If you are easily grossed out, don't read.
It's odd the things that go through your mind when you puke.
1. Right now my epiglottis has relaxed
2. is this classified as projectile vomit?
3. fuck i wish someone was rubbing my back
4. i should have kept my hair in a pony tail
5. at least my abs are getting a work out.
6. orange juice?
I have concluded that the loneliest thing that anyone ever has to do on thier own is puke. I would have given big money to my dad to come and rub my back, and maybe if i had the courage and asked, he would have. But i didn't want to ask him, because-egghhh-who wants to be around a puking person? though now that i've been in this situation, if anyone ever needs a puking buddy, i'm by your side man, holding back your hair with a cold glass of water in my other hand.
I wonder if it was the mr.noodles i ate? other than that i ate everything my mom did so it must be that.
mom figures it's been building allllll daaay lonnng. yay stomach virus/flu/whatever the hell it is i have.
dad came up to me pre-puke and said 'whatever you do, don't think of old mayonaise.'
so as revenge i gave him a detailed description of what i sneezed up afer puking. needless to say he was surprised.
i'm soo fucking happy that this didn't rear it's ugly head last night, or i would have been fucked for french. though i probably would have gone anyways, because my family doctors a cow and never gets back to you in time when you want to make an appointment. sweeeeet.
so that was my day. i feel like shit now.
nina i dont think i'm going to come to soc tomorrow, but i'll probably be there in the afternoon.
love you all.
ps. in your opinion, what is more effective, drinking water after puking, or just cutting everything off till you get better? a girl from SS said to cut it off before, and i was like "thats wrong dude." but now i'm giving it second thoughts.
pps. didi actually just write a whole entry on puke?!?!?
1. Right now my epiglottis has relaxed
2. is this classified as projectile vomit?
3. fuck i wish someone was rubbing my back
4. i should have kept my hair in a pony tail
5. at least my abs are getting a work out.
6. orange juice?
I have concluded that the loneliest thing that anyone ever has to do on thier own is puke. I would have given big money to my dad to come and rub my back, and maybe if i had the courage and asked, he would have. But i didn't want to ask him, because-egghhh-who wants to be around a puking person? though now that i've been in this situation, if anyone ever needs a puking buddy, i'm by your side man, holding back your hair with a cold glass of water in my other hand.
I wonder if it was the mr.noodles i ate? other than that i ate everything my mom did so it must be that.
mom figures it's been building allllll daaay lonnng. yay stomach virus/flu/whatever the hell it is i have.
dad came up to me pre-puke and said 'whatever you do, don't think of old mayonaise.'
so as revenge i gave him a detailed description of what i sneezed up afer puking. needless to say he was surprised.
i'm soo fucking happy that this didn't rear it's ugly head last night, or i would have been fucked for french. though i probably would have gone anyways, because my family doctors a cow and never gets back to you in time when you want to make an appointment. sweeeeet.
so that was my day. i feel like shit now.
nina i dont think i'm going to come to soc tomorrow, but i'll probably be there in the afternoon.
love you all.
ps. in your opinion, what is more effective, drinking water after puking, or just cutting everything off till you get better? a girl from SS said to cut it off before, and i was like "thats wrong dude." but now i'm giving it second thoughts.
pps. didi actually just write a whole entry on puke?!?!?