Useless Hair Pic Post {Stupid Blurry Pics Included}
You know, I made an ass out of myself today, falling into default programming mode-self-deprecation. It's a nice crutch when I can't function coherently any other way or if I feel uncomfortable or nervous or just otherwise haywire. Hell, it works for Conan, and he is a classy, charming, GQMF. That's totally something to aspire to. Let detractors and everyone involved hurl their insults and I'll coolly shuck them off.
He's a good role model.
On another note, I straightened my hair yesterday morning. Mainly because it was cut too short (it needed it a week ago =\) and the first night I went to work with it, people thought I was in junior high :X
After 5 years, I decided to straighten it again and it came out something like
sans fringe (because I look dumb with fringe and I like to say fringe instead of bangs because wtf, what are 'bangs' anyway?)
This is how it looked after blow drying:
Terrifying indeeed.
Jim James/Animal cross breed?!
Then I pulled it to the sides
Then I forgot to take pics of it before work and sweating and heat and cold and 1987329629354% humidity struck and turned me into a
puff ball
A puff ball that looks more like a "lady" (awwe Michael) and "mature" (yay Big Al) and "hot" (lol Tim Lee)
Totally taking some inspiration from Australia and red carpet for the next couple/few nights to make this hair last (it took a while to do, y'all-I need to make it ~work~)
I think I'm going to try and grow it out a little bit. That way, if I straighten it or let it be curly it can be magnanimously gorgeous.
I just hate how short it was cut. D: I feel ashamed of it... I went "same as last time!" and it was... about a half inch more. And losing a half inch of curl is losing 1.25" of hair. ... DDDD: indeed.
He's a good role model.
On another note, I straightened my hair yesterday morning. Mainly because it was cut too short (it needed it a week ago =\) and the first night I went to work with it, people thought I was in junior high :X
After 5 years, I decided to straighten it again and it came out something like
sans fringe (because I look dumb with fringe and I like to say fringe instead of bangs because wtf, what are 'bangs' anyway?)
This is how it looked after blow drying:
Terrifying indeeed.
Jim James/Animal cross breed?!
Then I pulled it to the sides
Then I forgot to take pics of it before work and sweating and heat and cold and 1987329629354% humidity struck and turned me into a
puff ball
A puff ball that looks more like a "lady" (awwe Michael) and "mature" (yay Big Al) and "hot" (lol Tim Lee)
Totally taking some inspiration from Australia and red carpet for the next couple/few nights to make this hair last (it took a while to do, y'all-I need to make it ~work~)
I think I'm going to try and grow it out a little bit. That way, if I straighten it or let it be curly it can be magnanimously gorgeous.
I just hate how short it was cut. D: I feel ashamed of it... I went "same as last time!" and it was... about a half inch more. And losing a half inch of curl is losing 1.25" of hair. ... DDDD: indeed.