I am Zach. I dream about Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn is probably the only person who doesn't think I'm gay for watching the ellen show...oh and she's also like the queen of Makingzachsmileawholebuncheveryday Town. Me + Kaitlyn= dangerously too awesome for our own good. I wish me and Kaitlyn were secret ninja lovers that were sent out to kill the Malaysian prime minister...but then I get kidnapped and she gets away...and she thinks i'm dead cuz she hasn't seen me for like 10 years after then, but secretly I'm still alive cuz I'm a ninja and ninjas don't die...and then one day i show up at her castle (cuz all the cool ninjas like her would live in a castle) and i say "kaitlyn!! it's me! Zach, your long lost secret ninja lover!" and she's like "it can't be...! it CAN'T BE!!!" and i say "it IS me, i swear! you can tell cause my eyes are really blue and pretty, and i sound like napoleon dynamite sorta" and then she goes "omggggggg it IS you!" and then she kisses me and we kill a dragon, cuz that's how ninjas roll. If I were alone in a room with Kaitlyn, I would ask her why things always couldn't be that way, and find ways to make her feel really special, and see if she wanted to play a game of candyland or hungry hungry hippos. I want Kaitlyn to know that I will protect her from any jerky spiders that come near her and that i'll always respect her. I think Kaitlyn should be the first black male president...or let me hold her hand and go for a walk to a park at night time with her and talk to her about random stuff and play on the park stuff and then let me hug her for awhile if she got cold...whichever she'd prefer more. Kaitlyn needs to get on her freakin' summer vacation and stop having so much darn dang diddely school!!!. I want to get coldstone and hang out a bunch withKaitlyn. Kaitlyn will think i'm lame for typing this all in her journal...but i'm tired and bored so THERE. I WIN HA!!. Kaitlyn reminds me of the girl you really like all through high school that gives you butterflies every time you see her, and is really nice to you, but won't ever like you back cuz either she'll like another guy or she'll be a lesbian, but either way it makes you sad. Without Kaitlyn I would not be typing this in her journal right now. Memories of Kaitlyn are always positive. Kaitlyn can be whatever she puts her mind to! that's right...i'm a motivational speaker in my spare time. The worst thing about Kaitlyn is she makes me miss her too much when she goes away :( . The best thing about Kaitlyn is she always knows just what to say to make somebody smile. Kaitlyn loves being special enough to get on all those concert guestlists. If I had to pick a boyfriend for Kaitlyn I would pick someone that would respect her and could make her laugh every day and make her feel unconditionally loved. Kaitlyn should be older...lol.... when she grows up. I am awesome with Kaitlyn.
goshhhh all that typing...i coulda been training to be a cage fighter or sharpening my bowhunting and computer hacking skills...but i decided to do this for you instead :)
I dream about Kaitlyn.
Kaitlyn is probably the only person who doesn't think I'm gay for watching the ellen show...oh and she's also like the queen of Makingzachsmileawholebuncheveryday Town.
Me + Kaitlyn= dangerously too awesome for our own good.
I wish me and Kaitlyn were secret ninja lovers that were sent out to kill the Malaysian prime minister...but then I get kidnapped and she gets away...and she thinks i'm dead cuz she hasn't seen me for like 10 years after then, but secretly I'm still alive cuz I'm a ninja and ninjas don't die...and then one day i show up at her castle (cuz all the cool ninjas like her would live in a castle) and i say "kaitlyn!! it's me! Zach, your long lost secret ninja lover!" and she's like "it can't be...! it CAN'T BE!!!" and i say "it IS me, i swear! you can tell cause my eyes are really blue and pretty, and i sound like napoleon dynamite sorta" and then she goes "omggggggg it IS you!" and then she kisses me and we kill a dragon, cuz that's how ninjas roll.
If I were alone in a room with Kaitlyn, I would ask her why things always couldn't be that way, and find ways to make her feel really special, and see if she wanted to play a game of candyland or hungry hungry hippos.
I want Kaitlyn to know that I will protect her from any jerky spiders that come near her and that i'll always respect her.
I think Kaitlyn should be the first black male president...or let me hold her hand and go for a walk to a park at night time with her and talk to her about random stuff and play on the park stuff and then let me hug her for awhile if she got cold...whichever she'd prefer more.
Kaitlyn needs to get on her freakin' summer vacation and stop having so much darn dang diddely school!!!.
I want to get coldstone and hang out a bunch withKaitlyn.
Kaitlyn will think i'm lame for typing this all in her journal...but i'm tired and bored so THERE. I WIN HA!!.
Kaitlyn reminds me of the girl you really like all through high school that gives you butterflies every time you see her, and is really nice to you, but won't ever like you back cuz either she'll like another guy or she'll be a lesbian, but either way it makes you sad.
Without Kaitlyn I would not be typing this in her journal right now.
Memories of Kaitlyn are always positive.
Kaitlyn can be whatever she puts her mind to! that's right...i'm a motivational speaker in my spare time.
The worst thing about Kaitlyn is she makes me miss her too much when she goes away :( .
The best thing about Kaitlyn is she always knows just what to say to make somebody smile.
Kaitlyn loves being special enough to get on all those concert guestlists.
If I had to pick a boyfriend for Kaitlyn I would pick someone that would respect her and could make her laugh every day and make her feel unconditionally loved.
Kaitlyn should be older...lol.... when she grows up.
I am awesome with Kaitlyn.
goshhhh all that typing...i coulda been training to be a cage fighter or sharpening my bowhunting and computer hacking skills...but i decided to do this for you instead :)
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