurl6975: yea by making me feel bad
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: nono....ur self confidence is like as high as god strong a mighty...mines is like as high as the tree in my front yard which i might add is being held up by wooden posts and long tarp ropes...its ganna die soon
BRGurl6975: awwwww
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: it needs water..and love
BRGurl6975: thanx n hey ur really confident too just not with ur parents
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: and a little bit of sunlight....but your greedy ass confidence being god and all wont let the sun shine down
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: thanks lol
BRGurl6975: hahaha
BRGurl6975: i have god
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: u have god?
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: have u let christ into your heart yet?
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: lol
BRGurl6975: no i let him in somewhere else tho....
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: uhh ohhh
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: u little virgin mary
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: minus the virgin
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: and the mary part
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: the virgin martha
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: awwww!
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: the vengeful martha....oh now thats pimp
BRGurl6975: lol]
BRGurl6975: i am not satan
BRGurl6975: kill ur god please dont kill me
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: i never spoke in such tounge... ok i beg to differ
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: hey hey...i am a born again christian
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: lmao not really
BRGurl6975: accept all religions my child
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: i follow the one and only religion that is heathy
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: healthy*
BRGurl6975: marthaisdm]\
BRGurl6975: marthaism*
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: marthaism ::sunlight shines...clouds open...you hear godly voices in the background singing::
BRGurl6975: haha we should make a commercial
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: raise your hands high my brothers!
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: ::you are under arrest::
BRGurl6975: and sister we are all siblings who are the children of mother earth
BRGurl6975: hahaha
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : allow martha nature to nurture you and give you prosperity
BRGurl6975: let ur natural body sensations overtake the power of ur mind and let ur spirit roam free
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : pick dandalions and daisys and dream the dream of disillusionment and delightfulness
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: holy shit thats all d's....live in a world of frolic and fun and fortune
BRGurl6975: delightfulness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRGurl6975 : im laughin so hard
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : wat?
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : its like that "she sells sea shells by the sea shore " thing
BRGurl6975 : how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: 15!!!!!
BRGurl6975 : wrong!!!!!!
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : wat is it
BRGurl6975 : the answer is 37
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: no way dude
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : thats way too much wood
BRGurl6975 : yep
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : i mean put urself in a wookchucks place..
BRGurl6975: no that lil fuker can chuck
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: .WOULD YOU chuck 37 peices of wood ifu were a wookhuck
BRGurl6975 : def not
BRGurl6975: id do like 11
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : i give up after 2
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : i mnea...slipnters duh
BRGurl6975: yea but im used to having wood in my mouth
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: wat the hell is a woodchuck?
BRGurl6975 : ;-)
BRGurl6975 : dunno
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: oh got it
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : lol
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : lol i thought u were like...tobaccoo kinda like wood cuz it burns and idk u smoke like a fukcing chimney
BRGurl6975 : no wood like
BRGurl6975: penis
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : yes i established this now with my cerebrum
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : thank u
BRGurl6975 : hmm impressive
Marthas new name is now woody. She is my remedy to any upsetness i have. Best conversastions are always held with you arent they marthanator? Follow marthaism and you will be free!
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: exactly
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: watch u never get married and like become a person on tv who tries and steals ppls kids
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: lmaooo
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: jk jk
BRGurl6975: omg!!!!
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: im tryin to make myself feel better
BRGurl6975: yea by making me feel bad
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: nono....ur self confidence is like as high as god strong a mighty...mines is like as high as the tree in my front yard which i might add is being held up by wooden posts and long tarp ropes...its ganna die soon
BRGurl6975: awwwww
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: it needs water..and love
BRGurl6975: thanx n hey ur really confident too just not with ur parents
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: and a little bit of sunlight....but your greedy ass confidence being god and all wont let the sun shine down
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: thanks lol
BRGurl6975: hahaha
BRGurl6975: i have god
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: u have god?
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: have u let christ into your heart yet?
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: lol
BRGurl6975: no i let him in somewhere else tho....
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: uhh ohhh
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: u little virgin mary
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: minus the virgin
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: and the mary part
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: the virgin martha
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: awwww!
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: the vengeful martha....oh now thats pimp
BRGurl6975: lol]
BRGurl6975: i am not satan
BRGurl6975: kill ur god please dont kill me
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: i never spoke in such tounge... ok i beg to differ
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: hey hey...i am a born again christian
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: lmao not really
BRGurl6975: accept all religions my child
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: i follow the one and only religion that is heathy
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: healthy*
BRGurl6975: marthaisdm]\
BRGurl6975: marthaism*
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: marthaism ::sunlight shines...clouds open...you hear godly voices in the background singing::
BRGurl6975: haha we should make a commercial
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: raise your hands high my brothers!
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: ::you are under arrest::
BRGurl6975: and sister we are all siblings who are the children of mother earth
BRGurl6975: hahaha
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : allow martha nature to nurture you and give you prosperity
BRGurl6975: let ur natural body sensations overtake the power of ur mind and let ur spirit roam free
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : pick dandalions and daisys and dream the dream of disillusionment and delightfulness
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: holy shit thats all d's....live in a world of frolic and fun and fortune
BRGurl6975: delightfulness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRGurl6975 : im laughin so hard
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : wat?
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : its like that "she sells sea shells by the sea shore " thing
BRGurl6975 : how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: 15!!!!!
BRGurl6975 : wrong!!!!!!
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : wat is it
BRGurl6975 : the answer is 37
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: no way dude
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : thats way too much wood
BRGurl6975 : yep
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : i mean put urself in a wookchucks place..
BRGurl6975: no that lil fuker can chuck
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: .WOULD YOU chuck 37 peices of wood ifu were a wookhuck
BRGurl6975 : def not
BRGurl6975: id do like 11
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : i give up after 2
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : i mnea...slipnters duh
BRGurl6975: yea but im used to having wood in my mouth
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: wat the hell is a woodchuck?
BRGurl6975 : ;-)
BRGurl6975 : dunno
AlTeReD x ImAgEz: oh got it
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : lol
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : lol i thought u were like...tobaccoo kinda like wood cuz it burns and idk u smoke like a fukcing chimney
BRGurl6975 : no wood like
BRGurl6975: penis
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : yes i established this now with my cerebrum
AlTeReD x ImAgEz : thank u
BRGurl6975 : hmm impressive
Marthas new name is now woody. She is my remedy to any upsetness i have. Best conversastions are always held with you arent they marthanator? Follow marthaism and you will be free!